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Wowbagger

Sunday night while out for some beers, my OH asked a gentleman that we both know, where was he taking his wife for the day that is the 14th of February, he replied "from behind".

I near dropped the pint I was holding!

So AH people where are ye taking your loved ones/significant others/partners? I'm working so won't be taking her from behind or any other position!!

dar100

Il do front first then from behind

A rather unpleasant and frankly weird way of talking about one's wife...can understand your reaction.

bear1

Local kebab place has a 2 for 1 offer going on.

SEPT 23 1989

She has her eye on a new hoover so its off to power city we will go

beertons

It's a Tuesday. It'll be business as usual as its a school night.

whoopsadoodles

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

She has her eye on a new hoover so its off to power city we will go

Sept 23 at power city "i need something that sucks better, do you take trade ins?".

Sales guy trying not to make eye contact with the lady "the WEEE doesn't cover wives sir".

uck51js9zml2yt

I'm going out tomorrow night, wife will be putting the kid's to bed

Grandeeod

Wowbagger wrote: »

Sunday night while out for some beers, my OH asked a gentleman that we both know, where was he taking his wife for the day that is the 14th of February, he replied "from behind".

I near dropped the pint I was holding!

So AH people where are ye taking your loved ones/significant others/partners? I'm working so won't be taking her from behind or any other position!!

All things considered, you should now know where the term "Snowflake" came from. Posts like yours.

Wowbagger

I'm curious, in what way is the post "snowflakey"?

...And Justice

I'd love to say she'll be slobbering all over my côck and sucking it like a JR icepop...but she won't.

Grandeeod

Wowbagger wrote: »

I'm curious, in what way is the post "snowflakey"?

You are posting about nothing really and how someone was offended about a reference to doggy style sex.

Seriously?

Unless the part I bolded was you laughing. If so I retract and apologise.

Wowbagger

Ah, maybe I should have made it clear that neither my OH or myself were offended by the remark, I near dropped the pint from laughing.

But as Ronald Reagan said if you're explaining you're losing ....

Grandeeod

Wowbagger wrote: »

Ah, maybe I should have made it clear that neither my OH or myself were offended by the remark, I near dropped the pint from laughing.

But as Ronald Reagan said if you're explaining you're losing ....

It was my mistake and not yours. Much more apologies.:)

whiskeyman

She asked me to book a table at one of those nice places.
















I never even knew she played snooker! : pac:

retro:electro

Myself and my boyfriend were meant to go out to dinner but my mam got the flu so I popped over to hers to keep and eye on her and make her tea. So, plans are cancelled but himself is going picking up a Thai takeaway for the three of us on his way home from work. Delighted tbh.

ToddyDoody

Valentine's is a bit of a flop really.

Wowbagger

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Valentine's is a bit of a flop really.

Giggiddy

Butters1979

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Valentine's is a bit of a flop really.

That's what she said

...And Justice

Roses are red, violets are blue, your owl wan is a hammer and so are you xxxxx.

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ToddyDoody wrote: »

Valentine's is a bit of a flop really.

There's a pill for that now.

The Raptor

The most action I got today was poking and pricking from the dentist.