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Things that make you go hmmmmm

  • 22-06-2017 12:10pm
    #1
    seagull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭


    I haven't seen anything along these lines. If there is, merge this away.

    Why is it that when my knee cracks, it makes it feel more comfortable, and flexes more smoothly, but when my ankle cracks, it's accompanied by stabbing pain?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread? And how does it compare to the best thing since sliced bread?


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  • #2
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    seagull wrote: »
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    bread knife.


  • #3
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    seagull wrote: »
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    C+C Music Factory


  • #4
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?


  • #5
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Putting tissue paper around a comb and blowing.


  • #6
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    When I drop out a big hard Brown Trout, best feeling ever

    21/25



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  • #7
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    The best thing since sliced bread ?

    Easy - Netflix :)


  • #8
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    There was a friend of mine named Jay
    Would come over late at night and say hey
    I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
    'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
    So damned close we had the same blood type.
    Months went by and my wife got big
    We were havin' a child and I got another gig
    So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
    He had his own room and helped pay the bills
    The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
    It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
    Before my eyes in the delivery room.


  • #9
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Sliced bread with cheese on it :P


  • #10
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Seedless Jam.


  • #11
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Sneezing. I love sneezing.


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  • #12
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Sneezing. I love sneezing.

    Each sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm :P


  • #13
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    It's more than I get from sex so :D


    I'm joking


  • #14
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    But have you ever sneezed seedless jam out of your nose?


  • #15
    schizo1014
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 307 ✭✭schizo1014


    The first sip of a pint


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Almost everything in here.. https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/


  • #17
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    seagull wrote: »
    .


    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    My late father, who lived long before we encountered sliced bread, always used the expression 'the best thing since shoe laces'.


  • #18
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    A fridge.


  • #19
    Zubeneschamali
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Zubeneschamali


    schizo1014 wrote: »
    The first sip of a pint

    Pints come in gulps - sips are for Prosecco.


  • #20
    Fishyfreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    Cotton bud aka Ear dildo


  • #21
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Fishyfreak wrote: »
    Cotton bud aka Ear dildo

    That made me laugh! I'm a great one for Aural Sex! :D

    Buds_zpstnjtcqhf.jpg


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  • #22
    Burial.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    That deep yawn in the morning that makes your ears pop and you feel like a newborn calf so sensitive to sound around you with your perfect hearing.


  • #23
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Orgasmic ****es


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Having my first fag of the morning.



    Also, cigarettes before I gave up smoking.


  • #25
    BuyersRemorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭BuyersRemorse


    A huge jobbie, especially if I've been constipated beforehand.


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