The reason Men climb mountains

badabing106

Climbers answer "because is is there".A non answer. The reason they climb it is because mountains peaks resemble the nurturing shape of breasts. Its a sub conscious calling

Same way girls in school play hockey. the stick being a phallic symbol.
Boys play rugby with an ovary shaped ball..

you get me?

badabing106

badabing106 wrote: »

Climbers answer "because is is there".A non answer. The reason they climb it is because mountains peaks resemble the nurturing shape of breasts. Its a sub concious calling

Same way girls in school play hockey. the stick being a phallic symbol.
Boys play rugby with an ovary shaped ball..

Please give us more of your glorious insights.

jamesbere

Of course there like tits, why do you think I go up there to masturbate.

kingchess

I like eating bananas,my wife do not, what does that tell you?

Wibbs

badabing106 wrote: »

you get me?

There's a small part of me that wants to, you glorious mad bastard , but you'll have to add more to get me on board. Now if you had mused that men climb mountains because it tests them and by surmounting(no pun) that test they telegraph their suitability to the opposite sex so they may mount them(pun intended) I might have been with you.

jamesbere

kingchess wrote: »

I like eating bananas,my wife do not, what does that tell you?

Your marriage is going down the drain

circadian

Three posts in and the spelling is already at a below par standard, even for a Friday night.

osarusan

Hovering over the post before clicking into the thread, I fully expected the OP to have a join date of Mar 2017 and a post count of 1.

JackTaylorFan

As a very suave french man once said to me when comparing me to his fondness for climbing said mountains: "It's useless, and that's the beauty of it."

maudgonner

There's a pair of mountains in North Mayo known by locals as 'the Dollys'. Because they look like Ms Parton's ample bosom. :pac:

badabing106

Wibbs wrote: »

There's a small part of me that wants to, you glorious mad bastard , but you'll have to add more to get me on board. Now if you had mused that men climb mountains because it tests them and by surmounting(no pun) that test they telegraph their suitability to the opposite sex so they may mount them(pun intended) I might have been with you.

Breasts remind men of their moms and the nurturing of childhood. The safest place in the world. I've seen men cry when they have reached the summit. They don't understand why but I do

Barry Badrinath

badabing106 wrote: »

Breasts remind men of their moms and the nurturing of childhood. The safest place in the world. I've seen men cry when they have reached the summit. They don't understand why but I do

Because you are still in your childhood too.

badabing106

https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ

badabing106 wrote: »

Climbers answer "because is is there".A non answer. The reason they climb it is because mountains peaks resemble the nurturing shape of breasts. Its a sub conscious calling

Same way girls in school play hockey. the stick being a phallic symbol.
Boys play rugby with an ovary shaped ball..

you get me?

Peregrine

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

baaba maal

What does this mean for cavers?

osarusan

baaba maal wrote: »

What does this mean for cavers?

I think they prefer the term 'spelunkers'.

Lyle Lanley

My mother climbs mountains all the time. What does this mean?

longshanks

What manner of pointy, jagged, snow covered tits have you been subjected to op?

frag420

I just ate my bollix...

lawred2

kingchess wrote: »

I like eating bananas,my wife do not, what does that tell you?

She's your beard

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

Rubbish. Men went to the moon so what does it resemble? A cheesy fangita?

bodice ripper

So yeah, that quote is George Mallory. It didn't end well for him.


Potentially disturbing:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1162155/thumbs/o-GEORGE-MALLORY-facebook.jpg

Wibbs

badabing106 wrote: »

Breasts remind men of their moms

"Moms"? I'm not from America(or apparently South Kerry) and had a mam so that might make a diff.

baaba maal wrote: »

What does this mean for cavers?

On the OP's reckoning I'm more a spelunker than a mountaineer. Calling Dr Freud? Plus I figure that if I'm scaling a boob and feel the need to plant a flag in same, she's defo a big lass.

goose2005

OP does have a point.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast-shaped_hill

Such hills were often associated with mother goddesses. Irish kings were inaugurated atop mountains, where they symbolically 'married' the land

DEFTLEFTHAND

I read a book about Edmund Hillary. He and Sherpa Tenzing were the first documented climbers of Everest.

Fascinating to read about both men. Hillary for instance was a massive cigarette smoker at the time of the climb, a 40 a day man.

Muahahaha

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I read a book about Edmund Hillary. He and Sherpa Tenzing were the first documented climbers of Everest.

Fascinating to read about both men. Hillary for instance was a massive cigarette smoker at the time of the climb, a 40 a day man.

Its said that a smoker might be at an advantage at altitude in that they are already used to having less oxygen in their blood from smoking. So when they climb to over 8,000m the effects of the altitude and less oxygen available to the lungs does not impact them as hard as it does on a non-smoker.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Muahahaha wrote: »

Its said that a smoker might be at an advantage at altitude in that they are already used to having less oxygen in their blood from smoking. So when they climb to over 8,000m the effects of the altitude and less oxygen available to the lungs does not impact them as hard as it does on a non-smoker.

When they got into the death zone, 26,000 feet, he used to take off his oxygen mask to smoke his fag.

He also smoked a couple at the summit.

There definitely could be something there about what you say about smokers.