Irish Cinema Bans Single Men from Seeing New 50 Shades Film

Omackeral

No, it's not a Waterford Whispers article. The Diamond Cinema in Navan has said of the raunchy 50 Shades Darker "It's on an 18 cert and I must stress that single men or married men on their own, any unaccompanied males will not be allowed in."

Paul Egan who records the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema said: "Well, it's meant to be a titillating film so I thought it might be better to keep the single men outside until we suss it out.

PC gone mad yada yada yada. It's seriously a mad stance to take, like something from Father Ted. Oh and it's made the news in the UK too, nice and cringey.

Oafley Jones

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Omackeral

Oafley Jones wrote: »

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Probably why they're banned so.

ibarelycare

Cliche pic alert...but very relevant

My name is URL

Blatant publicity stunt seems to be working

No way in hell are they gonna turn people away

bear1

Why any man would even want to see that movie is beyond me.

ibarelycare

bear1 wrote: »

Why any man would even want to see that movie is beyond me.

Man or woman. A load of awful sh1te.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

They should ban everyone from seeing it. It's a film for morons, keep paying good money to see these type of shyte films and the studios will keep shìtting them out.

murpho999

Any man who wants to go so that pile of shíte on his own deserves to be refused to be honest.

eeguy

bear1 wrote: »

Why any man would even want to see that movie is beyond me.

Why any man would need to see it to get his rocks off is beyond me...

Yould two gay men be allowed in, since they're a couple?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Just googled yer wan who is in the movie, she's very plain looking
Why any man would pay to watch this shoite is beyond me. Stick to pornhub lads, much better I'd reckon :pac:

event

It's a piss take ffs.

Fred Swanson

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Phoebas

Omackeral wrote: »

Paul Egan who records the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema said: "Well, it's meant to be a titillating film so I thought it might be better to keep the single men outside until we suss it out.

Doesn't he have access to a cinema to do that?

ibarelycare

event wrote: »

It's a piss take ffs.

Ah but in the Daily Mail's version it's not a piss take at all!!

Agricola

Heard on the radio today that the first film had a budget of 40 million and made 500 million at the box office. Who said women didn't like porn!

JupiterKid

Sounds like a publicity stunt.

Or did this thread fall into here from 1961?

Honestly, why anyone would want to see this sh*te is beyond me. Is it because Jamie Dornan is in it? I'd say the majority of viewers will be ladies between 40 and 65.

darkpagandeath

What about single women ?

jonon9

A movie for married women and single women who want to fantasize. Replace the rich guy with a normal Joe soap and it wouldn't sell they be calling rape or some **** like that.

eeguy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Just googled yer wan who is in the movie, she's very plain looking
Why any man would pay to watch this shoite is beyond me. Stick to pornhub lads, much better I'd reckon :pac:

xvideos. com

Thank me later (but wash your hands first)

jimmycrackcorm

As a man I have to protest at this action discriminating against us married men who will be forced to go see this against our will.

darkpagandeath

jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

As a man I have to protest at this action discriminating against us married men who will be forced to go see this against our will.

That all depends if the wife does not take pointers from the film :P

Grandeeod

Books for sex mad unsatisfied and curious women converted to films for sex mad unsatisfied and curious women - I think. As for Navan - Meh. Lots of sex mad unsatisfied and curious women up there anyway. They all moved there from Dublin during the celtic tiger - I think.:D

osarusan

I haven't been this upset since I was banned from Sex and the City 2.

jeffk

Sure the cinema is like a throwback from times gone by for the wrong reasons, so this doesn't surprise me.

Maybe if they spent less time on this (and blocking a new modern cinema outside the town)and upgraded their cinema, less people would go elsewhere (Ashbourne mostly)

Johnboner

I am readying my claim for discrimination based on gender.

darkpagandeath

Johnboner wrote: »

I am readying my claim for discrimination based on gender.

White men cant be discriminated against. :pac: If it's true they will go on about safe space for women.

Grandeeod

Johnboner wrote: »

I am readying my claim for discrimination based on gender.

Well if you do that then I'm triggered and need a safe space.

People still go to the cinema?

freshpopcorn

Would a masculine looking women need to prove she's a woman?

SkinnyBuddha

the only good thing to come (excuse the pun) out of 50 shades of gray was the generator.

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Favourite quote was

She was as wet as a spastics chin

B.A._Baracus

Marketing spiel. That's all.
They'll come out saying "anyone can see it now"

Funny when you think about it, cause some ejjits out there will feel "I should be able to see this as a single man!" and when they see it there they'll think "it's a win for equality" :pac:

No mate. You just got worked.

Gatling

Heap of ****e of a movie titillating don't know where they got that from.

rizzodun

The wife wanted me to see this with her next week, but we compromised and we're going to see Lego Batman instead.

Things like the above remind me I landed one of the good ones.

Duckworth_Luas

They sure know how to sell a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY

RobertKK

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

They sure know how to sell a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY

Bruno was funny for how non PC it was.

Junkyard Tom

Omackeral wrote: »

It's seriously a mad stance to take.

Stop crying on the internet. Get a placard and go protest outside the cinema. Please do it.

Calibos

This is from the same marketing genius that brought you, "Yorkie!! Not for Girls!!"

TerrorFirmer

SkinnyBuddha wrote: »

the only good thing to come (excuse the pun) out of 50 shades of gray was the generator.

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Favourite quote was

That thing is haunting but ****ing brilliant.

My slime hole was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The pounding of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his veiny quim prod deep in my black hole. The feeling of his man fat foaming down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel ****. The unrelenting orgasms from his blind butler pounding my wunder down under made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. With his clunger ****ing deep into my shamevelope, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made me quiver like a ****ting dog.

Winterlong

Desperate publicity stunt smells of desperation.

Outlaw Pete

Was leaving another film in Cineworld last night around 10pm or so and seen security escorting five or six women from a screening of this. As they were doinso you could clearing hear other girls shouting at them as they were being led out. Wasnt remotely surprised as on my way in, around 7, you could see that many of them queueing were either locked or about to get locked given that you could clinking of the bottles they were being not very discreet about smuggling in.

Same kind of crowd I remember seeing descend on cinemas for that last Sex & The City flick.

Dial Hard

Agricola wrote:

Who said women didn't like porn!

I love porn.

I would, however, rather put my own eyes out with barbeque skewers dipped in ghost chilli oil than watch a 50 Shades film.

Celticfire

jonon9 wrote: »

A movie for married women and single women who want to fantasize. Replace the rich guy with a normal Joe soap and it wouldn't sell they be calling rape or some **** like that.

Indeed.... what's the the difference between flirting and sexual harassment?

Good looks.

On a side-note.... Did that cinema just assume my gender?? *faux outrage*

Skatedude

K, the cinema in question has now deleted every post on their facebook page, Not just the ones pointing out that sexual discrimination is illegal, every post.

flutered

eeguy wrote: »

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Thank me later (but wash your hands first)

after you have washed them xhamster.com caters for every taste with the advantage of being free