Can you every imagine what posters look like/act like?

freshpopcorn

There's one poster who often posts big long rants here and if anybody responds to here posts or calls her out on anything she never attempts to reply. She just goes on another rant.
I imagine her as a plump bitter lady in her fifthies who's family dreads having to listen to her daily rants.
Can you imagine what posters are like outside of boards?

Shannon757

I imagine that you look like you're just out of the microwave

The_Valeyard

Shannon757 wrote: »

I imagine that you look like you're just out of the microwave

I dont know, looking at the style of posting id imagine they are all dude Kernels :P :P :P

freshpopcorn

Shannon757 wrote: »

I imagine that you look like you're just out of the microwave

I really walked myself into that one!

corner of hells

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Shannon757 wrote: »

I imagine that you look like you're just out of the microwave

I really walked myself into that one!

Into a microwave ?

freshpopcorn

freshpopcorn wrote: »

There's one poster who often posts big long rants here and if anybody responds to here posts or calls her out on anything she never attempts to reply. She just goes on another rant.
I imagine her as a plump bitter lady in her fifthies who's family dreads having to listen to her daily rants.
Can you imagine what posters are like outside of boards?

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Popcorn? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the BOARDS THREADS

Winterlong

People go on rants? You must be mistaking this for some other forum?

Your Face

Yes I can imagine that.

Brendan Bendar

freshpopcorn wrote: »

There's one poster who often posts big long rants here and if anybody responds to here posts or calls her out on anything she never attempts to reply. She just goes on another rant.
I imagine her as a plump bitter lady in her fifthies who's family dreads having to listen to her daily rants.
Can you imagine what posters are like outside of boards?

Plump ladies aren't usually bitter.

She could be a scrawny lady with anger issues maybe?

Coming on here maybe beats kicking the cat around the gaff?

Bit of sympathy here, please.

Riddle101

Would be quite funny meeting Pighead in real life, and him always talking in the 3rd person. I imagine him being something similar to The Rock from WWE.

misstearheus

Easily could be me O.P. is on about. And am fat and cross an odd time. Sometimes I forget to come back, sometimes I just refuse to get further involved in further discussion so just make one post and leave it at that. Other times I erhm embarrassingly tend to have about 32 Tabs open!! (I have 12 at the minute!) And literally the next day could have came around and the written post would still be sitting written in the Tab, and it would feel like it's been-done-with or gone too late to post whatever I had originally intended to post! Also I can be very pernickety and may take down a post to edit Grammar or spelling and then the stupid re-posting doesn't work. :rolleyes:

freshpopcorn

misstearheus wrote: »

Easily could be me O.P. is on about. And am fat and cross an odd time. Sometimes I forget to come back, sometimes I just refuse to get further involved in further discussion so just make one post and leave it at that. Other times I erhm embarrassingly tend to have about 32 Tabs open!! (I have 12 at the minute!) And literally the next day could have came around and the written post would still be sitting written in the Tab, and it would feel like it's been-done-with or gone too late to post whatever I had originally intended to post!

Don't worry its not you!

JupiterKid

Well I can only talk for myself. 6 foot tall, dark (greying hair) told I'm quite handsome. Dimpled chin, slim but got a bit of a belly I need to work off. Considerate and caring, polite and mannerly. Anxious and a worrier. Steel blue eyes. On message boards far too much. Gay and happy to be such!:)

Eager to please and very giving...

gramar

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well I can only talk for myself. 6 foot tall, dark (greying hair) told I'm quite handsome. Dimpled chin, slim but got a bit of a belly I need to work off. Considerate and caring, polite and mannerly. Anxious and a worrier. Steel blue eyes. On message boards far too much. Gay and happy to be such!:)

Eager to please and very giving...

Pm sent...oh wait..I'm not gay :eek:

JupiterKid

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well I can only talk for myself. 6 foot tall, dark (greying hair) told I'm quite handsome. Dimpled chin, slim but got a bit of a belly I need to work off. Considerate and caring, polite and mannerly. Anxious and a worrier. Steel blue eyes. On message boards far too much. Gay and happy to be such!:)

Eager to please and very giving...

Have you gotten lost on your way to an online dating profile?

Mr. CooL ICE

Mod:

Just gonna nip this in the bud. Talk rubbish all you want, but don't go singling out specific posters. Anything that could be perceived as bullying of other posters won't be tolerated.

Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Mod:

Just gonna nip this in the bud. Talk rubbish all you want, but don't go singling out specific posters. Anything that could be perceived as bullying of other posters won't be tolerated.

What about this nice post?

Nic Cage

Hector Bellend

I'm sure you all love to imagine what I look like.

corner of hells

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Mod:

Just gonna nip this in the bud. Talk rubbish all you want, but don't go singling out specific posters. Anything that could be perceived as bullying of other posters won't be tolerated.

Ohhhh , just lookit you , nippin' buds all over the place.

Brendan Bendar

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I'm sure you all love to imagine what I look like.

Not really.