The Late Late Early April Fools Show March 31st 2016

Red Kev

TONIGHT! For one night only (until the next time they are on in a few weeks)...

RTE hanger-on Joseph O'Connor will read a poem to the crew of Rescue 116.

Brian Lee, founder of foodie chain Chopped will tell you how to make a million to make paying the licence fee a bit less painful.

Lorna Byrne will be on promoting the bejayzus out of talking about her book about Angels. Yes, angels. Not Angela's like Frau Merkel or former In Tua Nua fiddler and general roide Angela De Buirca. I mean actual angels like Angels Delight is named after. (Would Angels Delight be a good name for a vibrator? :cool: )

Some unnamed people will be on to talk about the state of the country, but will probably spend more time promoting themselves.

RTE have a new series of Down on the Farm, so two Cavan farmers will be on promoting that.

RTE radio man John Creedon tripped over a mat whilst fleeing the canteen this evening at 6 when the LLS posse arrived and has been captured, tied up and will be released in exchange for an interview. (I like John Creedon).

Youtube "sensation of the week" Callum Heaslip will be on as they are cheap, eager and willing.

As the canteen has been emptied by panicking RTE employees, it's been left over to the puppehs and kittehs.

NIMAN

When that person is talking about angels, I really hope RT has the balls to ask "its all nonsense isn't it".