What's a lot of sayings to have for a 40 year old?

howdoyouknow

A the saying goes, don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Chickens and hatching eggs aside I'm coming up on forty and would like a ball park figure of how many sayings I should have.

I know it will differ a lot with depending on profession, age, marital status, family, mortgage or rent and your location in the country but let's try to get an average to ease my worried mind.

I haven't totalled up all my sayings yet but I've definitely over 30. Is one saying per year lived enough?

Senna

deja vu

BorneTobyWilde

not sue cow

Esel

He who laughs last, laughs last.

Maewyn Succat

Esel wrote: »

He who laughs last, laughs last.

He who laughs last thinks slowest :-)

worded

Esel wrote: »

He who laughs last, laughs last.

Didn't get the joke

worded

It's one thing to be an eejit and to know it

But to be a Fcukin eejit and not to know it .....

worded

Is the the glass half full or half empty ?

Neither - the glass is 50% too big, Get a smaller glass

jamesbere

worded wrote: »

Is the the glass half full or half empty ?

Neither - the glass is 50% too big, Get a smaller glass

Or drink straight from the carton, also saves on the washing up

worded

As you get older the birds are still flying by ....

But they get more difficult to shoot down

Don't procrastinate

> Some wise advice from an old friend

jamesbere

worded wrote: »

As you get older the birds are still flying by ....

But they get more difficult to shoot down

Don't procrastinate

> Some wise advice from an old friend

All well and good as long as your not living in a post apocalyptic world there'll probably be no birds

Commotion Ocean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

worded

Good tip

Don't keep light bulbs in your back pocket

howdoyouknow

So far I'm none the wiser as to how many sayings a 40 year old should have.

Nobody's answered my question and instead they've provided more sayings.

Winterlong

Always have enough in your pocket to buy two pints of plain. You will be grand.

buried

Most of the 40 year olds I encounter have only one saying - "Do you remember"

But they will vary it up like this -

"Dyyaa remember?"
"Do you remember that?"
"Do you remember them??"
"Do ya though??"
"Do you remember that? Do ya"
"You'd tell me if you'd remember it wouldn't ya?"
"DYYYYAAA Membbbbaaaaaaaa??"
"Do you remember it though"

Turtyturd

1 is too many. I used to work in a pub back when I was in secondary school and there was nothing more annoying than the f*ckers with one saying or story that they'd shoehorn into every conversation every night.

'Are ya working hard, or hardly working?'

F*ck off.

Special Circumstances

howdoyouknow wrote: »

So far I'm none the wiser as to how many sayings a 40 year old should have.

Nobody's answered my question and instead they've provided more sayings.

Answering your question would involve speculation.

NEIN speculation NEIN! Zer vill noooo speculation.

snowflaker

worded wrote: »

Is the the glass half full or half empty ?

Neither - the glass is 50% too big, Get a smaller glass

Is it not 100% too big? (i.e. twice as large as required)

bmwguy

Not 40 yet but I heard a good one today from Al Porter on Today FM talking about a sexually unattractive person

I'd rather get up on a Monday

Esel

He'd get up on a rolling doughnut.

Arghus

Life begins at 40 sayings.

Esel

Whiskey when you're sick makes you well,
Whiskey makes you sick when you're well.

Esel

There's not much interest in this thread...

Esel

Save, saw, sax

The old saws are the best, so they say...

OP has hidden talents.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Struggling to think of one.

What's worse than a cardboard box?

howdoyouknow

Esel wrote:

There's not much interest in this thread...

I think you'll find more interest in the savings for 40 year old thread.

MarkR

You should have at least many by now. And a large penis. Keep trying OP. Hugs

2011

howdoyouknow wrote: »

I know it will differ a lot with depending on profession, age, marital status, family, mortgage or rent and your location in the country but let's try to get an average to ease my worried mind.

As you have provided absolutely no relevant facts it is impossible to even provide a ballpark figure.

I haven't totalled up all my sayings yet but I've definitely over 30. Is one saying per year lived enough?

Despite the vagueness of your question test assured €30 will not get you far, but I think you knew that.

Philipx

42.

If you're over forty you'll understand..

Fuzzytrooper

Philipx wrote: »

42.

If you're over forty you'll understand..

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man.