The latest social faux pas you have committed

ohnonotgmail

I was in the kitchen making tea. I thought I was alone. I needed to fart so I really pushed one out. when I was leaving i noticed one of the girls was sitting in the corner.

so tell me boardsies, what is the latest social faux pas you have committed?

Robsweezie

twice in recent weeks i nearly walked out without my food after paying.

just this morning i nearly skipped a girl in line for the atm.

Turtyturd

Every time I fart in the office someone comes over to my desk to ask me a question....every single time without fail.

Mister Vain

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

I needed to fart so I really pushed one out. when I was leaving i noticed one of the girls was sitting in the corner.

That's a daily occurrence for me.

jeanjolie

I smiled at a handsome 'feminine' guy (I'm a man myself) on the 46A and stared at him for a bit too long.

He had a girl sleeping near him who I thought was just a random stranger. She was actually his girlfriend and when she woke up, he shared the ordeal with her.

Forgot about him for a while but when I was getting off she just gave me this awkward stare like I was flirting with her boyfriend.

Mister Vain

I went for a piss and it came out in two different directions. I hate when that happens.

MilesMorales1

I was on the train today desperate for a pee (the kind of desperate where you sweat cos you want it so bad) and I didn't let the old lady behind me go first, even though I would in normal circumstances, given she was walking with a stick and all.

jeanjolie

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

I was on the train today desperate for a pee (the kind of desperate where you sweat cos you want it so bad) and I didn't let the old lady behind me go first, even though I would in normal circumstances, given she was walking with a stick and all.

It's 2017 mate. Didn't you here that age along with gender is a social construct?

imme

Mister Vain wrote: »

I went for a piss and it came out in two different directions. I hate when that happens.

Unless you set your trousers OP I think you're fine


I don't give money to beggers

tomwaterford

Turtyturd wrote: »

Every time I fart in the office someone comes over to my desk to ask me a question....every single time without fail.

Is that qs....did you fart/whats the smell?

Persephone kindness

I tried to buy some class!

lazybones32

Doing a job for a guy i'd just met today. Tried to let one seep out silently but it made the shorts flutter. Then i tried to make a joke about it but i somehow managed to make out as if i did it on purpose.

And now that I'm alone and at liberty...not a peep. Ffs.

Donald Trump

Grabbed Merkel by the pussy....turns out she has a little extra down there.

And pushed the President of Montypythonovia out of me way.