Floaters

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I was in the west for the weekend and had great difficulty with the latrines. I had to flush three times after one sitting to see the offending item off.

Is there a specific technique that I should employ to guarantee a successful flush?

Ubbquittious

Sh1t thread

Jim Bob Scratcher

If you knew how to make a proper shoite there would be no floaters

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I was in the west for the weekend and had great difficulty with the latrines. I had to flush three times after one sitting to see the offending item off.

Is there a specific technique that I should employ to guarantee a successful flush?

Fish out the floaters and throw them out the window. The rest should flush away easily enough, success guaranteed.

Harry Palmr

Mainly in my left eye























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BBDBB

Fatty diet = floaters

Poor Uncle Tom

It's the heavy water in the wesht, if ya shat horseshoes they'd float. Dilute the water in the bowl with some natural spring water next time before you offer your deposit, a couple of litres should do it......;)

Robsweezie

waffle stomp a bitch

Stravos Murphy

Throw some Lidl toilet paper down on top of the floaters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclAFJSvyWw

Beasty

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Mainly in my left eye

I get them in both. A laser can cause them to dissipate....

dusty207

Beasty wrote: »

I get them in both. A laser can cause them to dissipate....

Any details? Would appreciate!

Red Kev

Just give the chain a good hard yank a la Father Ted.

It's all in the wrist.

darkpagandeath

A pin.

Beasty

dusty207 wrote: »

Any details? Would appreciate!

"Floater" is a term for small specks that float across the field of vision in the fluid within the eye. They tend to affect older people which perhaps explains the posters who have mentioned them within this thread

KungPao

Mine rarely float.

Usually sinkers, splatters, or wherethe****itgoers.

Stravos Murphy

Ghosties? ^

darkpagandeath

Beasty wrote: »

"Floater" is a term for small specks that float across the field of vision in the fluid within the eye. They tend to affect older people which perhaps explains the posters who have mentioned them within this thread

Visual snow is a head wreaking idea. You don't really see it any more you are used to it.

Antar Bolaeisk

BBDBB wrote: »

Fatty diet = floaters

F for Fibre, F for Floaters (or so my Biology teacher was wont to say).

fizzypish

Pour a saucepan of water in the bowl while flushing or just mush it up with your hand if your an animal.

kunst nugget

There was the opposite issue in work recently where someone took a dump that sunk and clung to the bottom of the bowl for a full week like a rotten brown slug. It turned the water the colour of week tea for the whole week as well. However took that shíte has some serious issues.