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14th March!

  • 14-03-2017 2:03pm
    #1
    now online
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭


    Anyone having steak for dinner today?


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  • #2
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,710 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    now online wrote: »
    Anyone having steak for dinner today?

    I had steak yesterday, two days in a row, are ye mad ??? :rolleyes:

    The other thing, can't remember the last time I had one of them. :mad:


  • #3
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Nope and I don't really enjoy BJs either, never had a good one tbh.

    I'll have the steak but don't bother with the rest thanks very much.


  • #4
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Yes, always on Tuesdays. What has 14th March got to do with it?


  • #5
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    You making steak for everyone OP?


  • #6
    skankkuvhima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭skankkuvhima


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    I don't really enjoy BJs either

    WTF is wrong with you?


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  • #7
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    It's Steak and Blowjob Day.

    A joke day made up by man-children to have a laugh (or cry) over a pint down the pub with their ar*ehole mates, because Valentines Day isn't actually called Taco and Lickout Day.


  • #8
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    me_irl wrote: »
    It's Steak and Blowjob Day.

    A joke day made up by man-children to have a laugh (or cry) over a pint down the pub with their ar*ehole mates.

    Heehee you said 'blowjob'


  • #9
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    me_irl wrote: »
    It's Steak and Blowjob Day.

    A joke day made up by man-children to have a laugh (or cry) over a pint down the pub with their ar*ehole mates, because Valentines Day isn't actually called Lettuce and Lickout Day.

    FYP :pac:


  • #10
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,817 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    The missus cooks steaks like she gives bj's.







    Rarely.


  • #11
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    Nope and I don't really enjoy BJs either, never had a good one tbh.

    I'll have the steak but don't bother with the rest thanks very much.

    My condolences


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  • #12
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Chicken Kiev and salad for me. But thanks for the offer.


  • #13
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Chicken Kiev and salad for me. But thanks for the offer.

    I see you're celebrating Chicken Kiev and Rusty Trombone day.


  • #14
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    Nope and I don't really enjoy BJs either, never had a good one tbh.

    I'll have the steak but don't bother with the rest thanks very much.
    Just tell her to go at it like she's trying to unblock the jacks with a plunger


  • #15
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Just tell her to go at it like she's trying to unblock the jacks with a plunger

    Just don't blame you when she starts pouring bleach on it.


  • #16
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    Nope and I don't really enjoy BJs either, never had a good one tbh.

    I'll have the steak but don't bother with the rest thanks very much.

    You poor bastard.


  • #17
    Malari
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    me_irl wrote: »
    It's Steak and Blowjob Day.

    A joke day made up by man-children to have a laugh (or cry) over a pint down the pub with their ar*ehole mates, because Valentines Day isn't actually called Taco and Lickout Day.

    That's what's I'm going to call it now, though :pac:

    Makes me feel a bit sorry for guys who get so few BJs they have to invent a day specifically for them :D


  • #18
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,817 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Malari wrote: »
    Makes me feel a bit sorry for guys who get so few BJs they have to invent a day specifically for them :D

    Excuse me, we have a name... married.


  • #19
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    PARlance wrote: »
    Excuse me, we have a name... married.

    Eh Peg? PEG?!

    *canned laughter*


  • #20
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    PARlance wrote: »
    The missus cooks steaks like she gives bj's.







    Rarely.

    and with lots of blood?


  • #21
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,817 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    goose2005 wrote: »
    and with lots of blood?

    1 minute on each side.


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  • #22
    Malari
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    PARlance wrote: »
    Excuse me, we have a name... married.

    Myth. :p


  • #23
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    PARlance wrote: »
    Excuse me, we have a name... married.

    Only blow job married men get is to put up the inflatable bed when he's been turfed out for snoring / sent to the dog house...

    :pac:


  • #24
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,860 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I forgot to buy the missus flowers this year so it's just a cheeseburger and a **** for me.


  • #25
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    Nope and I don't really enjoy BJs either, never had a good one tbh.

    I'll have the steak but don't bother with the rest thanks very much.

    You're doing it wrong. "Blow" is just a figure of speech.


  • #26
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    I love a good blow job, especially when he makes you come for a second time, thats the money shot!


  • #27
    FORD_7710
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3 ✭FORD_7710


    BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH


  • #28
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    FORD_7710 wrote: »
    BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

    Not for another... 11 minutes.


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