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Man flu v2.1

  • 05-01-2017 8:45pm
    #1
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭


    So, who else is dying from this heavy cold thing that everyone seems to have?

    Nose is running, eyes are watering, throat is sore. Was asked a few times today was I crying/was I alright! The missus is the same and 1 of the kids is smothering aswell. I'd be useless during the plague. All I want is my bed and maybe some sweet loving. But she's sick. And I'm using my socks to keep my feet warm.


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  • #2
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭gifted


    The wife and kids will survive my friend....it's you that should be worried...you as a man are more susceptible to the most dangerous illness known to humans and that is the man flu...stay in bed...hotline to doctor...hotline to family....and have the local priest on standby by....be strong...you'll hopefully pull through this...


  • #3
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Doctor came out to the house about 5 minutes ago. Checked my prostate while he was.

    BRB, knock at the door.

    Edit: Doctor just arrived. Who the fukc was that guy earlier!


  • #4
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭gifted


    That my friend was the grim reaper...be prepared lol lol


  • #5
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    gifted wrote: »
    That my friend was the grim reaper...be prepared lol lol

    More of a rim reefer if I'm being honest


  • #6
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    [Rant]Just in case anyone wonders why men are less likely to go to the doctor with symptoms of what could be serious illness, and hence more likely to die, I give you exhibit 1: man-flu. A media concoction gleefully pounced on and peddled by the masses portraying men as helpless wimps who exaggerate symptoms and can't deal with a widdle-widdle bit of illness. And men are amongst the worst at peddling this[/rant]


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