Castrating my son

JamBur

I was watching an episode of American Horror Story earlier. A character referred to "brother abalot". I didn't know what this meant so I googled it...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40316

F*"king hell, American religious zealots are as terrifying as any Muslim zealot.

bodhrandude

Fkin creepy :eek:

Jim Bob Scratcher

fookin loons

Pseudorandom

Oh come on, if something's that obviously ridiculous it's worth two seconds of googling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

It's not actually real.

learn_more

They should be brainscrated.

RobertKK

Which series is this, I have completed three series of AHS and I don't appreciate spoilers...
I am saving up the other series to watch later, as I love AHS.

JamBur

RobertKK wrote: »

Which series is this, I have completed three series of AHS and I don't appreciate spoilers...
I am saving up the other series to watch later, as I love AHS.

first episode of season 2...... no spoiler, it was a minor comment in a conversation

whoopsadoodles

It's fair enough really?

If the beatings aren't working, then that's the kids own fault.

Galway_Old_Man

I'm with ya OP. Nearly as barbaric as the treatment dished out to the Unsullied by the Masters. I wrote to my TD about it and surprise surprise, no response was forthcoming.

RobertKK

JamBur wrote: »

first episode of season 2...... no spoiler, it was a minor comment in a conversation

Thanks.
The asylum series, I just wanted to make sure.

AHS is one of my favourite programs. Much better than a horror film.

biko

Beatings will continue until morale improves

ScumLord

That's a spoof website, although I'm certain that if American fundamentalist Christians got the chance they'd be almost as bad as the Muslims.

Noddyholder

loved this from the link:pac::D:D:D:D:D


1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)

biko

You'd think that with the internet that fact-checking would be a breeze..

JamBur

I've spent the last hour trying not to masturbate, but I've failed repeatedly

Alf Stewart.

JamBur wrote: »

I've spent the last hour trying not to masturbate, but I've failed repeatedly

You need to ask for someone's help.

JamBur

With the stopping, the masturbating, or the inevitable castration?

moneymad

JamBur wrote: »

I was watching an episode of American Horror Story earlier. A character referred to "brother abalot". I didn't know what this meant so I googled it...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40316

F*"king hell, American religious zealots are as terrifying as any Muslim zealot.

You think that's bad?
Persons of the Jewish faith get their male sons circumcised in a ceremony, after which, the priest puts his lips around the babies penis and sucks out the blood, then they enjoy a dinner afterwards. Poor bastards.

JamBur

A priest does that? The rabbi must be horrified!

Grayson

To be fair, there are many christian groups that believe in beating children. There have been a few children who died because of it. Although I've never heard of castration being done to christian kids there's probably a couple of nutjobs that have considered it (there's always a couple of nutjobs).

Riddle101

At first glance it looks like that website is some kind've spoof. Something just doesn't seem right, and not in the "This is f*cked up" type of way, but a "This is suspicious" type of way. I'm sure there are plenty of religious zealots out there who are messed up in the head, but i'm not sure the posters on that site are them. I think they're taking the p*ss.

LordSutch

JamBur wrote: »

I was watching an episode of American Horror Story earlier. A character referred to "brother abalot". I didn't know what this meant so I googled it...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40316

F*"king hell, American religious zealots are as terrifying as any Muslim zealot.

Firstly, how did they know that their son was masturbating a lot?
...and secondly, is that website for real

Capt'n Midnight

Doing it for the music

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato

Thus the limbs of the castrati often grew unusually long, as did the bones of their ribs. This, combined with intensive training, gave them unrivalled lung-power and breath capacity. Operating through small, child-sized vocal cords, their voices were also extraordinarily flexible, and quite different from the equivalent adult female voice.

Hande hoche!

There's a reality tv show opportunity.