Things you knew you shouldnt have seen/things you wish you could unsee

Specialun

I decided to take the puppy to the woods this morning, bascaily to run the sh!t outta her so she would let me in peace to watch the racing/darts

I was deep into the woods and what do i come across only some fella squatting down, clearly going for a dump. Once he spotted me there was a 3 second freeze of wtf do i do here, do i just casually walk away.he must have been out camping or at least i hope..what was he going to wipe with ugghhh

Neways AH is there things you wish you could unsee or things you knew fcuk i wasnt suppose to see that

I was in the woods yesterday going for a dump when I saw a puppy run out of a bush, and I could see the owner still in there, staring at me, breathing heavily and...touching himself...

me_irl

Sausage Party.

If a man shíts in the woods and there is no one around to see it, did it really happen?

me_irl

Deleted User wrote: »

If a man shíts in the woods and there is no one around to see it, did it really happen?

*sound of one hand clapping*

me_irl

me_irl wrote: »

*sound of one hand clapping*

Probably one more than i deserve...:D

marcbrophy

Does the pope shít in the woods?

me_irl

marcbrophy wrote: »

Does the pope shít in the woods?

Is a bear catholic?

Encountering my elderly grandfather sauntering up the corridor from the bathroom in the early morning, starkers apart from a towel expertly wrapped around his almost completely bald head.

Oodoov

So let me get this straight OP. You were in the woods having a w a nk and spotted a man going for a dump. Embarrassing for you both really tbh.

Tomagotchye

I was on the bridge once over at NUIG once, looked down into a slightly bushy area by the river and there was a woman taking a standing ****e. Rank altogether. I shook my head in disgust and she just shook her arse.

Bathroom not 25 meters away in the gym. Goes to show you.

sashafierce

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Specialun

Oodoov wrote: »

So let me get this straight OP. You were in the woods having a w a nk and spotted a man going for a dump. Embarrassing for you both really tbh.

Didnt have the time..the dog would be gone..shes too fast

One_Of_Shanks

Was playing hide and seek with my cousins as a kid and my Aunt decided to make a quick dash across the landing to the bathroom while completely naked.

Unfortunately I was hiding in the bath tub and thought my cousin had found me. So I jumped up out of the bath just as my Aunt came running into the bathroom, her breasts were bouncing around.
It was the first time I had seen a woman naked. Just had to be my feckin Aunt!


Walked in on my folks having sex when I was a teenager. That was much, much worse.


Saw a man vomit up a bag of chips outside a pub and then scoop it all up off the ground and eat it again. I still feel sick when I think about it.

me_irl

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

Saw a man vomit up a bag of chips outside a pub and then scoop it all up off the ground and eat it again. I still feel sick when I think about it.

Oh feckin' hell. This has opened a Vietnam-like flashback! (OK, not THAT bad!).

When I was a chung fleh, I went out with friends for new years. I wasn't drinking that much (and I distinctly remember the barman slagging me off for ordering a pint of water...cúnt).

Anyways, there was free food being handed out and I witnessed a very drunk girl pick up the already eaten chicken wings and chew on the bones. Gristle n'all. I think I saw her being carried out ten minutes later.

*eugh*

D3V!L

I once saw a man eat his own head

One_Of_Shanks

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

Was playing hide and seek with my cousins as a kid and my Aunt decided to make a quick dash across the landing to the bathroom while completely naked.

Unfortunately I was hiding in the bath tub and thought my cousin had found me. So I jumped up out of the bath just as my Aunt came running into the bathroom, her breasts were bouncing around.
It was the first time I had seen a woman naked. Just had to be my feckin Aunt!


Walked in on my folks having sex when I was a teenager. That was much, much worse.


Saw a man vomit up a bag of chips outside a pub and then scoop it all up off the ground and eat it again. I still feel sick when I think about it.

i wish i could unsee this post

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I saw many things I wish I could erase from my memory. The worse were the bodies of two young people immediately after a car crash as we tried to get a third injured person out of the vehicle. Another was a mother trying to revive a baby, under a year old, after a cot death. Seeing children weak from hunger while others died around them kind of stays with you too.

Someone taking a dump or throwing up, is nothing.