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Ice cream intolerance

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  • 27-12-2016 5:39pm
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    mansize
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    Today, please spare a thought for straight men everywhere that can't eat ice-cream cos... well Dick Hammond said so... talk about lactose intolerant...

    Ben and Jerrys, Hagan Das and HB ftw...


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    [Deleted User]
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    I suffer badly from this, anything more than a few litres and i start to struggle


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    The_Valeyard
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    What is this iced cream you speak of?


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    mansize
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    What is this iced cream you speak of?

    Heaven, the second best creamy thing to swallow... after Butlers Hot Chocolate


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    The_Valeyard
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    mansize wrote: »
    Heaven, the second best creamy thing to swallow... after Butlers Hot Chocolate

    And I'm really enjoying this so called...iced cream!


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    hannible the cannible
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    mansize wrote: »
    Today, please spare a thought for straight men everywhere that can't eat ice-cream cos... well Dick Hammond said so... talk about lactose intolerant...

    Ben and Jerrys, Hagan Das and HB ftw...

    Why only straight men , do the twisted ones ever get it ?


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    biko
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    Not entirely sure what this thread is about


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    irishproduce
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    If you go to google.ie and type in Richard Hammond, excluding the wiki link, the first three results will tell you that some left leaning sources of information are upset about something, you can guess the rest


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    The_Valeyard
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    biko wrote: »
    Not entirely sure what this thread is about

    If it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty! And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars, then I'm guilty of that too! And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then I'll soon be guilty of that too!


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    HalloweenJack
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    Top Gear lads being controversial. Why am I not surprised?


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    Vic_08
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    biko wrote: »
    Not entirely sure what this thread is about

    Man on internet tells not very funny joke.


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    Red Kev
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    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Top Gear lads being controversial. Why am I not surprised?


    More like:

    Top Gear lad tries hard to be controversial to get some attention and ends up looking like a bit of a twat. The comment was funny in the style of Mrs Browns Boys being funny. Even Clarkson and May were a bit dumbfounded at it.

    What's almost worse is the claimed "outrage" from certain people and groups.

    It was screened on Friday, so looks like a slow news day when that has to be regurgitated.


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    #13
    mansize
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7CPqZO_IDU


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    Hande hoche!
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    Must get around to watching the Grand Tour.


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    Yourself isit
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    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Must get around to watching the Grand Tour.

    Well that's the reason for #gayicecreamgate. Publicity.


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    Hande hoche!
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    Yourself isit wrote: »
    Well that's the reason for #gayicecreamgate. Publicity.

    In fairness to the OP, it's quite a clever thread title.


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    mansize
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    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    In fairness to the OP, it's quite a clever thread title.

    Danke


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    Birneybau
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    biko wrote: »
    Not entirely sure what this thread is about

    Richard (the twat) Hammond alluded to ice cream being gay somehow. The little weirdo.


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    Hande hoche!
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    Chances of someone posting a Stewart Lee clip in this thread?


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    Annasopra
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    biko wrote: »
    Not entirely sure what this thread is about

    Alpro ice cream

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    Fr_Dougal
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    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Alpro ice cream

    No, that's not it.

    The ice cream is a metaphor for Appollo House. 🤔


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