My life summed up on my phone...

frag420

My life has just been summed up on my phone...looked for a specific photo app but couldt find it...found two farting apps though!

Define your life using your smart phone...



Edited to include two dog whistle apps to annoy dog owners who bring their dogs into pubs!!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I can't because the premise is alien to me. Nothing about my phone defines me or my life at all.

One eyed Jack

No signal.

The_Valeyard

not enough battery power.

frag420

Ana Faint Puppeteer wrote: »

I can't because the premise is alien to me. Nothing about my phone defines me or my life at all.

Someone need to download a sense of humour app...

beertons

No battery left?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

frag420 wrote: »

Someone need to download a sense of humour app...

Nah! I don't need an App for that at all.

Roger Hassenforder

Out of credit


(Am I doing this right?)

RiderOnTheStorm

I have only 2 take-aways on my contacts, but 3 guys that sell turf...

Hande hoche!

I don't have a smart phone so..........I don't have a life?

OldMrBrennan83

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Birneybau

frag420 wrote: »

My life has just been summed up on my phone...looked for a specific photo app but couldt find it...found two farting apps though!

Define your life using your smart phone...



Edited to include two dog whistle apps to annoy dog owners who bring their dogs into pubs!!

What a life!!!

Sweetemotion

frag420 wrote: »

My life has just been summed up on my phone...looked for a specific photo app but couldt find it...found two farting apps though!

Define your life using your smart phone...



Edited to include two dog whistle apps to annoy dog owners who bring their dogs into pubs!!

What a kuntish thing to do.

It's not the poor dogs fault.

Timberrrrrrrr

Tinder

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Cracked and on it's last legs a bit slow and worn out

crasy dash

Shutting down

Four Phucs Ache

1- 28 APR about 6.235gb used as measured by your phone.

Fitness app .854mb
Just eat 4.286gb

frag420

Sweetemotion wrote: »

What a kuntish thing to do.

It's not the poor dogs fault.

You didnt see the dog or the owner...the dog loved it, the owner not so much!!

If that makes me a kunt then come have a lick...

Autosport

The boards app of course

Sweetemotion

frag420 wrote: »

You didnt see the dog or the owner...the dog loved it, the owner not so much!!

If that makes me a kunt then come have a lick...

Don't have to see the dog or the owner, just know it's a kuntish thing to do.

Bet you thought it was hilarious though.

osarusan

Cheap, easy to press the buttons, but inevitably runs out of juice?

antodeco

Using more than 1 finger is better

TheDriver

A ton of reported post on boards.ie emails......

Noveight

Only person who ever talks to me is my missus. It'd be funny if it wasn't true.

frag420

Sweetemotion wrote: »

Don't have to see the dog or the owner, just know it's a kuntish thing to do.

Bet you thought it was hilarious though.

not just me, i got a few free drinks form the owner too, everyone thought it was fun!!

if dogs don't like whistles then I suggest you start a campaign to ban them..the dog loved it just so ya know!!

Armchair Andy

Mine is full of TV and streaming apps.
Just love finding some south American or Japanese sh2t to watch at stupid o clock.

Tin Foil Hat

Exact opposite problem. I've an s8+. It's tall and narrow. I'm short and fat.

Winterlong

Looks ok all things considered, great battery, lot of unused brain power and makes annoying noises a lot of the time.

Badly Drunk Boy

I don't have a smart phone. Smart phones are for people who aren't smart.

Collie D

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I don't have a smart phone. Smart phones are for people who aren't smart.

Edgy

OldMrBrennan83

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Donald Trump

frag420 wrote: »

Edited to include two dog whistle apps to annoy dog owners who bring their dogs into pubs!!

I know what you mean man. The cheek of them blind fuckers bringing their dogs all over the place

bluewizard

I use my phone to make calls and browse the Internet while I'm taking dump.
How would someone get the idea of using this device to sum up one's life...?

Xaracatz

A few scratches. Frequently lost. Full of useless information.

frag420

Sweetemotion wrote: »

Don't have to see the dog or the owner, just know it's a kuntish thing to do.

Bet you thought it was hilarious though.

It was hilarious...wish you were there to see it

Contact list has a large number of acquaintances but very few friends.