Waxing the plums

Jobs OXO

Has anyone got this done? Is it painful? How much to get it done ? Herself has been on about it for a while as a quid pro quo for a job on her own vjj.

TMI...TMI...

BBDBB

Be fine, rub in some deep heat to soothe the area afterward

Realt Dearg Sec

Is it painful?!

Eh, no, not at all I'm sure. Go ahead there. Be grand.

pangbang

From other landscaping, I would imagine its not so much the minute of pain for waxing that's an issue, but the torturous days of it growing back.

Let her go first, then suddenly realise you're allergic to wax, all four of you win.

Rumpy Pumpy

Liberally baste the purse and lower giggle stick with Veet. Keep the legs akimbo and relax for about 10 minutes. Then into a warm shower with that plastic curved thing you get in the box. Remove the cream with it. You'll be left with a cluster like a plucked turkey.

seagull

And then the hair will start growing back, and you'll be in torment.

Dr Crayfish

You lot are just obsessed with your bollocks, arseholes and bowel movements on this forum. Give it a rest starting threads like this!

myshirt

Is this woman sporting some 70's bush or something?

dickdonk14

I soak my balls in petrol then put a match to them. brings a tear to the eyes but works a treat

Hammer89

BBDBB wrote: »

Be fine, rub in some deep heat to soothe the area afterward

My rugby coach used to do this for me in school and I can confirm it works.

Boom_Bap

Screw waxing. Use fire and an axe, that's what real men do :pac:

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Screw waxing. Use fire and an axe, that's what real men do :pac:

I use lynx and a lighter myself........

SEPT 23 1989

cheapest way of doing it is to buy some Veet cream and leave them soaking overnight

BrokenArrows

Waxing... that sounds absolutely horrific.

Boom_Bap

jonnycivic wrote: »

I use lynx and a lighter myself........

Roll on or spray?

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Roll on or spray?

spray at first and when its short enough use the roll on

Boom_Bap

Rumpy Pumpy

Proceed with caution:


https://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK

The One Doctor

Easiest to shaved them. That's what I do.

Mr.Plough

No chance. Electric razor all the way

EndaHonesty

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Proceed with caution:


https://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK

The reviewer did give the creme 5 stars so it's not clear if he's for or agin it... :pac:

Burial.

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Proceed with caution:


https://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK

Fine storytelling but anyone who thinks that's a real story would want to put down the fairytale book.

Veet is the job for any type of hair removal. Been using with years and never any issues as long as you follow the instructions.

mackeire

Hammer89 wrote: »

My rugby coach used to do this for me in school and I can confirm it works.

He's on the sex offenders register now

topper75

You fellas are interfering with nature.

That comes with a price.

And I don't want to be there when you are made pay.

Rumpy Pumpy

Burial. wrote: »

Fine storytelling but anyone who thinks that's a real story would want to put down the fairytale book.

Veet is the job for any type of hair removal. Been using with years and never any issues as long as you follow the instructions.

You mightn't be calling it a fairytale when you've a slopdge of Veet burning into your sheriff's badge.

TommyKnocker

The One Doctor wrote: »

Easiest to shaved them. That's what I do.

This and whats with all the hair growing back? Just use the razor each day or 2 in the shower and there is no growing back. Simple

Cee-Jay-Cee

Plucking is the only way to properly baldify the plums, its time consuming and slightly eye watering but is fairly permanent after about the 9 or 10th time....apparently.

Jobs OXO

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Plucking is the only way to properly baldify the plums, its time consuming and slightly eye watering but is fairly permanent after about the 9 or 10th time....apparently.

What's the diff between my plucking and waxing though ?

hatrickpatrick

I'll always remember Nidge's expression in Love/Hate when Trish books them into a salon before their wedding and introduces him to the receptionist by saying "This is Nidge, he has an appointment for the back, sack, and crack"

daveyeh

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

You lot are just obsessed with your bollocks, arseholes and bowel movements on this forum. Give it a rest starting threads like this!

Or maybe just don't read them?

super_furry

I'd give shaving or even Imac a go before waxing.

Kimbot

super_furry wrote: »

I'd give shaving or even ImacVeet a go before waxing.

Going by your username I would imagine you may need to give both a bash :P