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Surprise!

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  • 24-04-2017 3:59pm
    #1
    whoopsadoodles
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    Do you like surprises?

    There are two types aren't there?

    The type you know nothing about. Like a party, or a holiday away.

    Then there are the type of ones where you know something is happening but you have to wait and see what.

    Most people seem to really hate surprises I've found. I like them. Do you like them?

    Any good surprise stories?

    I have a very funny joke but I'd be banned for being a tewwible wacist.


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    #2
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Surprise butt cex! No…

    Surprise here's $5,000! YES!!!


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    #3
    ScumLord
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    The surprise is there's no surprise. :(


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    #4
    Winterlong
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    I was expecting someone to start this thread!


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    #5
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    "... and the man from China jumps out and shouts Surprise!..."


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    Boom_Bap
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    I was once sitting on the toilet, my then 3 year old son barges into the jacks, yells 'Suprise' at me and throws a positive pregnancy test at me and wanders off.


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    PARlance
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I was once sitting on the toilet, my then 3 year old son barges into the jacks, yells 'Suprise' at me and throws a positive pregnancy test at me and wanders off.

    Now that is a surprise!


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    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,429 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    PARlance wrote: »
    Now that is a surprise!

    How did he get pregnant? :confused:


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    PARlance
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    marcbrophy wrote: »
    How did he get pregnant? :confused:

    And where did he conduct the test if the toilet was in use.


    (You'll just have to assume it's a one toilet house)


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    RockSalto
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    Boom_Bap
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    PARlance wrote: »
    And where did he conduct the test if the toilet was in use.


    (You'll just have to assume it's a one toilet house)

    Suprise, we have 3 toilets in our house. :pac:


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    PARlance
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Suprise, we have 3 toilets in our house. :pac:

    Ha Bidets.


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    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,306 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPumsKqIeBA


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