What do you wish for?

Ferrari3600 · 22-01-2017 11:22pm #1

Personally I wish that I was a bottle of ketchup.

me_irl · 22-01-2017 11:23pm

I wish people wouldn't start threads high.

Johnboner · 22-01-2017 11:28pm

Immortality

DontThankMe · 22-01-2017 11:30pm

I wish for a 1,000,000 wishes.

Johnboner · 22-01-2017 11:31pm

DontThankMe wrote: »

I wish for a 1,000,000 wishes.

You obviously haven't read terms & conditions before ticking the agreement.

Colser · 22-01-2017 11:32pm

I wish I had booked a day off tomorrow..I really don't want to set my alarm for work.

DontThankMe · 22-01-2017 11:32pm

Johnboner wrote: »

You obviously haven't read terms & conditions before ticking the agreement.

I wish John could get a boner.

Summer wind · 22-01-2017 11:40pm

Good health for everyone.

Birneybau · 22-01-2017 11:40pm

World peace. And a lie in.

Capt'n Midnight · 22-01-2017 11:47pm

Johnboner wrote: »

Immortality

So what do you do on wet Sunday mornings ?

cantdecide · 23-01-2017 12:30am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI

highgiant1985 · 23-01-2017 12:31am

to win the lotto or come in to a large sum of money some how... ideally before tomorrow morning...

Steve · 23-01-2017 12:31am

God owes me a mercedes benz.

Waiting...........

PTH2009 · 23-01-2017 12:33am

For love but god has decided I don't fit into that category lol

gitzy16v · 23-01-2017 12:34am

To wake up tomorrow

MeeMoo · 23-01-2017 12:59am

To find a job as soon as possible.

Capt'n Midnight · 23-01-2017 9:30pm

Steve wrote: »

God owes me a mercedes benz.

Waiting...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGuJ34062s

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

KERSPLAT! · 23-01-2017 9:32pm

Too many things but all will come eventually!

Four Phucs Ache · 23-01-2017 9:34pm

I wish I bought a bigger shed.

Tom Mann Centuria · 23-01-2017 9:36pm

My wish? Give me an easy life and a peaceful death.

And another album by The Sundays.

Ferrari3600 · 23-01-2017 9:38pm

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

My wish? Give me an easy life and a peaceful death.

And another album by The Sundays.

There is talk of them releasing new music.

dartboardio · 23-01-2017 9:44pm

I wish i was the head chef of a nice restaurant I've worked my way up in for years.

Tom Mann Centuria · 23-01-2017 9:48pm

Ferrari3600 wrote: »

There is talk of them releasing new music.

They wrote new songs for the Infidel film soundtrack but not quite what I was hoping for!

Hope you're right though, it'd be fantastic.

Elemonator · 23-01-2017 9:50pm

I wish people wouldn't talk ****e, like the OP.

misstearheus · 24-01-2017 3:12am

A clean house please and thanks very much!

I need the Cleaning Fairies. I get a couple of rooms cleaned and then I am floored and can't do any more, and by the time I build up the motivation to go cleaning again, the same fricking rooms need to be cleaned again! :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:

entropi · 24-01-2017 3:47am

If I had 3 wishes:

1. I wish for all wishes to be considered independently.
2. I wish for only the absolute value of the remaining wishes to matter.
3. I wish for 1,000 fewer wishes.

JupiterKid · 24-01-2017 6:20am

Continued sobriety
A happy and contented life
A loving relationship - I have a lot of love to give
Inner peace:)

Mr Whom · 24-01-2017 6:21am

A good pair of baps to fondle to my hearts content

whoopsadoodles · 24-01-2017 6:25am

Mr Whom wrote: »

A good pair of baps to fondle to my hearts content

I'll put you in touch with a good surgeon. He's the best in the business.

Graces7 · 24-01-2017 6:41am

Today? that my close encounter with Social Welfare goes smoothly; WHY cannot they just forward the file from my last area re Rent Allowance? Same old same old every time ...poor trees suffer

That I get my car out more easily; it is a hard wriggle up here... Sheeting with rain too..

Jasmine_16 · 24-01-2017 10:24am

For a happy healthy baby. About to go for a scan due to a complication, I wish for it to go well

Winterlong · 24-01-2017 10:28am

Euromillions jackpot.
I have come to the realisation that I am not cut out for a lifetime of working. Free time would not be wasted on me.

Parchment · 24-01-2017 11:33am

-Health for me and my loved ones.
-World peace.
-Lots of money for me.
-An AC Cobra

Glenster · 24-01-2017 1:02pm

I wish to be a prince, to be rescued from drowning, and that the genie be set fee.

Hector Bellend · 24-01-2017 1:21pm

I wish I was a Billionaire with a 10 inch mickey.

Hector Bellend · 24-01-2017 1:24pm

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

_Kaiser_ · 24-01-2017 1:37pm

- I wish that I always had exactly €1 more than I needed, for anything I needed, whenever or as often as I needed it.

I was gonna list more but that would pretty much cover it. Money can't buy happiness but it can solve a lot of day-to-day stresses and issues leaving you time and energy to find that happiness

biko · 24-01-2017 1:48pm

Peace on earth

and my enemies dead

Academic · 24-01-2017 3:24pm

I'm with Steve Martin on this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXBfs2iLHRE

pragmatic1 · 24-01-2017 4:15pm

Contentment, but I don't think contentment lasts for humans.

I'd kill basically anyone for tonight's euromillions though.

Riddle101 · 24-01-2017 4:19pm

To be the smartest man on the planet "Knowledge is Power"

Hercule Poirot · 24-01-2017 4:40pm

Mr Whom wrote: »

A good pair of baps to fondle to my hearts content

My uncle runs a bakery if you're desperate?

Hercule Poirot · 24-01-2017 4:42pm

A dog - living in rented accommodation at the moment and I'm not allowed one (plus the gardens aren't dog-proof), but I long for the day I get my own place and have the joy of having a dog again

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