Who would you do if you could get away with it

da gamer

I'm not talking about free passes from the mrs to sleep with the sexiest woman in the world. I'm talking about someone who you find sexy but is seen by the majority as mingn. If you could ride one guilty pleasure and get away with it whi would it be? Mine is Cilla Black. If I ever meet her she's in trouble.

bodice ripper

If you meet her, I can assure you she won't make a run for it.

da gamer

bodice ripper wrote: »

If you meet her, I can assure you she won't make a run for it.

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Miss Demeanour

da gamer wrote: »

I'm not talking about free passes from the mrs to sleep with the sexiest woman in the world. I'm talking about someone who you find sexy but is seen by the majority as mingn. If you could ride one guilty pleasure and get away with it whi would it be? Mine is Cilla Black. If I ever meet her she's in trouble.

I wish you a lorra lorra luck.....

retro:electro

da gamer wrote: »

I'm not talking about free passes from the mrs to sleep with the sexiest woman in the world. I'm talking about someone who you find sexy but is seen by the majority as mingn. If you could ride one guilty pleasure and get away with it whi would it be? Mine is Cilla Black. If I ever meet her she's in trouble.

If you ever meet her you're both in trouble

Oblivoid

da gamer wrote: »

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She's dead.

da gamer

Oblivoid wrote: »

She's dead.

What? Since when?

Birneybau

da gamer wrote: »

Oblivoid wrote: »

She's dead.

What? Since when?

Surprise Suprise!

dar100

da gamer wrote: »

What? Since when?

Ya gave her a blinding ride op!! She died as a result

blastman

da gamer wrote: »

What? Since when?

Only for the last year and half. You did say someone mingin'....

da gamer

**** I never knew. Scrap my guilty pleasure so lads...

annascott

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11803556/Cilla-Black-died-accidentally-from-head-injury-after-fall-coroner-rules.html

da gamer

annascott wrote: »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11803556/Cilla-Black-died-accidentally-from-head-injury-after-fall-coroner-rules.html

That's fierce sad. Loved Cilla. Always came across as a nice person and loved that sexy scouse accent.

blastman

Calm down..

Tigger

I love boards

Robsweezie

lorra lorra necrophilia

DanielODonnell

I pity good looking men because when they are married they know in the back of their minds that they could be out ploughing half the country but the rest of us know that we couldn't even plough 1% of the parish.

frag420

Talk about really wanting to see who's on the other side!!

Blind Death!

Junkyard Tom

Lucy (Australopithecus)

da gamer

da gamer wrote: »

**** I never knew. Scrap my guilty pleasure so lads...

Nah, it's too late now. We know what your into, ya dirty fecker!

Pinch Flat

Mary Berry is still knocking about OP, but you better hurry up

Esel

I have a shovel in the boot, OP.

Junkyard Tom

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Lucy (Australopithecus)

OP has a boner...dur hur hur...

sword1

I would think those teeth will still be intact anyway

ChikiChiki

Birneybau wrote: »

Surprise Suprise!

Damn you!! Just spat my coffee out. :-)

Very good.

Ted_YNWA

Pinch Flat wrote:

Mary Berry is still knocking about OP, but you better hurry up

Just don't have a soggy bottom.

snowflaker

Fcuk me, a thing for a dead older woman, now that's a niche catagory...

snowflaker

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Just don't have a soggy bottom.

She might if her Tena Lady is defective...

goodluckduck

snowflaker wrote: »

Fcuk me, a thing for a dead older woman, now that's a niche catagory...

Well I suppose most of the dead ones would be old.

goodluckduck

Also I like that this thread escalated so quickly. OP probably thought 'this will be a fun thread on boards'. Now we're all basically waiting for news about Cilla Black's grave being desecrated.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'd walk up to Aras an Uactharain and punch Michade D Higgins in the face.

An insincere, small sized hypocritical arsehole.

Fcuk Him.

hungry hypno toad

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I'd walk up to Aras an Uactharain and punch Michade D Higgins in the face.

An insincere, small sized hypocritical arsehole.

Fcuk Him.

Dirty little hobbit.

everlast75

A jewel heist

Winterlong

I am not sure what is stranger - the necrophilia thing or wanting some Cilla lovin.

da gamer

Ah lads come on now this has gotten out of hand, how was I to know she was dead? Let's stay on topic here eh?

hungry hypno toad

da gamer wrote: »

Ah lads come on now this has gotten out of hand, how was I to know she was dead? Let's stay on topic here eh?

Your ma?

everlast75

da gamer wrote: »

Ah lads come on now this has gotten out of hand, how was I to know she was dead? Let's stay on topic here eh?

You should never let them see your weakness.

They smell blood now.

Be afraid... be very afraid!

da gamer

hungry hypno toad wrote: »

Your ma?

Reporting you to the moderators.

Moderators abusive behavior here do something about it

hungry hypno toad

da gamer wrote: »

Reporting you to the moderators.

Moderators abusive behavior here do something about it

Harsh, but fair.

Mehaffey1

Someone's gotta sacrifice themselves to keep this thread alive.

Rosemary from that Rosemary and Thyme mystery show, Felicity Kendall.

I'll fall on my sword if she were to fall on it too.

Omackeral

goodluckduck wrote: »

Also I like that this thread escalated so quickly. OP probably thought 'this will be a fun thread on boards'. Now we're all basically waiting for news about Cilla Black's grave being desecrated.

Nah OP knows quite well, did the same gimmick with Carrie Fischer pretending he didn't know she was dead. It's decent enough banter but nothing ground breaking, 5/10.

Duck Soup

Mehaffey1 wrote: »

Someone's gotta sacrifice themselves to keep this thread alive.

Rosemary from that Rosemary and Thyme mystery show, Felicity Kendall.

I'll fall on my sword if she were to fall on it too.

That's the spirit! From necrophilia to grab-a-granny.

Faith Brown. I still would.

RiderOnTheStorm

I always had a thing for Tina Turner.... And Barbara Windsor...

blade1

Not to fear op, your one in The Krankies is still alive I think!!

da gamer

Omackeral wrote: »

Nah OP knows quite well, did the same gimmick with Carrie Fischer pretending he didn't know she was dead. It's decent enough banter but nothing ground breaking, 5/10.

Thanks for the review

da gamer

blade1 wrote: »

Not to fear op, your one in The Krankies is still alive I think!!

Depends which one is she?

Surreptitious

da gamer wrote: »

Reporting you to the moderators.

Moderators abusive behavior here do something about it

You do realise there's a button for that. Or is that dead too.

tupenny

Giovanni trapatonni. . However u spell it

Still has that glint in his eyes .
Swoon

Jayesdiem

Marine Le Pen

everlast75

I will never forget a caller who rang in to the Gerry Ryan show.

There was a similar question asked and people were invited in to answer that question.

One caller rang in with this gem of a contribution...

"I would pump six bullets into P Diddy, and then force myself on Jennifer Lopez"

F**king incredible that it was broadcast, but even more so that our Gerry wasn't actually that phased!

garyskeepers

da gamer wrote: »

I'm not talking about free passes from the mrs to sleep with the sexiest woman in the world. I'm talking about someone who you find sexy but is seen by the majority as mingn. If you could ride one guilty pleasure and get away with it whi would it be? Mine is Cilla Black. If I ever meet her she's in trouble.

EVERYONE