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Why should I hire you?

  • 10-01-2017 10:11pm
    #1
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


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    Well?


    .


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  • #2
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Because my dad went to school with your dad.


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My ability to communicate without the aid of google images or stupid gifs


  • #4
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My ability to communicate without the aid of google images or stupid gifs

    But...but...but you communicate by stupid music videos.


  • #5
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My ability to communicate without the aid of google images or stupid gifs

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  • #6
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I have naked pictures of your mother.


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  • #7
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Because I am the $hit


  • #8
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    stimpson wrote: »
    I have naked pictures of your mother.

    I have naked pictures of you


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    But...but...but you communicate by stupid music videos.

    Not while on duty Ma'am. :)


  • #10
    SCOOP 64
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,495 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Because you wont have to interview anybody else.


  • #11
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I have naked pictures of you

    Hi, Fr Douglas mother!


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  • #12
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I have naked pictures of you

    I have naked pictures of Joan Burton :(


  • #13
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,628 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    I have naked pictures of Joan Burton :(

    I have Joan Burton.


  • #14
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not while on duty Ma'am. :)

    I prefer m'lady, thankyouverymuch.

    :)


  • #15
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    stimpson wrote: »
    I have naked pictures of your mother.

    reality_the_apprentice_alan_sugar_4.jpg


  • #16
    Crosby Glamorous Rubber
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Crosby Glamorous Rubber


    Because I'm great


  • #17
    Elmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    I have Joan Burton.

    And I own the car that you're holding Joan Burton in... have car and clean driving licence.... only the car is surrounded by guards ... so any secure deliveries money and what not as long as the car has a former minister and the guards surrounding I pretty much have my own security team!


  • #18
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Because I'm great

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  • #19
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    I have Joan Burton.

    That's more of a reason to not hire you


  • #20
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


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  • #21
    Crosby Glamorous Rubber
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Crosby Glamorous Rubber


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    http://www.303rdbg.com/nored303.jpg

    happy-senior-man-giving-thumb-up-16618212.jpg


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  • #22
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    On The Apprentice?

    Coz I is like you SurAlun/Lawd Sugah.
    I came from a poor, poor family, didn't got nuffin' to my name. Got kicked out of school when I woz four coz I woz sellin my banana sandwiches for a fiver to de rich kidz, innit.
    I came up through the school of hard knocks but I can sell anythin to anywun. I'll sell you that chair you're sittin on. I'll sell you your fuzzy beard. I'll sell you the scowl on Karren Brady's face, or the knickers grumpy Claude has stuck up his arse. And I'll make you a profit doin' it!
    Coz I'm a geezer!!


  • #23
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,628 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    I just don't understand how everyone is posting pics in an after hours thread.


  • #24
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,637 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Because I play Gaa for me county!!*















    *I don't really. I hate Gaa.


  • #25
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    I just don't understand how everyone is posting pics in an after hours thread.

    New thing. I wonder have they regretted letting people do it yet?


  • #26
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,628 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    New thing. I wonder have they regretted letting people do it yet?

    I'm gonna dump my finest porn gifs just to ruin it for everyone...Because I'm the type of guy who would do that...And also the type of guy that has a hard drive full of porn gifs.


  • #27
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    And also the type of guy that has a hard drive full of porn gifs.

    So you're just a guy then.


  • #28
    quadrifoglio verde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭quadrifoglio verde


    Throw the question back at them
    Why do you want to hire me?


  • #29
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    I'm gonna dump my finest porn gifs just to ruin it for everyone...Because I'm the type of guy who would do that...And also the type of guy that has a hard drive full of porn gifs.

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  • #30
    Boggy Turf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭Boggy Turf


    I am a snowflake


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  • #31
    Clarebelly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 250 ✭✭Clarebelly


    Because my ould lad was Gerry Ryan.


  • #32
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    It's not what I know, it's who I know, now giz a job.


  • #33
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Clarebelly wrote: »
    Because my ould lad was Gerry Ryan.

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  • #34
    snowbabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    That's more of a reason to not hire you

    He actually meant "had" ,would that make a difference?


  • #35
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,351 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Because I have video of you getting prostitutes to perform a golden shower show in Barack Obama's hotel room.


  • #36
    Bambi985
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    Because blowjobs


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  • #37
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    I just don't understand how everyone is posting pics in an after hours thread.

    We flipped the switch on it this morning for a one month trial.


  • #38
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    5214.jpg


    Well?

    .




  • #39
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,351 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Peregrine wrote: »
    We flipped the switch on it this morning for a one month trial.

    ohnoyoudidnt.jpg


  • #40
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl




  • #41
    ChikiChiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    Because I'm great. In fact I'm greater than everyone else in this thread including you OP. You might aswell resign and hand over the reigns.


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  • #42
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Well it's like this.
    https://youtu.be/Jtt2Rb9T6-E


  • #43
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath




  • #44
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Peregrine wrote: »
    We flipped the switch on it this morning for a one month trial.

    OJhA80Z.gif


  • #45
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    I just don't understand how everyone is posting pics in an after hours thread.

    Pictures?? Damn it! I thought they were YouTube videos that wouldn't play.


  • #46
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    Pictures?? Damn it! I thought they were YouTube videos that wouldn't play.

    Somebody let the mad admins at the AH settings.


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