Do you use Suppositiries

uch

I just stuck a bullit where the sun doesn't shine to ease the oul grapes, and now I can't fart in case I destroy me knickers, does anyone else use them or have recommendations on my next step ?

frag420

uch wrote: »

I just stuck a bullit where the sun doesn't shine to ease the oul grapes, and now I can't fart in case I destroy me knickers, does anyone else use them or have recommendations on my next step ?

Nah, they are shît!

maudgonner

I remember when you just used to post about cake, uch!


(Of course maybe that's what got you into this state...)

Victor Meldrew

Clench for 30 mins at least, you can fart, but it is always a tense moment.

If you are a coward, you can wad up your kacks with kitchen roll.

It can get messy and you can't re-dose as that would be doubling up on the meds....

Miss Demeanour

I do in me arse.....they're crap.

byte

For all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up me arse!

mzungu

uch wrote: »

I just stuck a bullit where the sun doesn't shine to ease the oul grapes, and now I can't fart in case I destroy me knickers, does anyone else use them or have recommendations on my next step ?

Just don't stray too far from the jacks.

Rumpy Pumpy

OP, might be a good idea to remove the foil wrapping first....

Armchair Andy

And rolling pin handy in the kitchen OP?

failinis

Thankfully not had to use them in years but I remember it saying to lay on your side for maybe 15mins or so after putting them in?

oneilla

Senna/Senokot moves things along. Andrews salts draws liquid into the bowel. Lactulose will too but results in a more explosive outcome. A suppository is supposed to be more instant acting. The others take a day or more to work.

harry Bailey esq

I do in me hole....

oneilla

oneilla wrote: »

Senna/Senokot moves things along. Andrews salts draws liquid into the bowel. Lactulose will too but results in a more explosive outcome. A suppository is supposed to be more instant acting. The others take a day or more to work.

Confusing suppositories and enemas there, I think.

oneilla

Candie wrote: »

Confusing suppositories and enemas there, I think.

I might be confusing my own experience granted. Had a suppository because I was on opioids. Moved things along in about 15 minutes. Never had an enema.

oneilla

Also, strongly brewed coffee will move things along in normal circumstances.

uch

oneilla wrote: »

Also, strongly brewed coffee will move things along in normal circumstances.

Don't need to move anything along, already have a scaldy hole thanks

uch

Victor Meldrew wrote: »

Clench for 30 mins at least, you can fart, but it is always a tense moment.

If you are a coward, you can wad up your kacks with kitchen roll.

It can get messy and you can't re-dose as that would be doubling up on the meds....

A man speaking from experience, I followed your advice and clenched, had a few scary moments and my jocks are now white in the gusset area, but as you said, I can fart, thank you my friend