Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Oh crap,

  • 11-02-2017 9:13pm
    #1
    Broken Hearted Road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭


    I'm babysitting tonight and I was left with the task of helping baking a load of goodies for tomorrow for some sort of a bake sale.

    So we made some cookies and I put them in the oven, and I then I walked away and ****ed them up good and proper. Blackened.

    We were left with cooking chocolate to make rice Krispies buns but I didn't know it was for rice Krispies buns. I melted the chocolate and helped one of the girls pour it on top of a pack of plain buns.

    And now we have feck all for the bake sale tomorrow.


Comments

  • #2
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,870 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    Go to the shop and buy some


  • #3
    Deub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Deub


    Time to go to the shop tomorrow morning.


  • #4
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I'd go on the run. Take the child with you.


  • #5
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    Just throw some hash into the cookies and everyone will love them.


  • #6
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Have to say the same... Go the shop and buy some. Dispose of the packaging. Lol.


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    mymo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭mymo


    Look in the presses and fridge, google recipes with.... whatever you find.


  • #8
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Phone the Gardai.


  • #9
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    If you've burnt the buns then I'm afraid you will need to burn the house down.
    No choice.


  • #10
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Main Tesco and dunnes do cookie dough ... just slice and put into oven.
    Failing that go to the section where the flour is and look for Betty Crocker mix (just add eggs and oil, mix and bung into oven).


  • #11
    Joeseph Balls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    1. The only way to cover your tracks is to burn the house down. Do it, and do it now.
    2. Take the kids first out for hero status.
    3. ???
    4. Profit?


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U


  • #13
    Old Perry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭Old Perry


    I love how it goes from 'I was left with the task of bakin' to 'WE fooked up it up'...


  • #14
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,907 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Blame the kid


  • #15
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Make some flapjacks.


  • #16
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Pop into your local 24 hour supermarket and pick up a few Dr Oetheker instant mixes. There is practically no work, I think you can even make them in the microwave.


  • #17
    twill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭twill


    If there's cocoa in the house you could do muffins or brownies. Pretty easy recipes.


  • #18
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,826 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    "Hey you, mind my kids while I go out and enjoy myself, and would it kill you to fulfill the obligation I have to make baked goods that I will pass off as my own at a bake sale tomorrow whilst hungover?"

    Glazers Out!



Advertisement