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Superheros

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  • 24-03-2017 12:43pm
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    PTH2009
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    if there were real life superheros would we have crazed villains like in the movies ??

    Trump or Putin would not be fans of superhumans and would prob want too rid of them


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    Mr. Incognito
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    We do have real life superheros.

    Unfortunately they are shouted down on Twitter by idiots


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    aaronjumper
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    I often tell friends that I'm one lab accident away from taking over the world.
    Not sure I'd call myself crazed though. If that is what you're implying I'll find you . . . :D


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    Boom_Bap
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    The construction industry would be booming with all the repairs that are needed after a superhero battles a villain.


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    Turtyturd
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The construction industry would be booming with all the repairs that are needed after a superhero battles a villain.

    Damage-Control-Marvel-comic.jpg

    Obviously the real world version would have ill fitting snickers trousers and a fondness for breakfast rolls.


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    xLisaBx
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    We do have real life superheroes. They come to your door in the form of a pizza delivery man :D


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    PTH2009
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    Sky news would love it all

    Breaking news 'Superhero battle breaks out in New York'

    Joe.ie reports Emperor Destroyer says 'the world will be mine and all people will bow down to me' captain powerful has yet to comment


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    aaronjumper
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    The bitchiness on Twitter leading to the destruction of entire cities.


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    paulbok
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    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Damage-Control-Marvel-comic.jpg

    Obviously the real world version would have ill fitting snickers trousers and a fondness for breakfast rolls.


    They'd want a few more hard hats and high-vis vests before they'd be allowed anywhere by Health & Safety.


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    Teddington Cuddlesworth
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    My mum thinks I'll super, she's says it regularly.


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    [Deleted User]
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    aaronjumper wrote: »
    I often tell friends that I'm one lab accident away from taking over the world.


    "Thirty-plus years since Chernobyl, still no superheroes" - my cousin.


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    Optimalprimerib
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    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Sky news would love it all

    Breaking news 'Superhero battle breaks out in New York'

    Joe.ie reports Emperor Destroyer says 'the world will be mine and all people will bow down to me' captain powerful has yet to comment
    What emporer destroyer says next will shock you.


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    Boom_Bap
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    Candie wrote: »
    "Thirty-plus years since Chernobyl, still no superheroes" - my cousin.

    A friend of mine that grew up near there has never been ill, not even a sniffle.
    He's a true superhero for not once in his 30 odd years having never pulled the man flu card.


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    Glenster
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    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    We do have real life superheros.

    Unfortunately they are shouted down on Twitter by idiots

    SJW person!

    People who don't use the right terms referring to non-traditional/alternative modes of living beware!


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    CaptainR
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    I was talking about this before and I reckon the vast majority of people, if given superpowers, would become villains before becoming heroes.
    If I gained a superpower I'd be straight into the bank to empty the place much sooner than I'd be patrolling around the place looking for crime.


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    I'd go with invisibility. Not to rob a bank or anything like perving on women in locker rooms or whatever. I'd just be really curious to see what it looks like when I pee. Like does it just appear out of nowhere? Or is it invisible too?

    See. These are the real questions.


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    Boom_Bap
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd go with invisibility. Not to rob a bank or anything like perving on women in locker rooms or whatever. I'd just be really curious to see what it looks like when I pee. Like does it just appear out of nowhere? Or is it invisible too?

    See. These are the real questions.

    Or do your clothes turn invisible when they are on you, or do you have to go around in the nip and risk your invisibilty turning off at any moment and go from invisible to pervert.


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    paulbok
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    CaptainR wrote: »
    I was talking about this before and I reckon the vast majority of people, if given superpowers, would become villains before becoming heroes.
    If I gained a superpower I'd be straight into the bank to empty the place much sooner than I'd be patrolling around the place looking for crime.

    If you rob an Ulsterbank, it wil be empty already.:D

    I'd love the superpower to be able to stop the petrol pump exactly on an even Euro.00


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    KERSPLAT!
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Or do your clothes turn invisible when they are on you, or do you have to go around in the nip and risk your invisibilty turning off at any moment and go from invisible to pervert.

    You'd be freezing


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    Boom_Bap
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    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    You'd be freezing

    at least nobody would see your shrinkage from the cold.


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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Or do your clothes turn invisible when they are on you, or do you have to go around in the nip and risk your invisibilty turning off at any moment and go from invisible to pervert.

    And can you see your own body parts? Do you know where you arm is? Your legs? I just imagine that if someone when invisible, you'd know where they are because 99% of the time they'd be stubbing their toe. Especially if they're in the nip.


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