Describe your tae toast ritual

A Battered Mars Bar

Boil kettle. Pour boiling water into the mug and leave to heat for 1 minute.

Throw two cuts of bread into the toaster.

Reboil kettle. Pour out hot water from mug. Tae bag in. Freshly boiled water on top.

Grab spoon. Pour hot water over the spoon until heated. Stir tae bag and squeeze twice.

Grab toast. Apply lashings of butter.

Stir tae again. Squeeze bag thoroughly. Take out and dispose of bag. Drop of milk and final stir.

Bon appetate

The_Valeyard

Get lukewarm cup of tea.

Throw at face of OP.

Watch him run around in mild discomfort.

Stops him posting silly threads.

Job done.

Smile.

OldMrBrennan83

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A Battered Mars Bar

Patww79 wrote: »

I can't make tea strong enough so I skip that. My toast needs to be put on half an hour in advance so it's fully cold and I can plaster it with butter.

Oooooh ya. Plaster with butter. I like that.

biko

Shout "Mammy, can I have a cup of tea please?!"

Cup arrives, sorted

hairyslug

Boil water,
Wait 30sec
Put bread in toaster.
Get my **** together (plate, milk, butter, knife, spoon, sugar)
Toast pops, (I prefer it half raw)
Cover it in butter
By now water is boiled.
Heat cup, make tea (teabag in and out, sugar, milk in that order)
Eat and then drink

OldMrBrennan83

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Boil kettle and put down toast.

When toast is done butter it and reboil kettle. Sometimes give the mug a quick rince with hot water othertimes not. Full mug with water, get tea bag and dip in a out of mug for 10 seconds or so and then throw in bin (saves using a spoon if you keep a hold of the teabag). Add plenty of milk and enjoy.

Also if toast isn't basically burned put it down again, noting worse than the "warm bread" some people pass off as toast.

Lady Haywire

Put toast down.
Take kettle off range where 80% of the time it's boiling or just off boiling. If just off boiling put on the gas hob for 20 seconds.
Teabag in mug and pour water over, leave to steep while I refill kettle and put back on range. Poke teabag with spoon for ages, then find low fat milk in the fridge (don't really like tea made with full fat milk, yet I can't taste the difference with teabag brands) Sometimes remove teabag, sometimes leave it in.
Slurp hot tea while I find a knife and butter toast, using the table as a plate.
Brush crumbs onto floor and leave kitchen.

The Backwards Man

Fcuk tae bags in bin

Make Korean instant coffee

Make toast

Happy days

diomed

Put on the kettle.
Look out the window.
The pigeons ate all the seed I left out. Get some more seed. Scatter seed.
Check the seed feeders for the small birds.
Come back in.
Kettle is boiled, throw tea bag in mug, pour in water.
Did I eat all the biscuits? I'm in luck, there's a few left.
Go back to bed, read book.

PhoenixParker

Boil kettle to make tea.
Contemplate making toast but decide not hungry so no point.
Make tea.
Drink two sups.
Decide toast is necessary after all.
Put two slices in toaster.
Finish tea while waiting.
Butter toast.
Realise the toast needs tea.
Boil kettle to make tea.
Finish toast while waiting.
Return to step 2.

Repeat until tea and toast line up appropriately.

maudgonner

biko wrote: »

Shout "Mammy, can I have a cup of tea please?!"

Cup arrives, sorted

She doesn't bring you toast as well? :eek:

Feckin' hell, that's just not good enough. You should put yourself up for adoption.

SEPT 23 1989

I leave the bag in the cup

Galway_Old_Man

Eat the toast (with peanut butter on it) while I make the tea.

Agricola

Jaysus, when they say the time between Christmas and New Year is a dead week, they weren't joking.

hairyslug

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I leave the bag in the cup

You monster

5starpool

Patww79 wrote: »

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Cold toast with cold butter is horrible. If the toast isn't hot enough to melt the butter I put it back on top of the toaster for 30 seconds to heat it up and melt the butter.

OldMrBrennan83

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Junkyard Tom

Boil the bread. Pour water over toaster. House burns down. Police ask questions. Insurance money.