Vegetarian bird

Jobs OXO

Since the lass has moved I've become aware of more obsessive tendencies with her vegetarianism. She has to have a separate set of pots and pans and cutlery as well as a different dishwasher run for her plates etc. Pure nonsense. She never goes on about stuff like this when she's out in a restaurant. Anyone else living with obsessive vegetarians?

Persephone kindness

This is why you LIVE together before you marry. Smart man.

Jobs OXO

Persephone kindness wrote: »

This is why you LIVE together before you marry. Smart man.

I'm liking living with her cos it's handier for more frequent sexy times

Persephone kindness

Wait a min you have TWO dishwashers???

Outlaw Pete

Does she not like a bit of your Beef Oxo?

hatrickpatrick

Know several, but tbh I don't think vegetarianism is the reason for the obsessiveness - there are bodybuilders, weightwatchers people, people on bulking diets etc who are just as bad. I feel that the root of it is that making a difficult lifestyle change which requires a lot of willpower is simply easier if you talk about it and rationalise it a lot.

The_Valeyard

Never forget, vegetarians murder millions of innocent vegetables each year.

Persephone kindness

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I'm liking living with her cos it's handier for more frequent sexy times

No one does sexy like us vegetarians ...:o

Persephone kindness

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Never forget, vegetarians murder millions of innocent vegetables each year.

Althoughyou never hear anyone say I could murder a carrot! :pac:

gerrybbadd

Be sure and let her know that most cheeses arent suitable for vegetarians due to their rennet content. That'll settle her

hatrickpatrick

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I'm liking living with her cos it's handier for more frequent sexy times

I bet she makes an exception to the vegetarianism where eating pussy is concerned? :pac:

dar100

A good meat injection will sort her out

Jobs OXO

dar100 wrote: »

A good meat injection will sort her out

Goes without saying man ! She always likes a dart of the meaty sex stick !

Shenshen

Different pots and different dishwasher? Speaking as a vegetarian myself, you've caught yourself a bit of an extremist there, mate.
The only time I've heard of this was with extremely orthodox Jews who will have pretty much have 2 kitchens - one for meat and one for everything dairy.

Jobs OXO

Shenshen wrote: »

Different pots and different dishwasher? Speaking as a vegetarian myself, you've caught yourself a bit of an extremist there, mate.
The only time I've heard of this was with extremely orthodox Jews who will have pretty much have 2 kitchens - one for meat and one for everything dairy.

I meant different dishwasher runs.

Outlaw Pete

dar100 wrote: »

A good meat injection will sort her out

Vegetarian food beats any meat injection. It beats any f***ing cock in the world.


No wait, I'm thinking of heroin.

RayM

Very few birds are strictly herbivorous. Parrots are the only ones I can think of.

B0jangles

RayM wrote: »

Very few birds are strictly herbivorous. Parrots are the only ones I can think of.

Not even parrots are pure vegetarians; mine eats the odd bit of chicken, loves rare steak and her favourite dinner is spaghetti bolognese.

Canis Lupus

Shenshen wrote: »

Different pots and different dishwasher? Speaking as a vegetarian myself, you've caught yourself a bit of an extremist there, mate.
The only time I've heard of this was with extremely orthodox Jews who will have pretty much have 2 kitchens - one for meat and one for everything dairy.

I think he's just making it up.....

El Tarangu

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I meant different dishwasher runs.

I'm not sure your girlfriend understands how dishwashers work...

RayM

B0jangles wrote: »

Not even parrots are pure vegetarians; mine eats the odd bit of chicken, loves rare steak and her favourite dinner is spaghetti bolognese.

To be fair, I suspect very few vegetarians could resist a rare steak.

Water John

I presume vegan rather than vegetarian.

cbyrd

Don't tell her about the fish DNA in her tomatoes .. .

Jobs OXO

El Tarangu wrote: »

I'm not sure your girlfriend understands how dishwashers work...

She's not really here for her dishwasher skillz tbf

Water John

You wouldn't want to let your dick do your thinking for you. Look down the road.

Jobs OXO

Water John wrote: »

You wouldn't want to let your dick do your thinking for you. Look down the road.

The sex stick is always in control man. Gets me into all sorts of trouble

Capt'n Midnight

RayM wrote: »

Very few birds are strictly herbivorous. Parrots are the only ones I can think of.

And swans

Birneybau

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I bet she makes an exception to the vegetarianism where eating pussy is concerned? :pac:

I think you are presuming she's incredibly flexible.

Permabear

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Poor Uncle Tom

Water John wrote: »

You wouldn't want to let your dick do your thinking for you. Look down the road.

Just how big is it?.....:eek:

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

I do keep my own frying pan, because I can get that manky greasy meat mouthfeel (heheheh) if I fry something in a pan that's been used to fry sausages or bacon, and obviously there's a separate chopping board for meat because that's just common sense. Apart from that no, and the dishwasher thing is mental.

Then again you do hate women like, so obviously you've landed a mental and probably stupid one.

RDM_83 again

Take her on holiday to somewhere like Eastern Europe or Asia, after being offered ham as a vegetable constantly you'l seem comparatively supper progressive