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things we tell ourselves

  • 17-04-2017 10:57pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    "I've got to spray this bottle of chemicals all over me to appear more attractive"


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    I'm mad.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,352 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    "I've got to spray this bottle of chemicals all over me to appear more attractive"

    Keep spraying, you'll get there eventually. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    I'll go to bed after one more episode. Five hours sleep is loads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    "I've got to spray this bottle of chemicals all over me to appear more attractive"

    It does nothing for your appearance, but it does make you smell more attractive.

    Science innit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    That squirrel isn't Napoleon III.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Even though everything has a cause and everything happens in the only way it could have, we are each still absolutely responsible for our thoughts and actions.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "I look so tall in this!"

    "Nobody will notice if I don't wear a bra"

    "I'll just finish this chapter"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,133 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    I'm only having one more pint ...

    Why did i end up in a nightclub. I'm dying


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "I don't care what others think"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    I'll start tomorrow.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    This bra really gives me a G cup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I'm not drinking shots.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Taco fries will make for an excellent dining experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    I will win the Euromillions tomorrow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    "no, that won't be enough food and im starving, get another portion, yeah I'll eat the lot and it wont be left to the dogs"

    "i should read more, but sure look whats on telly/ Netflix"

    "i will have an ed sheeran free day tomorrow"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    So far so good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    "Diet starts on Monday"

    "Size doesn't matter"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Stop buying all these dresses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Everything is going to be okay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    That's not a follow through thats just my sweaty arsecrack.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    T'will all seem better in the morning.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Yes my arse looks big in this, I'm a kardashian now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    One more cup of coffee and then I'll start.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    "it doesn't matter".

    "I'm going to bed early tonight"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    "Everyone else is the problem. You're perfectly rational. Even though you've stopped talking to literally everyone who's ever met you, they're wrong and you're right"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    s4uv3 wrote: »
    It does nothing for your appearance, but it does make you smell more attractive.

    Science innit.

    Not if the bottle of chemicals has fake tan innit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    5 hours sleep will be fine.

    (5 hours later) I need to get to sleep earlier tonight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    He must not have gotten my last text. I'll send another one.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    I need more free stuff let's keep blogging.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    I work better under pressure so I'm being more efficient by leaving that important thing until later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Size 16 isn't fat. I will eat salad forever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren


    I can quit any time I want!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭joe40


    I'll start tomorrow!
    (Insert exercise program, diet, harder working etc)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Did I really say that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    If I go as soon as the traffic light turns red I'll get through before the cars at the other side start to move.


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm not good enough.

    I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

    Sure aren't you grand as you are.

    Everything works out in the end.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    I am sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I'm still alive, nothing else matters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Tomorrow I will do task A,B,C and D, get them out of the way nice and early

    Tomorrow 11:30 - "is it too late to start A?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    If..... if... if....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    "Everyone doesn't hate you. Everyone hasn't met you yet"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    "My kids got so much easter chocolate, they'll never notice if I steal some."

    (My daughter, from experience, immediately made a list of all she got!)


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