Crazy feminists terrify me

Bebopclown

I had a nightmare last night where a bunch of feminists where PMSing real bad and they where coming to get me. It was like that old movie, Night Of The Living Dead, I had to barricade myself inside a house. I don't know how I'll be able to sleep tonight.

eurasian

Have sex.

vicwatson

Just have coffee, problem solved.

Bebopclown

eurasian wrote: »

Have sex.

I did, last night. What's that got to do with anything and what business is it of yours?

DrumSteve

A clown barricaded inside a house is more terrifying.

Cortina_MK_IV

Bebopclown wrote: »

I had a nightmare last night where a bunch of feminists where PMSing real bad and they where coming to get me. It was like that old movie, Night Of The Living Dead, I had to barricade myself inside a house. I don't know how I'll be able to sleep tonight.

How do you know they were feminists? Block heel shoes?

SimpleDimples

Were Louise O'Neill & Rosemary McCabe in it?

riffmongous

Man up ffs

hatrickpatrick

Bebopclown wrote: »

I had a nightmare last night where a bunch of feminists where PMSing real bad and they where coming to get me. It was like that old movie, Night Of The Living Dead, I had to barricade myself inside a house. I don't know how I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Is your name Eoin McLove by any chance? Do you, in fact, have no willy?

retro:electro

SimpleDimples wrote: »

Were Louise O'Neill & Rosemary McCabe in it?

That's enough to put the horrors in anyone, nightmare or not

aaronjumper

Wasps are way scarier. They have poisoned blades on their arses and can fly.

orcam

lot of scary things out there, but feminists, that rates right up there. they are a strange bunch. while we males just have opinions on football games, these feminists have opinions on everything. I can understand how that could scare the best of us

Richard Hillman

I got this thread confused with the would you sleep with a murderer thread. All psychos.

orcam

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I got this thread confused with the would you sleep with a murderer thread. All psychos.

easily done.

Bebopclown

The dream was so haunting, they where wearing bright blue jeans and as they walked, the jeans slowly turned red. They left like these bloody foot prints as they walked.

maudgonner

Bebopclown wrote: »

The dream was so haunting, they where wearing bright blue jeans and as they walked, the jeans slowly turned red. They left like these bloody foot prints as they walked.

I don't think you're grasping the 'Pre' part of PMS :pac:

koumi

I had a dream someone was giving me free flights on their own private aeroplane, I don't know who that person was but it was like I had my own personal pilot who wanted to give me free spins and he was happy to do it. I don't like flying normally so it seemed he was helping me get over my fear. It was like 1960's aer lingus everywhere and when coming through the boarding area like a VIP I needed to use the loo, but the only toilets had half doors on them, and not the lower half so I decided that wasn't going to work and just boarded the plane. I sat in the cockpit too for the whole journey, watched us take off and land, we were flying through the sky like nobody's business and after a while I stopped being afraid of flying. We made a deal to do it again, as much as I wanted and he reassured me that I would have my own personal plane waiting for me anytime I needed it. My dreams are real.

tomwaterford

koumi wrote: »

I had a dream someone was giving me free flights on their own private aeroplane, I don't know who that person was but it was like I had my own personal pilot who wanted to give me free spins and he was happy to do it. I don't like flying normally so it seemed he was helping me get over my fear. It was like 1960's aer lingus everywhere and when coming through the boarding area like a VIP I needed to use the loo, but the only toilets had half doors on them, and not the lower half so I decided that wasn't going to work and just boarded the plane. I sat in the cockpit too for the whole journey, watched us take off and land, we were flying through the sky like nobody's business and after a while I stopped being afraid of flying. We made a deal to do it again, as much as I wanted and he reassured me that I would have my own personal plane waiting for me anytime I needed it. My dreams are real.

^^^^^
Was this a dream or not

koumi

tomwaterford wrote: »

^^^^^
Was this a dream or not

yeah, I dreamed that last night, been with me all day. I just thought it was less crazy than the ops dream so figured I'd share.

ArchXStanton

https://goo.gl/images/qtVR6B

Junkyard Tom

Manbaby

A man in constant need of nurturing and attention. The manbaby thinks his problems are fascinating and far more important and tragic than anyone else's. He cannot handle rejection in any form and will lament every breakup he has had throughout his lifetime, and cry over how he was mistreated by women decades in the past.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manbaby

Bebopclown

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Manbaby

A man in constant need of nurturing and attention. The manbaby thinks his problems are fascinating and far more important and tragic than anyone else's. He cannot handle rejection in any form and will lament every breakup he has had throughout his lifetime, and cry over how he was mistreated by women decades in the past.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manbaby

What's that got to do with anything?

Junkyard Tom

Bebopclown wrote: »

What's that got to do with anything?

You seem to qualify under this criteria:

The manbaby thinks his problems are fascinating and far more important and tragic than anyone else's.

Bebopclown

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

You seem to qualify under this criteria:

But it has to do with women, I'm gay and ain't interested in women at all, hence being in bed with another man right now who's penis I just sucked.

Junkyard Tom

Bebopclown wrote: »

ain't interested in women at all

Unless they're feminists? Fancy yourself as a budget Milo?

Bebopclown

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Unless they're feminists? Fancy yourself as a budget Milo?

I don't know who Milo is.

Peregrine

Um..okay. Thanks for sharing, I guess.