Toilet Door Graffiti

davo10

Dear God, who is the bigger ass, the judge or the driver? You would think he would have got a black marker and scribbled over it. The next time anyone wants some holiday cash, get a mate to write something on the toilet door where you work.


http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/bus-driver-gets-12500-over-toilet-door-graffiti-35478174.html

TallGlass

12,500€! Ireland has gone mad.

punisher5112

Imagine the horror when I got nothing and the fcuk wrote on me face.

Richard Hillman

"Bus Driver X has a small Willy"

Noddyholder

Jaysus that's mad ted.

team_actimel

"The very offending graffiti was on the door for some time"

Yeah he must have been really offended to not get rid of it for ages :rolleyes:

shanered

I thought there was going to be tons of sayings phrases and the rest in this thread all compiled into one handy thread so I dont have to go bog hopping to read all the stuffs thats written in all those jax.

And all I get is "somebody wrote something about a bus driver"

Its to early for this ****e!

Boater123

Sticks and stones may break my bones............but names get me 12 and a half grand.

Johnnio13

and this is why you are paying through the nose for insurance this year. Idiots that give 12,500 because of words on a door. OMFG as my 12 neighbour would say.

Noddyholder

Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver,
Bus Driver
Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver, Man.

He Drinks, And He Cusses
And Stinks Up The Busses.

Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver,
Bus Driver


Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver, Man.

Now can I have me 12 + k thanks.

The_Valeyard

Could use some cash to modernise the house. Time for bathroom searching.

razorblunt

Madness. So offended he just left it there, if it was that bad I'd give them a few days to clear it up and then go in myself with a pen.

I remember at college there was some really nasty stuff written about some lad, proper bullying stuff. The college took it very seriously (sadly the culprits weren't identified but were more than likely known), closed the toilets for 48 hours and repainted them.

Your Face

They sellotaped a warning over the graffiti.
I mean, what nonsense.

Winterlong

I wrote 'Liverpool are sh1t" on the toilet door of my school a long long time ago.
Pity Bob Paisley never sued, could gotten the dump shut down.

The_Valeyard

Winterlong wrote: »

I wrote 'Liverpool are sh1t" on the toilet door of my school a long long time ago.
Pity Bob Paisley never sued, could gotten the dump shut down.

Yeah, but it needs to be a slander. Not the truth :P

whiskeyman

'Want me to tease you?
I'll always come late and guarantee you a ride you'll never forget

Call me for more xxx'

Boater123

whiskeyman wrote: »

'Want me to tease you?
I'll always come late and guarantee you a ride you'll never forget

Call me for more xxx'

You didn't leave a number, can I PM you

osarusan

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Could use some cash to modernise the house. Time for bathroom searching.

I have permanent markers. We could work together, like Strangers on a Train.

The_Valeyard

osarusan wrote: »

I have permanent markers. We could work together, like Strangers on a Train.

Okay, but not sexually, like strangers on a train.

Maximus Alexander

When I was a teenager I once wrote my friend's number on the back of a toilet door in Firhouse with the message "Call me for a good time!"

He kept getting calls for months until he changed his number. I'm a terrible friend.

Stigura

Worked in a building housing the aerospace industry at one time. There were some f**kin top minds working there, of course. (I wasn't one of them, obviously) This was reflected in the sh!t house graffiti too.

Sadly, I can't remember a single word now. That was decades ago. But, much of the stuff was world class. Rapier wit abounded. Never forgotten that

Ficheall

For a good time, call 1191.

ScumLord

Noddyholder wrote: »

Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver,
Bus Driver
Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver, Man.

He Drinks, And He Cusses
And Stinks Up The Busses.

Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver,
Bus Driver


Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver, Man.

Now can I have me 12 + k thanks.

As someone who drive a minibus once I find your poem highly offensive and demand you give me €12,500 immediately or I'll take this to a room full of strangers and get the media involved..... wait.

diomed

A standard one was:
"don't throw you cigarette butts in the urinals ... it makes them soggy and impossible to light"

ToddyDoody

I think it's great. Think of the jobs that will be created owing to the paronaoia surrounding graffiti removal in companies up and down the country.

Fred Swanson

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Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

When I was a teenager I once wrote my friend's number on the back of a toilet door in Firhouse with the message "Call me for a good time!"

He kept getting calls for months until he changed his number. I'm a terrible friend.

I did that to a friend in secondary school but I put it in a lonely dating page on a newpaper, basically saying young man looking for older ...non stop calls for him

Winterlong

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

When I was a teenager I once wrote my friend's number on the back of a toilet door in Firhouse with the message "Call me for a good time!"

He kept getting calls for months until he changed his number. I'm a terrible friend.

Rex Handsome Gypsy wrote: »

I did that to a friend in secondary school but I put it in a lonely dating page on a newpaper, basically saying young man looking for older ...non stop calls for him

That's you two knocked off the friends list. (Or do ye do worse to your enemies?)

davo10

€94k, is there no end to this madness? Judges are morons.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2017/0224/855185-dunnes-worker-knee/

Boater123

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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The one I remember from college was:

"Yesterday I couldn't spell eungenear, injuneer enginear................ now I is one."

joeguevara

This is the best toilet graffiti I have ever seen!

davo10

sugarman wrote: »

Absolutely nothing wrong with that. She seriously done her knee in and required surgery through a fault of her employer.

The pay out covered her surgery and loss of earning, as we as compensation.

94k?

JupiterKid

I remember when my older sister started in college and she saw scrawled on the toilet door of the cubicle ( the ones with a gap at the bottom) and arrow pointing to the gap from the words "beware of the dreaded limbo dancer." Gas!:D

4068ac1elhodqr

I'd use the UV ink based markers, that way the chosen message can usually be neurologically processed via the temporal lobes and directly to the subconscious, without much conscious comprehension of the actual semiotic illustration.