Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Apache Pizza Lies

  • 20-03-2017 12:48am
    #1
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭


    Ordered a pizza online an hour ago from Swords Apache, which says its open until 2am, and paid by card.

    No sign of food, no answer on the phone, I think they closed early but forgot to tell anyone wtf.

    No food for me tonight! they took all my ****ing money!


Comments

  • #2
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    You ok hun?


  • #3
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,823 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    hahahaha


  • #4
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    They're not even made by real Apaches.


  • #5
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    Jack the Stripper wrote: »
    You ok hun?

    Yes just very hungry and mad :pac:


  • #6
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    They're not even made by real Apaches.

    They're made by apackies :pac::pac::pac:


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,506 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    It's one thing I never saw an appeal ordering fast food online instead of just calling them.


  • #8
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Iwantland wrote: »
    Yes just very hungry and mad :pac:

    You will be the better for it tomorrow. Eating pizza this late is very bad and unhealthy. Constipation and bloating etc.


  • #9
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,018 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Smoke a peace pipe.


  • #10
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    It's one thing I never saw an appeal ordering fast food online instead of just calling them.

    If you order online you can see the whole menu and different toppings and stuff so I find it much better, haven't rang a takeaway in years!


  • #11
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,628 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Iwantland wrote: »
    Ordered a pizza online an hour ago from Swords Apache, which says its open until 2am, and paid by card.

    No sign of food, no answer on the phone, I think they closed early but forgot to tell anyone wtf.

    No food for me tonight! they took all my ****ing money!

    Nope, i checked and re-checked. This isn't facebook, you do know you posted on boards right?


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    Jack the Stripper wrote: »
    You will be the better for it tomorrow. Eating pizza this late is very bad and unhealthy. Constipation and bloating etc.

    Yeah it's midday for me right now, my sleep pattern is weird atm haha


  • #13
    gooseygander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭gooseygander


    Have a slice of taost, or maybe an apple and stop drooling at the thought of your doorbell ringing with a steaming hot juicy pizza 🍕 , it ain't coming I'm afraid.


  • #14
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    Hunky Monster wrote: »
    Nope, i checked and re-checked. This isn't facebook, you do know you posted on boards right?

    Yep after hours


  • #15
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Haha, oh those crafty injuns.


  • #16
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    gooseygander wrote: »
    Have a slice of taost, or maybe an apple and stop drooling at the thought of your doorbell ringing with a steaming hot juicy pizza 🍕 , it ain't coming I'm afraid.

    all I gots is a corn on the cob in the freezer :(


  • #17
    jonon9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭jonon9


    You cant trust them injins :)


  • #18
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    spare change?


  • #19
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,823 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    There is a bird I know who works at Apache. I believe her name is Pocahontas.

    Give her a shout.


  • #20
    gooseygander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭gooseygander


    Iwantland wrote: »
    all I gots is a corn on the cob in the freezer :(

    Perfect for a diy toast and sweet corn pizza , mmmmmm


  • #21
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    rip


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    see sanmarino make the best pizza feck them over priced **** tards


  • #23
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Looks like you've been scalped.

    Hahahahaha


  • #24
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    gooseygander wrote: »
    Perfect for a diy toast and sweet corn pizza , mmmmmm

    I aint got no bread man


  • #25
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,823 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Looks like you've been scalped.

    Hahahahaha

    Irish drunks are best drunks.


  • #26
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    The Illuminati have decided that you shouldn't be eating pizza after midnight on a sunday


  • #27
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    If anyones feeling generous, please send pizza to:

    <snip>


  • #28
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    They're not even made by real Apaches.
    Or delivered by a helicopter gunship :(


  • #29
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,365 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Iwantland wrote: »
    If anyones feeling generous, please send pizza to:

    <snip>

    Please do not post addresses on Boards.


  • #30
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,823 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    Iwantland wrote: »
    If anyones feeling generous, please send pizza to:

    <snip>

    :pac: lol. Reflexes of a Bengal Tiger from a mod.


  • Advertisement
  • #31
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    Zaph wrote: »
    Please do not post addresses on Boards.

    But I need pizza :confused::confused::(


  • #32
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,365 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Iwantland wrote: »
    But I need pizza :confused::confused::(

    Apart from the fact that we have no way of verifying whether that was your address or you just want to annoy someone who lives at that address, do you honestly think someone here is going to send you a pizza?


  • #33
    Iwantland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Iwantland


    Zaph wrote: »
    Apart from the fact that we have no way of verifying whether that was your address or you just want to annoy someone who lives at that address, do you honestly think someone here is going to send you a pizza?

    Um yeah man, I've seen it happen :cool:


Advertisement