Tricks for pretending you're drinking

paralysed

Do any guys here knows any tricks for giving the illusion that you're drinking when you're out? It's great because it (and don't argue) gives you an excuse to behave a certain way. I usually do the old tonic water and lime work trick works grand, but what I'm specifically getting at, (and I can take this sentence out if it goes against charter thing) is when you're with a woman WHEN you're ordering! AND the like of such!

How would a magician handle it?! Is there anywhere you could spill it? Tell me some of you have learned a thing or two over the years! Don't post unless you can address the actual thread topic!

Thanks

Jack the Stripper

A girl would be under age and shouldn't be consuming alcohol anyway.

paralysed

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

A girl would be under age and shouldn't be consuming alcohol anyway.

This isn't after hours - do grow up!

elefant

paralysed wrote: »

This isn't after hours - do grow up!

You're the one looking for an excuse to behave a certain way

Loveinapril

Why would you want to pretend you are drinking? Unless you are a woman, hiding early pregnancy, just buy non alcoholic drinks and if asked say that you are off the booze.

paralysed

elefant wrote: »

You're the one looking for an excuse to behave a certain way

Well actually we all are, unless you come out with a orange juice in your hand!

paralysed

paralysed wrote: »

This isn't after hours - do grow up!

Appearing as though you're drinking alcohol, in the company of and likely while ordering alcoholic drinks for same female companion, is hardly gentlemanly behaviour.

Take your own advice there, horse.

run_Forrest_run

seriously OP what are you bloody trying to ask? Man up and tell the woman you don't think or you're not drinking, I think you're the one that needs to grow up.

paralysed

Loveinapril wrote: »

Why would you want to pretend you are drinking? Unless you are a woman, hiding early pregnancy, just buy non alcoholic drinks and if asked say that you are off the booze.

It's not that simple - supposing you were acting drunk, and then all of a sudden she realises you aren't? The way some young ones think is ridiculous.

neonsofa

paralysed wrote: »

It' not that simple - supposing you were acting drunk, and then all of a sudden she realises you aren't? The way some young ones think is ridiculous.

Don't act drunk?!?!
Wtf?

Jack the Stripper

Grooming is wrong also op.

Ted_YNWA

Loveinapril wrote: »

Why would you want to pretend you are drinking? Unless you are a woman, hiding early pregnancy, just buy non alcoholic drinks and if asked say that you are off the booze.

And if they think lower of you because you are not drinking, then they are not someone you would be having a long term relationship with.

Loveinapril

paralysed wrote: »

It's not that simple - supposing you were acting drunk, and then all of a sudden she realises you aren't? The way some young ones think is ridiculous.

I am so confused. Why would you be acting drunk if you aren't?

eviltwin

Why would you want to pretend you're drinking when you're not ? Not drinking isn't something to hide.

K.Flyer

paralysed wrote: »

This isn't after hours - do grow up!

You are looking for tips on how to pretend you're drinking alcohol when you are not. Are you not mature enough to just say you don't drink or is that you want to "behave a certain way", but if you get called out on your behaviour you can blame "the alcohol".
Sounds like its you that needs to do a bit more growing up.

paralysed

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

And if they think lower of you because you are not drinking, then they are not someone you would be having a long term relationship with.

and?

paralysed

K.Flyer wrote: »

You are ooking for tips on how to pretend you're drinking alcohol when you are not. Are you not mature enough to just say you don't drink or is that you want to "behave a certain way", but if you get called out on your behaviour you can blame "the alcohol".
Sounds like its you that needs to do a bit more growing up.

Well aren't you a knight in shining armour!

Ted_YNWA

paralysed wrote: »

and?

I am lost as to what kind of advice you are looking for. You were asking how to act when out with a woman and wanted to base your actions on a lie.

Wibbs

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I am lost as to what kind of advice you are looking for.

Ditto and can't see how this is a subject for the forum. Closed.