Describe the Hottie in your classroom/ place of work/locality

badabing106

So hot. Athletic legs. Cute as buttons ears and nose. Sparkly eyes. Silky chocolate hair. Seductively inappropriate clothing

artanevilla

Oh boy.

Grayson

Me. I'm the hottie.

bodice ripper

There are no hotties in this country. The word you were looking for is ride.

rarariot

She has pale skin, like cooked pasta. A wispy moustache, like a thirteen year old inner city ruffian. Legs, thick as barrels. Her hair glistens like a hot pan which is frying eggs. Her breath smells like Monster Munch.

pumpkin4life

badabing106 wrote: »

So hot. Athletic legs. Cute as buttons ears and nose. Sparkly eyes. Silky chocolate hair. Seductively inappropriate clothing

I'm reporting you to HR, you big pervy bastard.

Robsweezie

insecure, dont know what for, turning heads when they walk through the door.

corner of hells

badabing106 wrote: »

So hot. Athletic legs. Cute as buttons ears and nose. Sparkly eyes. Silky chocolate hair. Seductively inappropriate clothing

Apart from the clothing , that description could be a Springer Spaniel.

Ulysses Gaze

corner of hells wrote: »

Apart from the clothing , that description could be a Springer Spaniel.

Mr. FoggPatches

One of em has eyes as big as jolly ranchers. Beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl.

Stigura

This is actually rather sad. It's made me realise there is no 'Hottie' in my entire f**king sphere!

But, no. There's actually no woman I ever set eyes on that makes me think; " Phwooar!!! "

God. That's brutal!

oakshade

Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there...

ablelocks

her eyes, they shine like diamonds, you'd swear she was queen of the land, with her hair hung over her shoulder, tied up with a black velvet band.

if i've got this song stuck in my head all day, ye can have it too.

Irish Praetorian

Cute guy in the local super market, lovely swept forward black hair, sweetest blue eyes and what a pair of hams he has. And his butt isn't bad either!

user2011

Slim, blonde, Polish. Crazy hatter yoke, having a **** day, just pass her no worries after.

Elemonator

Stigura wrote: »

This is actually rather sad. It's made me realise there is no 'Hottie' in my entire f**king sphere!

But, no. There's actually no woman I ever set eyes on that makes me think; " Phwooar!!! "

God. That's brutal!

Join the club. I'm kind of apathetic to the whole relationship scene. I maintain a social life and then I prefer my company sometimes. Gives me time to think, stay in shape, practice instruments or just chill :cool:

AckwelFoley

I work with 2 men.

Neither of them I'd ride.

Therefore..


2 men I wouldn't ride
_____________________ X EMC2 = I IS HOTTIE

Me


Bulletproof

Barry Badrinath

AckwelFoley wrote: »

I work with 2 men.

Neither of them I'd ride.

Therefore..


2 men I wouldn't ride
_____________________ X EMC2 = I IS HOTTIE

Me


Bulletproof

That means the 2 men think youre the hottie.

You might be bulletproof but you arent 2 cocks proof.

Enjoy

Capt'n Midnight

As big as four cats and has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps. It's got magnets on it's tail, so if you're made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, it's got four arses"

smurfjed

Just spent the last week galavanting around with a total hottie, cute smile, great sense of humour, great body and totally off limits

El Weirdo

smurfjed wrote: »

Just spent the last week galavanting around with a total hottie, cute smile, great sense of humour, great body and totally off limits

Yore ma?

smurfjed

Maybe, if she was reincarnated as a 24 year old Moroccan flight attendant.