Where can i get a mandrill in dublin?

Atoms for Peace

Looking to get a mandrill to exploit a legal loophole.
https://www.calgaryzoo.com/sites/default/files/animal/facts/mandrill_fact_1.jpg

me_irl

Heard the George is good for a mandrill.

hungry hypno toad

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Looking to get a mandrill to exploit a legal loophole.
https://www.calgaryzoo.com/sites/default/files/animal/facts/mandrill_fact_1.jpg

Let me get this straight, you want to exploit a monkey by drilling his man hole? You sick fukc.

oneilla

Grindr

(sorry)

Erik Shin

Just get a baboon and bring him to your local hairdresser's to sexy him up a bit, all sorted than

biko

Dublin forum...










..jk

Atoms for Peace

hungry hypno toad wrote: »

Let me get this straight, you want to exploit a monkey by drilling his man hole? You sick fukc.

Apparently they're protected by law since queen Elizabeth I gave birth to a child resembling one, by accident. So no, its not that type of exploitation.

the14thwarrior

you could try a womenbit instead, they are just as good. get the job done

Beyondgone

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Looking to get a mandrill to exploit a legal loophole.
https://www.calgaryzoo.com/sites/default/files/animal/facts/mandrill_fact_1.jpg

Joan Burton is coming across as a bit of a monkeys ar5e in her current court drama. Maybe ask her? Just be careful you don't make her feel trapped.

Mena Mitty

Think you need 3 months notice to the Registrar, Man, Woman, Muskovy duck, Mandrill makes no difference...no exceptions ;-)

hungry hypno toad

Beyondgone wrote: »

Joan Burton is coming across as a bit of a monkeys ar5e in her current court drama. Maybe ask her? Just be careful you don't make her feel trapped.

Wonder will your boy Murphy be smirking when the trial ends.

Beyondgone

hungry hypno toad wrote: »

Wonder will your boy Murphy be smirking when the trial ends.

He isn't my boy. But she's still coming across as a monkeys hole. "surrounded by Gardaí, I felt I was going to die." Oh please. Excuse me, I need to go barf.

Yamanoto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQV2Ybu0-kg

Canis Lupus

Did you assume it's gender?

pangbang

Just buy a brown-haired dog, shave the hair off its hole, glue the shaved hair onto a corset, attach the corset, tie the corset back to its tail so as it has to raise its front paws when walking.

Nip into aldi for some pasta sauce, blue bubblegum from one of those over-priced "traditional sweet shops", doll it up to the max, only take it for walks when its not raining. Don't forget dolling up the arse, a beginners mistake.

Also need to staple its tongue to the inside of its cheek in order to prevent it slurping its own delicious face.

Also need to call it Man-Tuesday.

Atoms for Peace

pangbang wrote: »

Just buy a brown-haired dog, shave the hair off its hole, glue the shaved hair onto a corset, attach the corset, tie the corset back to its tail so as it has to raise its front paws when walking.

Nip into aldi for some pasta sauce, blue bubblegum from one of those over-priced "traditional sweet shops", doll it up to the max, only take it for walks when its not raining. Don't forget dolling up the arse, a beginners mistake.

Also need to staple its tongue to the inside of its cheek in order to prevent it slurping its own delicious face.

Also need to call it Man-Tuesday.

Seems like a lot of trouble.

Canis Lupus

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Seems like a lot of trouble.

Probably less trouble than owning a fancy colored but angry looking ape thing. You need to factor in the wild animal, rip your face off and wear it aspect of the aul mandrill.

pangbang

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Seems like a lot of trouble.

Its a half days work, tops. But just think of the sheer pride when you roll up outside Spar with Man-Tuesday on the leash, GOT DAMN!!

Sinister Pigeon

Jaysus. My arse was that colour on Monday morning.

hungry hypno toad

Beyondgone wrote: »

He isn't my boy. But she's still coming across as a monkeys hole. "surrounded by Gardaí, I felt I was going to die." Oh please. Excuse me, I need to go barf.

Yeah, strange that you would randomly bring up Joan Burton in a completely unrelated thread. Don't fancy your boys chances at all. Hopefully they will soften his cough.

Donal55

Sinister Pigeon wrote: »

Jaysus. My arse was that colour on Monday morning.

Kebab sauce & guinness normaly does that to you.

endacl

hungry hypno toad wrote: »

Wonder will your boy Murphy be smirking when the trial ends.

Win-win either way for the tool. A hero or a martyr...

stimpson

Mandrills? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Mandrills! There's four places. There's the Mandrill Hut, that's on third. There's Mandrills-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Mandrill-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Mandrills... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the mandrill complex on third.

Zaph

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Apparently they're protected by law since queen Elizabeth I gave birth to a child resembling one, by accident. So no, its not that type of exploitation.

Considering that Queen Elizabeth I had no children, I suspect that someone is having you on.

LordSutch

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Where can i get a mandrill in dublin?

Dublin Zoo.

ToddyDoody

me_irl wrote: »

Heard the George is good for a mandrill.

Named after George Michael you know, who was into that sort of thing.