The Hair Part Theory

Resist ZOG

I just read about this. Basically, as a man you should part your hair on the left (that is, the part line should be on your left). The theory goes that that you will be perceived as more masculine and dominant and as such people will respond to you better.

The weak nerdy guy has his hair parted on his right, while the alpha male has hair parted on his left. Compare Clark Kent with Superman.

I've always parted my hair on the right but tomorrow I'm going to do the opposite. It does sounds a bit a fringe theory but successful men like JFK, John Wayne and Brad Pitt do/did part their hair on their left, as do many male models according to Google image search.

Hitler, btw, parted his from the right.

Also, I'm wondering dose this explain why I seem to look good in the mirror but terrible in photos?

snowflaker

Put the bong down

stimpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIUILh0vRmA

wakka12

was expecting a jean jolie thread tbh

deco nate

You part your hair to the opposite side of the way your dick hangs, so the ladies know which way like it... And choose partners because of their hair split

Filmer Paradise

No. Any Barber will tell you that your hair has it's natural way of going & is parted accordingly.

My parents were born in the '30s & came of age in the '50s. Their rule was parting on the right for boys & on the left for girls.

All bollocks really..

"Parting is such sweet sorrow". That's Shakespeare, OP. Good luck tomorrow.

Arghus

I wish I still had enough hair on my head to be concerned about this. Even if I still had I still probably wouldn't be.

Resist ZOG

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

No. Any Barber will tell you that your hair has it's natural way of going & is parted accordingly.

My parents were born in the '30s & came of age in the '50s. Their rule was parting on the right for boys & on the left for girls.

All bollocks really..

Yes my hair does part naturally on my right. Thing is, how come when I look in the mirror I think I look good (I'm perceiving myself as if I had the part on my left) and in photos I think I look terrible?

Anyway it will be interesting to see if there's any change. I expect everyone to do a double take when they see me. There'll be something different they can't quite put their finger on.

NinetyTwoTeam

The theory doesn't say parting on the right means you are necessarily weak, but more sensitive/artistic. It's interesting but I don't actually believe it. David Cameron changed his to left to try and look stronger, didn't work. People still think he faffed a pig.

Yourself isit

NinetyTwoTeam wrote: »

The theory doesn't say parting on the right means you are necessarily weak, but more sensitive/artistic. It's interesting but I don't actually believe it. David Cameron changed his to left to try and look stronger, didn't work. People still think he faffed a pig.

He did.

Yourself isit

I don't see how any of this helps us resist zog

Resist ZOG

Yourself isit wrote: »

I don't see how any of this helps us resist zog

You know who's aryan and who isn't from a glance

greencap

Another psychological trick is to style your hair into a gerry curl and grow out a mustache, this makes the female brain think of you as ron jeremy and puts cock on her mind.

Jesus Wept

I have never in my life attempted to part my hair.

Beanntraigheach

I part my hair horizontally, from ear to ear.
It looks sensational!

corner of hells

Will it be ok if I just wear a hat ?

Surreptitious

When Moses went down on his lady friend, he parted the red sea.

mad muffin

Chuck Norris's hair parts itself.





































when he had hair. He's fooling no one with that gerbil on his head

The_Valeyard

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"Parting is such sweet sorrow". That's Shakespeare, OP. Good luck tomorrow.

Ah yeah,

But General Chang said it better

Hande hoche!

Remember hearing about this a while ago, think it originated from Cracked.com?

Insect Overlord

Resist ZOG wrote: »

It does sounds a bit a fringe theory

Can't believe nobody highlighted this epic pun yet.

PARlance

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Can't believe nobody highlighted this epic pun yet.

Nobody "apart" from you.

Sky King

Hopefully the 90's will be back in soon and we can do away with this left right bollox and part in the centre like The Backstreet Boys.

(Step is optional).