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After sex

  • 11-02-2017 4:26pm
    #1
    thesultan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭


    Just basic stories of your last encounter?


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  • #2
    Wang Kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    thesultan wrote: »
    Just basic stories of your last encounter?

    One should enquire from ones mater


  • #3
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    I screamed

    She screamed

    We all screamed for ice cream


  • #4
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    We went to see Dances with Wolves in the cinema.


  • #5
    Cameo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Cameo


    It was fantastic. I'd say it would be amazing beyond belief with a second person.


  • #6
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,234 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    He went straight for the penis beaker.


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  • #7
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Im left wondering is it worth all that money to get your oats, while you can do it for free with your hands or other contraptions


  • #8
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Is this what follows trans sex?


  • #9
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    fold her up and put her away until next time.....


  • #10
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    A good old fashioned smoke in the sack. And a feeling of "f*ck, they seemed to look so much better in a booze filled haze last night"


  • #11
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Moved to S&S











    LOL. That never happens any more. :pac:


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  • #12
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Sleep almost instantaneously most times for both of us.If we stay awake its cuddles, spliffs, farting in bed having a laugh,it often leads to more ridin'


  • #13
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    thesultan wrote: »
    Just basic stories of your last encounter?

    Basically, I leave your aul one with a few clubcard vouchers. €10 off her next €50 shop in Dunnes.

    Enjoy your Rice Krispies before school next week...theyre on me.


  • #14
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    I was silly and didn't wrap my willy!
    I was a dummy and didn't blow it on her tummy!
    Now 9 months later we've got a baby!


  • #15
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    He went straight for the penis beaker.

    Bummer :o:


  • #16
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    waiting for honeymoon. It'll be missionary with lights off


  • #17
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    She had to soothe her vagina with ice...


  • #18
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    She had to soothe her vagina with ice...

    What STIs did you give her that are so fast-acting? :eek:


  • #19
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    fold her up and put her away until next time.....

    Rinse her down first you filthy animal ya.


  • #20
    thesultan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭thesultan


    Did it last night. Pulled out anyhow and it all over her back.. She wanted me to play with.her and I was lying down on.top. cum all over my chest. She Lid on the bed then. Covered..


  • #21
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Disappointing, I'd hardly got going and she just ran off to join the rest of the flock.


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  • #22
    Thespoofer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    That was A1 Sharon


  • #23
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    amcalester wrote: »
    Rinse her down first you filthy animal ya.

    No, that's a different story,

    what happened the last time he said....


  • #24
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    maudgonner wrote: »
    What STIs did you give her that are so fast-acting? :eek:

    Friction burnititis.


  • #25
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Wouldn't it be nice if there was some sort of soothing lotion available for after sex?


  • #26
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Sandwiches


  • #27
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    We just, had a cup of tea.


  • #28
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭CFlat


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    fold her up and put her away until next time.....

    Ah, so she's your flat mate.


  • #29
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    She gets on the phone to her ma while I go back down to watch telly.


  • #30
    feartuath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭feartuath


    I usually take her ear tag number and move the bull to anotber cow.

    If it is AI, i leave the cow on her own for a while and offer the AI man a cup of tea.


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  • #31
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,883 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Masterbate profusely.


  • #32
    Noddyholder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    I put the volume back up on the Tv...


  • #33
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I go cry in the shower


  • #34
    sjb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,406 ✭✭✭sjb25


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    That was A1 Sharon

    Good girl....


  • #35
    bazza1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Said a few decades of the Rosary :)


  • #36
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I leave the money on the dresser.


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  • #37
    Ursus Horribilis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,168 ✭✭✭Ursus Horribilis


    thesultan wrote: »
    Did it last night. Pulled out anyhow and it all over her back.. She wanted me to play with.her and I was lying down on.top. cum all over my chest. She Lid on the bed then. Covered..

    So what category on Pornhub did you find this?


  • #38
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Stayed awake the mandatory 6-10 minutes in case she wanted to talk about something, then had a nap.


  • #39
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,211 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    peow peow, we like to call it.


  • #40
    eeguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    Immediately forget anything that was said 20 minutes either side of sex.

    I call is sex amnesia.


  • #41
    ANDREWMUFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ANDREWMUFC


    Bump


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  • #42
    job seeker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,119 ✭✭✭job seeker


    We eat a few after 8's.. Nothing like a few luxurious mints, after pottin' the pink.


  • #43
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I wash my thumb…


  • #44
    Ahorseofaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Ahorseofaman


    I normally smoke after sex but the OH usually keeps a glass of water on the bedside locker to put it out...;)


  • #45
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Even the next door neighbours lit cigarettes


  • #46
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    ANDREWMUFC wrote: »
    Bump

    MOD IF you want to "Bump" a thread then add something to it rather than just "Bump"


  • #47
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    ANDREWMUFC wrote: »
    Bump

    Bumping a one year old thread? Someone must be lacking **** material.


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