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things we tell ourselves

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  • 17-04-2017 11:57pm
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    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    "I've got to spray this bottle of chemicals all over me to appear more attractive"


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    #2
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    I'm mad.


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    #3
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    "I've got to spray this bottle of chemicals all over me to appear more attractive"

    Keep spraying, you'll get there eventually. :D


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    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    I'll go to bed after one more episode. Five hours sleep is loads.


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    s4uv3
    Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    "I've got to spray this bottle of chemicals all over me to appear more attractive"

    It does nothing for your appearance, but it does make you smell more attractive.

    Science innit.


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    That squirrel isn't Napoleon III.


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    #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Even though everything has a cause and everything happens in the only way it could have, we are each still absolutely responsible for our thoughts and actions.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "I look so tall in this!"

    "Nobody will notice if I don't wear a bra"

    "I'll just finish this chapter"


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    GBX
    Registered Users Posts: 11,927 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    I'm only having one more pint ...

    Why did i end up in a nightclub. I'm dying


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    #10
    [Deleted User]
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    "I don't care what others think"


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    #11
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    I'll start tomorrow.


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    #12
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    This bra really gives me a G cup.


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    #13
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I'm not drinking shots.


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    #14
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,497 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Taco fries will make for an excellent dining experience.


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    #15
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    I will win the Euromillions tomorrow.


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    #16
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    "no, that won't be enough food and im starving, get another portion, yeah I'll eat the lot and it wont be left to the dogs"

    "i should read more, but sure look whats on telly/ Netflix"

    "i will have an ed sheeran free day tomorrow"


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    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    So far so good.


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    #18
    Bambi985
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    "Diet starts on Monday"

    "Size doesn't matter"


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    #19
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Stop buying all these dresses


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    #20
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Everything is going to be okay


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    #21
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    That's not a follow through thats just my sweaty arsecrack.


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    #22
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    T'will all seem better in the morning.


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    #23
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Yes my arse looks big in this, I'm a kardashian now.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    One more cup of coffee and then I'll start.


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    #25
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    "it doesn't matter".

    "I'm going to bed early tonight"


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    "Everyone else is the problem. You're perfectly rational. Even though you've stopped talking to literally everyone who's ever met you, they're wrong and you're right"


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    #27
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    s4uv3 wrote: »
    It does nothing for your appearance, but it does make you smell more attractive.

    Science innit.

    Not if the bottle of chemicals has fake tan innit.


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    #28
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    5 hours sleep will be fine.

    (5 hours later) I need to get to sleep earlier tonight


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    #29
    Ciderswigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    He must not have gotten my last text. I'll send another one.


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    #30
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    I need more free stuff let's keep blogging.


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    #31
    Glenster
    Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    I work better under pressure so I'm being more efficient by leaving that important thing until later.


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