What would your pet say about you to their own kind both friend and stranger

5rtytry56

So... Would your pooch say that he only gets the scraps off your plate for food. Or your cat talk about being prevented from sleeping on that chair again? Or fido feels unappreciated for defending his master? Would they speak well of you?

darkpagandeath

I'm usually in the Dog house and it's a Catastrophe.

LETHAL LADY

Nothing unfortunately as both my dogs died last year at the ripe old age of 17. One had to be put to sleep due to illness and the other died a few weeks later from a broken heart. I haven't the heart to get a new one yet. RIP dudes.

andekwarhola

They'd say 'we have a bit of a chuckle about this unconditional love you pet freaks keep rambling on about. Stop feeding me for a week and let the neighbour do it and we'll see about that'.

Peregrine

"Woof"

rarariot

my cat would probably be telling his mates to stay away from my dad. he used to beat the crap out of me with a pair of meat tongs

Shenshen

I think all of our four cats would tell others that they have us well trained indeed. We perform all the vital functions on command and on time - opening cat food and place it in handy wide bowls, opening doors (and, on occasion, windows), sitting still and providing cuddles and of course emptying litter trays.

JustAThought

They would say I am the most amazing person on the planet.

Arn't pets great : )

WHIP IT!

My dog would definitely say "I wish the daft b*stard would decide whether that black hoody of his is for walking me - or collapsing on the couch to watch Netflix... gets my hopes up every time!"

The_Valeyard

Did you really want those socks?

monkeysnapper

Mine would say

" ha ha my owners a gas....he'll stand for ages waiting for me to take a **** and I'll not comply "

" I'll save mine for pavement in the busy street,......I never tire of it "

sadie06

Mine would say:

'It's really hard rocking this magnificent hipster beard in a house full of sartorially challenged humans'.

MilesMorales1

My cat gets let away with murder, so I hope he'd say nice things.

HalloweenJack

He'd say we don't spoil him enough and thay we should let him sleep with us in our room.

He gets treated very nicely throughout the day but my GF has a strict "no sleeping with us" rule and, although it breaks my heart, he gets locked in the kitchen every night. Whenever he gets the chance, he pisses on our bed to express his disgust.

Four Phucs Ache

Dog: Here buster, that human I live with with is disgusting.He faps off for an hour every day and then rubs me on the head for ages talking shoite.

Dogs friend:Thats sick , what are you going to do about it.

Dog:Nothing I can do other than keep scratching me hole on his pilow.He hasn't a fookin clue.

Carry

Dog: It's great to be old and sick, I get all the attention, I only need to pretend to collapse on the sofa with all my tiny paws stretched out and up she comes with cuddles and treats. Tremendous, especially since that bad hombre cat moved in, that loser. Dog comes first. True.

Cat: Works all the time: Look cute and tiny, up she comes and takes me in. Liberal humans are so easy. She took off my balls though. But hey, who needs balls when there is a full bowl of food whenever I do the miserable and hungry thing? Or only do the scratching on her beloved Moroccan Kelim? The dog is a pain in the bollix (no pun intended), but useful to impress the two cats of the neighbouring human. I'm the only cat in the world with a dog as a body guard. I'm a fat cat now. True.

Fratton Fred

I don't care what my dog says about me, she's a ****ing liar. :eek:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My dogs would probably tell people
- I'm the best person in the whole entire world
- I can't sing
- I pee a lot
- that they help me dry my legs when I get out of the shower
- that scary things aren't scary if they hide behind me
- I am the best ball thrower in the whole world
- that they sit on the couch and I sit on the floor
- they hear "I love you" too much and they think I'm needy
- that I'm nicer than their daddy
- that I cook them nice dinners when they're sick
- that the worst thing about me is when I close doors and don't let them follow me, and that my singing makes them bark

corner of hells

Parrot to his parrot mates " I learned how to imitate the house phone , gets him every time ".

fatknacker

"He keeps asking who's a good boy and I keep fvcking telling him. Dopey prick."

fatknacker

I wish I had a dog

Mountainsandh

My dog would say : "COME AND MEET MY MUM ! MY MUM ! SHE'S BRILLIANT ! COME SAY HELLO TO MY MUM !...













...EH NOT SO MUCH ! NOT S- HEY ! HEY WHATTAYOUAT ? THAT'S ENOUGH NOW RIGHT ? MUM MUUUUM ! "

Broken Hearted Road

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My dogs would probably tell people
- I'm the best person in the whole entire world
- I can't sing
- I pee a lot
- that they help me dry my legs when I get out of the shower
- that scary things aren't scary if they hide behind me
- I am the best ball thrower in the whole world
- that they sit on the couch and I sit on the floor
- they hear "I love you" too much and they think I'm needy
- that I'm nicer than their daddy
- that I cook them nice dinners when they're sick
- that the worst thing about me is when I close doors and don't let them follow me, and that my singing makes them bark

My dog does this too. She likes to lick my legs from the shower.

Graces7

After two of my cats were kidnapped at the last place, I had to keep them in and they HATED it. If looks could kill!

And outwitting them...

Here they are free to come and go and they are in sheer thankful bliss... Watched the big huge one this week; rolling on the grass and wriggling on his back in sheer exuberant joy. I am now the bees knees.. Purrs all the day long...

Dog is pushing her luck as she is now using the bed-settee.. Ah go on, ,let me make a total mess of it..

whoopsadoodles

Broken Hearted Road wrote: »

My dog does this too. She likes to lick my legs from the shower.

Same

Mine would say I give the best cuddles but her grandad is more fun.

charlietheminxx

Cat would say:
I have the sweetest deal here. I come and go as I please and everyone is always delighted to see me when I come back. I am sufficiently worshipped and I can do pretty much whatever I want, except stretch my claws on the stairs and rip up the carpet. I make sure to dance on my owners before settling down for a nap, just to remind them who's boss. Whenever I'm outside and start shouting that I'm on my way home, they open the doors for me even though I have a cat flap. I get loads of kisses and people always talk to me. That dog irritates me and is always trying to eat my leftovers but any time another cat comes into the garden to stir things up, she has my back and shouts at them. Even though she annoys me, she's family.

Dog would say:

Oh my god I love my family so much! They're such good people! They bring more people around sometimes and then I have extra people to play with! I get loads of walks and I have loads of toys they help me play with. Sometimes I go in the car to the beach! I wish I got more human food but the vet said I have to lose 1kg so the humans won't share at all now. I get cuddles and kisses and compliments from them all the time, they are the best. I don't like when they leave and I stare out the window looking sad to make them feel guilty. The cat sometimes tries to steal their attention but it isn't happening, I just stick myself in the middle so they don't forget I'm here. Still, he's always getting picked on by younger cats and that's not on either.... nobody bullies my cat except me!