Is there another santa claus moment!?

Chancer3001

Ya know the way we all just universallying agree in the western world to lie to everyone under the age of 10 about santa claus. Tell them is real, he's sound, be good and he'll bring presents etc etc

We write songs, we make movies, we all get in on the act together.

Same with the tooth fairy to a lesser extent. Then there's the revelation and your reality is changed forever

Got me thinking, do ya ever think there's another reveal coming!?

Like when you turn 70 all the old people reveal something has been a big trick all this time that only all the old people know!?

If so, what could it be!?

milehip

Religion?

Wheety

They'll reveal that one thing that doctors hate. It was discovered by a Dublin Mom.

The_Valeyard

Turns out youth was not wasted on the young.

Archeron

There is no death. At 84, everybody pulls a Benjamin Button and starts getting younger again

Chancer3001

Maybe they'll reveal that ghosts are totally real.

Or that a certain religion is 100% true and thats why old people go to mass.

Or that half the people are aliens

One eyed Jack

You'll spend your whole life looking for love in others if you haven't yet learned to love yourself.

Conchir

Don't be crazy OP, there's no way th-

keano_afc

/checks thread to see if someone has mentioned religion/God....

Oh someone has. Carry on.

Indie18

Maybe Laurence Fishburne comes to you on our death bed and offers you the blue pill or the red pill, at which point you surely take the blue pill and say "cheers Sam Jackson now bring in the hookers cause this blue pill ain't gonna last all night"

Avatar MIA

About 18 years after finding out about SC you realise you didn't know it all as a teenager. :pac:

Lisha

That my beloved dog didn't really go to live on a lovely farm with loads more space for her to frolic about

johnnyskeleton

When you are 10 you realise santa doesn't exist. Or else you will keep believing in him for the rest of your life.

When you turn 15 you realise that god doesn't exist. Or else you will keep believing in him for the rest of your life.

When you turn 21 you realise education is rubbish so you join the workforce. Or else you stay in academia for the rest of your life.

When you turn 25 you realise the workforce is rubbish, so you go back to college, travel the world or else stay in the same job for the rest of your life.

When you turn 30 you realise socialism and all those big ideas about how to create a utopian society are rubbish. If you still believe in socialism after the age of 30, you will probably start to smell of damp cheese in your mid 40s and stay that way for the rest of your life.

When you turn 40 you realise realising stuff is for young people and that young people are rubbish.

Then theres a gap.

When you turn 65 you realise that you actually enjoyed work all this time and wish you didn't have to retire.

When you turn 80 you realise the ineffable quality of existence and the mind boggling complexity and size of the ever expanding universe which moves in such incomprehensibly...ooh custard.

And so on.

Your Face

Bruce Willis was a ghost.

PARlance

Archeron wrote: »

There is no death. At 84, everybody pulls a Benjamin Button and starts getting younger again

My grandfather is showing signs. He's all gums, pissing himself and just babbling on.

Only messing







He's dead now

bazz26

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman.

hatrickpatrick

Your Face wrote: »

Bruce Willis was a ghost.

When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense I

jizzed, in, my pants.

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hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Your Face wrote: »

Bruce Willis was a ghost.

When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense I

jizzed, in, my pants.

Pretty sure Bruce is still alive, just seems dead because he is now too old for action movies.

razorblunt

When you become a "proper" adult and your parents eventually reveal that they had no idea for the majority of the time, what they were doing as parents and were just winging it.