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A fond farewell to the Gooch

  • 27-04-2017 5:40pm
    #1
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭


    Winner of all Ireland's. Proud championship GAA man the Gooch retires from national all Ireland GAA and inter county GAA football championship.

    Remembered fondly for running in one direction and then another, he'll be fondly remembered for running in both directions like a zig zag in GAA championships.

    Internationally renowned and respected GAA all Ireland championship footballer will fondly be missed by all at After Hours during GAA cup final days.

    Speaking to a reporter for After Hours the Gooch said thanks to all the supporters for their dedication and support through out the years at training in GAA inter county GAA matches and at Croker the GAA hallowed ground.

    What remains to be seen is how the GAA will progress in Kerry and will Kerry national and inter county GAA football manage in the future without it's much sung hero the Gooch who has retired.


    So AH, Im thinking of aplying for a job as a sports reporter. This is an initial draft that I want to submit with my resume as a sample of me reporting on big hitting news in the sports. What do you think?


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  • #2
    Falthyron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    What does 'Gooch' mean? Seriously.


  • #3
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Falthyron wrote: »
    What does 'Gooch' mean? Seriously.

    Perineum.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Winner of all Ireland's. Proud championship GAA man the Gooch retires from national all Ireland GAA and inter county GAA football championship.

    Remembered fondly for running in one direction and then another, he'll be fondly remembered for running in both directions like a zig zag in GAA championships.

    Internationally renowned and respected GAA all Ireland championship footballer will fondly be missed by all at After Hours during GAA cup final days.

    Speaking to a reporter for After Hours the Gooch said thanks to all the supporters for their dedication and support through out the years at training in GAA inter county GAA matches and at Croker the GAA hallowed ground.

    What remains to be seen is how the GAA will progress in Kerry and will Kerry national and inter county GAA football manage in the future withouto it's much sung hero the Gooch who has retired.


    So AH, Im thinking of aplying for a job as a sports reporter. This is an initial draft that I want to submit with my resume as a sample of me reporting on big hitting news in the sports. What do you think?

    Was just thinking it would actually be great to have an AMA on boards with a current/former GAA star but thats off topic here

    As for your article, think you may need to brush up on your knowledge of Gaelic games a wee bit. GAA cup final days? Seriously?


  • #5
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭6541


    Hup Mayo, I think a mayo man might have done damage to his leg. Heard he was mad for the lush.


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    So AH, Im thinking of aplying for a job as a sports reporter. This is an initial draft that I want to submit with my resume as a sample of me reporting on big hitting news in the sports. What do you think?
    I think it's great, enough to give up your day job pronto.


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  • #7
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Winner of all Ireland's. ...

    So AH, Im thinking of aplying for a job as a sports reporter. This is an initial draft that I want to submit with my resume as a sample of me reporting on big hitting news in the sports. What do you think?

    All Ireland's what?


    Don't give up the day job.


  • #8
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Winner of all Ireland's. Proud championship GAA man the Gooch retires from national all Ireland GAA and inter county GAA football championship.

    Remembered fondly for running in one direction and then another, he'll be fondly remembered for running in both directions like a zig zag in GAA championships.

    Internationally renowned and respected GAA all Ireland championship footballer will fondly be missed by all at After Hours during GAA cup final days.

    Speaking to a reporter for After Hours the Gooch said thanks to all the supporters for their dedication and support through out the years at training in GAA inter county GAA matches and at Croker the GAA hallowed ground.

    What remains to be seen is how the GAA will progress in Kerry and will Kerry national and inter county GAA football manage in the future without it's much sung hero the Gooch who has retired.


    So AH, Im thinking of aplying for a job as a sports reporter. This is an initial draft that I want to submit with my resume as a sample of me reporting on big hitting news in the sports. What do you think?



  • #9
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    But why is he called "The Gooch"? Why not "The Barse" instead?


  • #10
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    The only Gooch I know of is cricketer Graham Gooch.

    Maybe this GAA fella is named after him?


  • #11
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Winner of all Ireland's. Proud championship GAA man the Gooch retires from national all Ireland GAA and inter county GAA football championship.

    Remembered fondly for running in one direction and then another, he'll be fondly remembered for running in both directions like a zig zag in GAA championships.

    Internationally renowned and respected GAA all Ireland championship footballer will fondly be missed by all at After Hours during GAA cup final days.

    Speaking to a reporter for After Hours the Gooch said thanks to all the supporters for their dedication and support through out the years at training in GAA inter county GAA matches and at Croker the GAA hallowed ground.

    What remains to be seen is how the GAA will progress in Kerry and will Kerry national and inter county GAA football manage in the future without it's much sung hero the Gooch who has retired.


    So AH, Im thinking of aplying for a job as a sports reporter. This is an initial draft that I want to submit with my resume as a sample of me reporting on big hitting news in the sports. What do you think?

    Wut? :D


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  • #12
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    There's a bogball forum for this sort of thing.


  • #13
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Falthyron wrote: »
    What does 'Gooch' mean? Seriously.

    The area between testicle and anus


  • #14
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,531 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    He's was always my favourite on Sesame Street too.


  • #15
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    OK, bye bye Gooch, whoever you are.


  • #16
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,008 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Is there not a bogball forum?


  • #17
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    Is there not a bogball forum?

    No I think it's Cricket they're talking about.


  • #18
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Senna wrote: »
    No I think it's Cricket they're talking about.

    Cricket. Or as I prefer to call it, "hurling for Protestants".


  • #19
    hytrogen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭hytrogen


    Canis Lupus wrote:
    There's a bogball forum for this sort of thing.

    You leave the punditry of joesports.ie out of this debacle!


  • #20
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    RayM wrote: »
    Senna wrote: »
    No I think it's Cricket they're talking about.

    Cricket. Or as I prefer to call it, "hurling for Protestants".

    I thought that was hockey :-)


  • #21
    Falthyron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    RayM wrote: »
    Perineum.

    Ah, I see. It's culchie for 'Perineum'. I suppose: "Ah, look at your man there. Running around with the head on him. Keep running ya big gooch!". Very clever.


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  • #22
    pontoonz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭pontoonz


    greatest footballer in the last 2 decades anyway


  • #23
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was just thinking it would actually be great to have an AMA on boards with a current/former GAA star

    Yeah..well..eh..c'mere like, lookit, that's just part and parcel of the game at the end of the day.


  • #24
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    pontoonz wrote: »
    greatest footballer in the last 2 decades anyway

    I preferred Maradona.


  • #25
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    pontoonz wrote: »
    greatest footballer in the last 2 decades anyway

    Yeah and I'm the greatest golfer ever........ to be in this room right now


  • #26
    misstearheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Ye're welcome.


  • #27
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Beyondgone wrote: »
    I preferred Maradona.

    He certainly had better ball handling skills than the Gooch :D


  • #28
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Most of gooches all irelands were fake anyway.
    He and kerry were beaten in the munster championship.
    If you're not munster champions then how can you pretend to
    be all ireland champions.
    They exploited the technicality of the "qualifier" system to purport to
    be all ireland champions when they clearly weren't.


  • #29
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Mike Ross is retiring too.
    You know, that other code that pays its players.


  • #30
    VinLieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,516 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    Who is this gucci guy anyway?


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  • #31
    Vita nova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    Falthyron wrote: »
    Ah, I see. It's culchie for 'Perineum'...
    No! Just general English slang... often heard in the US.


  • #32
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Most of gooches all irelands were fake anyway.
    He and kerry were beaten in the munster championship.
    If you're not munster champions then how can you pretend to
    be all ireland champions.
    They exploited the technicality of the "qualifier" system to purport to
    be all ireland champions when they clearly weren't.

    16 of the 32 teams in the group stages of last years champions league weren't domestic league champions.


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