Could a person survive on p!ss and sh!t alone?

Serious question. Not trying to gross anyone out or anything.

Could a person survive from eating and drinking the bodily waste of another?

And I don't mean the waste of a person who was starving or whose diet was quite poor nutritionally.

I mean the output of a wealthy Westerner who ate and drank the finest of foods, rich and balanced. And as such, their loaves would be really meaty and ripe. Surely there'd be some good left in it?

Thinking of starting a business.

Deub

Try and let us know

Roger Hassenforder

My last girlfriend offered me a Boston Pancake one morning.
There I was looking forward to breakfast in bed...

tracey turnblad

I don't think so... it's waste that's why the body gets rid

Cee-Jay-Cee

Why the fück would anyone be wondering about shít like that???

Go and read a book or do a crossword to take your mind of such crass thoughts.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Why the fück would anyone be wondering about shít like that???

Go and read a book or do a crossword to take your mind of such crass thoughts.

Some of us are interested in the environment, being efficient, and the survival of the species.

GerB40

Man the weed going around is unreal isn't it? I can only assume we both got the same stuff..

Omackeral

What a lovely thread.

Cee-Jay-Cee

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Some of us are interested in the environment, being efficient, and the survival of the species.

No, it's just you unfortunately.

I'd eat grass and drink water from streams before I'd consider eating shít and drinking píss and to counter your next reply, if things were so bad that there was no grass and streams had dried up then I'll be happy to die from starvation as there wouldn't be anything worth living for.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Hi again,

You'd die very quickly from e-coli if nothing else. Salt levels in urine after three cycles will kill you.

ScumLord

**** isn't just made up of the leftover stuff your body didn't need, it's full dead bacteria and probably plenty of living ones. The human gut is full of pretty serious bacteria, it's the bacteria inside you that turns you to mush when you die, once you stop feeding them they just eat their way out of your body. You don't want to be putting any more of those things into your body than you absolutely need to, or they'll simply go on a rampage through your body and kill you.

hairyslug

Would whatever nutrients in waste eventually be so decreased that it would be the equivalent of eating cardboard.

corner of hells

There were stories going around in the late seventies of German soldiers , who in capivity after Stalingrad used to collect human waste , sieve it and eat kernels of corn they recovered.

As you can imagine these poor souls were starving to death and felt they had no option.

Didn't really matter though , the Russians killed them anyway.

ScumLord

ScumLord wrote: »

**** isn't just made up of the leftover stuff your body didn't need, it's full dead bacteria and probably plenty of living ones. The human gut is full of pretty serious bacteria, it's the bacteria inside you that turns you to mush when you die, once you stop feeding them they just eat their way out of your body. You don't want to be putting any more of those things into your body than you absolutely need to, or they'll simply go on a rampage through your body and kill you.

Yeah but you could cook the sh!t and distill the p!ss

Al_Coholic

What a sh*t thread

DontThankMe

Stink of ****e off this thread!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah but you could cook the sh!t and distill the p!ss

Get a grip. That would not remove the deadly bacteria.


Ludicrous thread.

maudgonner

Sarah Miles has been drinking her own urine for 30 years.*

Kinda hard to watch Ryan's Daughter the same way after knowing that.





*I assume she's not trying to survive on that alone though.

myshirt

Thinly veiled anti-fosters thread... hmmmn...

Canaan Weak Litterbug

Canaan Weak Litterbug wrote: »

Get a grip. That would not remove the deadly bacteria.


Ludicrous thread.

Yeah, thanks, what do you know. People talked like that to Aristotle

DoozerT6

Why are people even entertaining this **** thread? (pun intended!)

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah, thanks, what do you know. People talked like that to Aristotle

And Aristotle's view of the world and science held back western advancement for over a millennium. That was probably the worst example you could have chosen.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Why are people even entertaining this **** thread? (pun intended!)

You're right.

Time to get sense and move on.

not yet

Sh1t just got real...

Jesus Wept

Canaan Weak Litterbug wrote: »

Hi again,

You'd die very quickly from e-coli if nothing else. Salt levels in urine after three cycles will kill you.

Wouldn't be three cycles as its someone elses piss?

Jesus Wept

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Why are people even entertaining this **** thread? (pun intended!)

You are all a bit sensitive. It's just a hypothetical.
Bravo OP.

suicide_circus

Beyondgone

A really entertaining fella could.

A fun guy.

I'll get me coat.

Canaan Weak Litterbug

Canaan Weak Litterbug wrote: »

You're right.

Time to get sense and move on.

Why are you so hostile to this concept?? Open your mind a little and ask, why not?

hairyslug

I'm trying to fit in something here about 1 girls and one cup but to be honest I'm struggling.

corner of hells

suicide_circus wrote: »

What in the name of Jayzus, were you looking for when you found this ?

Barry Badrinath

Ah the idiotic rereg thread strikes again.

Sad c.unt

Mod: Banned

JupiterKid

Is this thread a new low for AH?:(

suicide_circus

corner of hells wrote: »

What in the name of Jayzus, were you looking for when you found this ?

"Monkey pissing in own mouth"

maudgonner

suicide_circus wrote: »

"Monkey pissing in own mouth"

That is so, so wrong.









It's an orangutan, not a monkey.

riffmongous

Distillation of urine should work

PucaMama

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Ah the idiotic rereg thread strikes again.

Sad c.unt

Relax it's only a thread

suicide_circus

riffmongous wrote: »

Distillation of urine should work

Just ask the people at Jack Daniels

Samaris

Can a thread survive on piss and **** alone?

In the interests of avoiding a cardfest (going by the first couple of pages and impressive amount of RPs), I'm closing this one. OP will have to take her entrepreneurial spirit to Dragon's Den instead.

Modhat: Closed.