I need some advice.

dwilson92

I don't understand it, for the last few years I've been a strong male feminist ally! I've been speaking up for women's rights, getting offended at sexist jokes and misogynistic movies and tv shows. Forcing my feminist agenda on others. Bought the Ghostbustsers remake and attacks those that didn't like it. Making angry posts on Facebook about how women are treated like nothing but sex objects on movies and TV, strongly supported Clinton. I've done it all yet women STILL won't sleep with me, I can't get them to even touch my penis. What am I doing wrong?

Stheno

Ugly?

me_irl

An obvious troll?

bilbot79

Too nice

PARlance

Which Clinton?

Jack the Stripper

Tiny penis op?

Satts

Don't take no for an answer.

rizzodun

Judging by your thread title I'm gonna go with you being too vague, try just coming out and asking them.

TheFarrier

The very minute I saw this thread title I knew it was gonna be bad.

*closes eyes firmly shut

*reaches blindly for popcorn

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

dwilson92 wrote: »

I don't understand it, for the last few years I've been a strong male feminist ally! I've been speaking up for women's rights, getting offended at sexist jokes and misogynistic movies and tv shows. Forcing my feminist agenda on others. Bought the Ghostbustsers remake and attacks those that didn't like it. Making angry posts on Facebook about how women are treated like nothing but sex objects on movies and TV, strongly supported Clinton. I've done it all yet women STILL won't sleep with me, I can't get them to even touch my penis. What am I doing wrong?

You sound like a pussy feminist whiny loser.

That's probably why?

Fleawuss

You have to take your penis out before they will touch it. Try it at the next fifth wave meeting and shout Hugh Mongous as you do. There will be a stampede to get at you. Guaranteed.

Yr fedora is the wrong colour

CINCLANTFLT

Can of Lynx Java, some hair gel, be grand

me_irl

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Can of Lynx Java, some hair gel, be grand

Java? Africa is where it's at!

Or douse yourself in Cool Water.

*dry heaves*

LETHAL LADY

If you step outside of your bedroom you'll find that most women don't give a flying **** about the stuff you've mentioned.

Outlaw Pete

There's a chance (just a small chance now) that the OP might be taking the piss.

Just a thought.

LETHAL LADY

Oh I'd say the OP was deadly serious like ;-)

Arghus

I'd say you are just not bitter and angry enough. Let it broil inside you.

ScumLord

When you ask the women to touch your penis how long have you known them, and what's the setting?

PARlance

ScumLord wrote: »

When you ask the women to touch your penis how long have you known them, and what's the setting?

A few seconds & full boner.

da gamer

Have you tried actually going out and meeting people rather than sitting at home on this site all night?

Steve The Barman

dwilson92 wrote: »

I don't understand it, for the last few years I've been a strong male feminist ally! I've been speaking up for women's rights, getting offended at sexist jokes and misogynistic movies and tv shows. Forcing my feminist agenda on others. Bought the Ghostbustsers remake and attacks those that didn't like it. Making angry posts on Facebook about how women are treated like nothing but sex objects on movies and TV, strongly supported Clinton. I've done it all yet women STILL won't sleep with me, I can't get them to even touch my penis. What am I doing wrong?

have you ever tried Anal ?

Your Face

I usually will just talk to women to find out about them.
Yep, Im crazy.

gramar

Sisters are doing it for themselves OP. No interest in penis.

Outlaw Pete

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

There's a chance (just a small chance now) that the OP might be taking the piss.

Just a thought.

There's a chance, a pretty good chance, that it's chore sex guy.

Barry Badrinath

Steve The Barman wrote: »

have you ever tried Anal ?

Yeah, his boyfriend loves it.

hungry hypno toad

Sex change is your only option. Do it!

Glenster

Killing Spree?

Glenster

Glenster wrote: »

Killing Spree?

:pac:

Louise O Neill is single according to her articles and looking

Agent Smith

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Can of Lynx Java, some hair gel, be grand

You forgot the ben sherman shirt....

Lt Dan

dwilson92 wrote: »

I don't understand it, for the last few years I've been a strong male feminist ally! I've been speaking up for women's rights, getting offended at sexist jokes and misogynistic movies and tv shows. Forcing my feminist agenda on others. Bought the Ghostbustsers remake and attacks those that didn't like it. Making angry posts on Facebook about how women are treated like nothing but sex objects on movies and TV, strongly supported Clinton. I've done it all yet women STILL won't sleep with me, I can't get them to even touch my penis. What am I doing wrong?

Here is a few wise words from Don Corleone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niP-uHBg-pU

Don Corleone rises from his chair and gives you a savage shake

Don Corleone: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
[gives a quick slap to you]

Don Corleone: What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a slimy feminist wannabe who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!


Don Corleone: Tell me, do you spend time with your family?

You: : Sure I do.

Don Corleone: Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

Don Corleone: You look terrible. I want you to eat, I want you to rest well. And a month from now all these women will give you what you want.

Johnny Fontane: Too late....

Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Okay? I want you to leave it all to me. Go on, go back to the party.


Seriously, stop being a douche, treat them mean, keep them keen. That or aim for the uglier girls:D

Never mind this guff that other's suggested about the possibility of being ugly. You see far too many fat ugly knob jockies having no problems in that department. Just have some money

You can always check an escort site if pushed

Peregrine

Yawn. Bad troll.