CSO - Statistician

Aglomerado

http://www.cso.ie/en/aboutus/recruitment/. Went up today on their website. I don't think public jobs are advertising it. I think someone on here missed the last recruitment campaign so just posting it here for anyone who's interested.

Aglomerado

Aglomerado wrote: »

http://www.cso.ie/en/aboutus/recruitment/. Went up today on their website. I don't think public jobs are advertising it. I think someone on here missed the last recruitment campaign so just posting it here for anyone who's interested.

Oops, wrong forum. Could a mod please move to work and jobs? Thanks.

billyhead

You shouldn't advertise it mate. More competition for you in getting the job;)

Alf Stewart.

I met a bloke in the pub one evening who told me he was a "logioligist".

I had to admit to never having heard of such a profession, but the bloke quickly filled me in, told me his job was studying logic, and reaching conclusions.

Be reckoned that if he asked me one simple question, he could basically use logic to tell me lots about myself.

So after a while, I agreed, went along with him, and told him to have a go.

He asked me, "Alf, do you have a goldfish"?

I told him that i did.

Then he asked me if I kept it in a bowl or a pond? (Pond I answered)

He then then went on to tell me that by logic, he could guess I owned me own house? (Yep)

Married? (Yep)

Kids? (Yep)

Happy and healthy sex life? (You bet I said )

He then told me that logic would have him assume I don't ever masturbate, (never I said)


He said that proved that his logic science worked. That him asking me one bloody question, and he was after telling me the guts of my whole bloody life :eek:

Couldn't believe it.

I asked him if I could have a go, but he guffawwed at me, told me he spent 8 bloody years in uni, and there's no way i could be as good as he was.

But after ten or fifteen minutes of me wreckin his head he gave in and let me.

Firstly, I asked him, if he had a a goldfish. He said "no".

Fair nuff I said. You're a wanker.

Boom_Bap

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Arcade_Tryer

On average, humans have one testicle...

Alf Stewart.

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

On average, humans have one testicle...

The other one is usually in the Albert Hall.