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Fruit

  • 30-05-2017 9:31am
    #1
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭


    If you could be a fruit which one would it be? Note - tomatoes count as fruit.


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  • #2
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    A coconut so I could fall on your head and knock you out.



















    And yes, coconuts are fruits.


  • #3
    Sam Hain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    If you could be a fruit which one would it be? Note - tomatoes count as fruit.

    Nice of a vegetable to ask.


  • #4
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Graham Norton


  • #5
    iguot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭iguot


    I remember when fruit was nice....not the look nice travel well muck we have today. Gimme a carrot.


  • #6
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    And if you could be a rock formation, a dog breed, a colour, or a weather type, what would they be?


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  • #7
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,352 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Lillie Repulsive Bassinet wrote: »
    And if you could be a rock formation, a dog breed, a colour, or a weather type, what would they be?

    Don't mind really, Irish Wolfhound, cerulean and typhoon. Do I win a prize?

    Oh, and for the OP, pineapple. I like pineapples.


  • #8
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I , myself , would like to be a lighthouse in a shop full mirrors, I'd be very bright but utterly useless.

    Sorta like a lot of these threads.


  • #9
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Zaph wrote: »
    Don't mind really, Irish Wolfhound, cerulean and typhoon. Do I win a prize?

    Oh, and for the OP, pineapple. I like pineapples.

    Rock formation? Come on now, don't disappoint me, please.


  • #10
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A banananas


  • #11
    gramar
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    Fruit cake.


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  • #12
    maudgonner
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    Rhubarb.

    A fraud, incredibly bitter, poisonous but still enjoyable and makes a very good tart.


  • #13
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    biko wrote: »
    A banananas

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  • #14
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    A Blue Berry, 'cos thats how I feel this morning :-(


  • #15
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Rhubarb.

    A fraud, incredibly bitter, poisonous but still enjoyable and makes a very good tart.

    It's also a vegetable, not a fruit.


  • #16
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Lillie Repulsive Bassinet wrote: »
    It's also a vegetable, not a fruit.

    Yes, and that's why the first words in my description were "a fraud"...


  • #17
    Persephone kindness
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Persephone kindness


    Just so long as I'm fruity ;)


  • #18
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I'd also like to be a wingnut or maybe a fruit bat.


  • #19
    sqwertypoo1934
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭sqwertypoo1934


    yer ALL dingleberries.
    No, you don't have the right to be offended by that.


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