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Man suffers heart attack in Donegal brothel

23-02-2017 12:08am

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18000 in two weeks, flippin hell nice money if you can get it.

https://buzz.ie/man-suffers-heart-attack-in-donegal-brothel-while-wrapped-in-cling-film/

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#2 23-02-2017 12:15am

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So they've finally proven Donegal exists?

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#3 23-02-2017 12:18am

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What's the idea with the clingfilm? Sounds a bit sweaty...

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#4 23-02-2017 12:20am

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Perhaps he was setting up a Donegal version of The Fully Monty and was copying the cling film ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWZBdTCsRCY

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#5 23-02-2017 12:21am

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Always preferred tin foil myself.

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#6 23-02-2017 12:38am

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Well at least he died doing what he loved. Being wrapped in clingfilm by brazzers.

Accuracy: he didn't die.

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#7 23-02-2017 12:43am

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gflood wrote: »

18000 in two weeks, flippin hell nice money if you can get it.

https://buzz.ie/man-suffers-heart-attack-in-donegal-brothel-while-wrapped-in-cling-film/

Poor guy had no idea whether he was coming or going...

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#8 23-02-2017 1:31am

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A source said: “For whatever reason the man was wrapped in cling film and began to suffer chest pains.

I think the reasons are pretty transparent.

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#9 23-02-2017 1:42am

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I've heard of guys being way "too clingy" but this is exactly what I expect in 2017 actually.

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#10 23-02-2017 1:51am

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goodluckduck wrote: »

Well at least he died doing what he loved. Being wrapped in clingfilm by brazzers.

Accuracy: he didn't die.

He'll be back next week with greaseproof paper

Fair play to the woman for calling for help and not just noping the fcuk out of there

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#11 23-02-2017 1:52am

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goodluckduck wrote: »

Well at least he died doing what he loved. Being wrapped in clingfilm by brazzers.

Accuracy: he didn't die.

DID YOU KNOW

"Brazzers" is typed using only the left hand....

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#12 23-02-2017 2:04am

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Any one hear from Backwards Man lately?

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#13 23-02-2017 2:14am

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I'd say that's not her first rodeo, i'd imagine the 'wrap' sheet will be a long one

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#14 23-02-2017 5:46am

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I think it's fair to say they weren't using the cling film for cookery lessons...

I honk it's fair to say, the source isn't the wittiest person ever.

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#15 23-02-2017 5:50am

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

I think it's fair to say they weren't using the cling film for cookery lessons...

I honk it's fair to say, the source isn't the wittiest person ever.

I honk that the source was being flippant.

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#16 23-02-2017 5:54am

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I honk that the source was being flippant.

Oh I'm sure he was. It was just...clunky and unsubtle.

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#17 23-02-2017 6:07am

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My first time visiting that site, whatever about clunky or unsubtle I honk it's better than journal.ie or the indo anyway!

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#18 23-02-2017 6:50am

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Folks, quit the jokes.
The guy had a history of deranged activities.
When the paramedics arrived, they could clearly see his nuts...

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#19 23-02-2017 10:42am

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whiskeyman wrote: »

Folks, quit the jokes.
The guy had a history of deranged activities.
When the paramedics arrived, they could clearly see his nuts...

O lord... it's so awful, it's good

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#20 23-02-2017 10:44am

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Why is it ok to joke about some deaths, but not others?

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#21 23-02-2017 10:49am

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he didn't die !

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#22 23-02-2017 10:54am

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Were they making a porn film?

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#23 23-02-2017 10:58am

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Mountainsandh wrote: »

he didn't die !

He's still clinging on for dear life.

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#24 23-02-2017 5:44pm

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A human being lost his life folks indulging in something he'd be ridiculed by the public for unless he was iggy pop. Heartbreaking stuff.

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#25 23-02-2017 6:51pm

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18,000 Euro for two weeks over Christmas.....

thats enough to give me palpitations.......

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#26 23-02-2017 7:24pm

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Dilan Shrilling Knitting wrote: »

Why is it ok to joke about some deaths, but not others?

Odd question.

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#27 23-02-2017 7:39pm

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A man goes to the doctor, completely naked but wrapped in clingfilm. Doctor says "well, I can clearly see your nuts"

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damn, beaten to it!

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#28 23-02-2017 7:51pm

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If Heineken ran a brothel, the customers would almost get heart attacks.

We don't think almost is good enough..

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#29 23-02-2017 8:09pm

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cnocbui wrote: »

If Heineken ran a brothel, the customers would almost get heart attacks.

We don't think almost is good enough..

If Carlsberg ran one, they'd have a defibrillator on standby and a personal physician for each client, just in case. :P

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#30 23-02-2017 10:01pm

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So, any update on this?
I heard another guy was in the same brothel, but covered with a thin layer of aluminum.
Seems this brothel operation has been foiled...

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#31 23-02-2017 10:35pm

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It should be easy enough for the cops to wrap this one up

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#32 23-02-2017 10:39pm

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Fontdor?

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