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Guinness

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  • 27-12-2016 12:35am
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    A Battered Mars Bar
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    Sure they may as well call it guinness with added blackcurrant now.

    Ah be gone are the good old days. You could spit your porter into your glass after a slug and be grand.


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    The_Valeyard
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Sure they may as well call it guinness with added blackcurrant now.

    Ah be gone are the good old days. You could spit your porter into your glass after a slug and be grand.

    No.


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    #3
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    No.

    How are ya Val. You must have me on alerts?? Guaranteed an ol response from my ol pal Val eh Val me ol pal


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    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Go drunk you're home.


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    The_Valeyard
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    How are ya Val. You must have me on alerts?? Guaranteed an ol response from my ol pal Val eh Val me ol pal

    Once again...

    No.


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    Turtyturd
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    Didn't get your own question thread for Christmas?....always next year.


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    Tigger
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    How are ya Val. You must have me on alerts?? Guaranteed an ol response from my ol pal Val eh Val me ol pal

    You smell funny ,


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    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Once again...

    No.

    Ah val. Ah now val. Val come on val. You know me val. Never, never let you down pal. Eh val. Come on val!! Ffs val dont do this to me! Val????? Vallllllll???????


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    A Battered Mars Bar
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Ah val. Ah now val. Val come on val. You know me val. Never, never let you down pal. Eh val. Come on val!! Ffs val dont do this to me! Val????? Vallllllll???????

    I'm sorry val :(


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    Tigger
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    Lol


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    D0NNELLY
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    Tigger wrote: »
    Lol

    Easily entertained


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    The_Valeyard
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    I'm sorry val :(

    A drunk mint Aero ends up a battered Mars bar


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    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    A drunk mint Aero ends up a battered Mars bar

    Ah!!! We have it! Val!! Let it go! Mint aero. Yes was a brilliant poster with legions of fans. But the organisation is now a battered Mars bar val. You can't continue with this guerrilla war! Mint aero is history. A battered Mars bar is where your loyalty lies now


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    Tigger
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    D0NNELLY wrote: »
    Easily entertained

    Tell
    Me a joke


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Would always be considered as a 'drinkers' drink. Pint of smoothy cream black porter. A man's drink.

    They tried to introduce a version to get the women drinking it in the 80s.

    Guinness Light. It went down a like a lead zeppelin, nobody drank it. A complete disaster.


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    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Down in the small town, in the direction I never have call to go; There's a pub down there, sells the finest f**king pint of Guinness I've ever tasted!

    This, I believe, is because the landlord must have told Black Van Man to f**k off and leave his kegs unchilled. I believe serving it near to ice cold is what destroys Guinness these days.

    That said; I'm sat here, quietly enjoying a crafty pint of my home brewed, kit, stout. It's served at about 22c and it's ..... Oh, it's just beyond my powers of description! This stuff in un f**king believable!

    Put it in the fridge for a day though? Bet it would just taste like cold liquid. Same as most Guinness served in pubs today :(


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    A Battered Mars Bar
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    Eh lads??? I'm talking about the cans. Did ye think I was outside?? Like drinking in an actual pub? And what???? Dining with who? Heh. Cans lads cans.


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    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Do ye keep ye cans in the fridge?


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    endacl
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    A drunk mint Aero ends up a battered Mars bar

    Mint Aero is gone? So I have to add this one to the ol' ignore list?


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    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    endacl wrote: »
    Mint Aero is gone? So I have to add this one to the ol' ignore list?

    banned[\b]


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    A Battered Mars Bar
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    Stigura wrote: »
    Do ye keep ye cans in the fridge?

    Fridge? What am I?? Out back in the spare room. T'is colder than any fridge.


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    Mongfinder General
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    That drink is pure scruff. The smell of that stuff when it comes out of your arse is disgusting.


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    J.pilkington
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Fridge? What am I?? Out back in the spare room. T'is colder than any fridge.

    You shouldn't be drinking in bed, you'll fall asleep and spill the cans everywhere like you said you did in the other thread


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    Stigura
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    Bored.


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    me_irl
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    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    That drink is pure scruff. The smell of that stuff when it comes out of your arse is disgusting.

    What, and your sh*tes smell like roses?

    Gerrawayouttadat! :pac:


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Eh lads??? I'm talking about the cans. Did ye think I was outside?? Like drinking in an actual pub? And what???? Dining with who? Heh. Cans lads cans.

    Ah sure cans are cans, nice having them in the old pint glass at home. Never the same as a pint of draft though in my opinion.

    I was having a few down in Dublin tonight and it was like mothers milk.

    Real porter, straight from the 'Gate', aka Mecca.


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    #27
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Stigura wrote: »
    Bored.

    No, Boards.


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    Mongfinder General
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    me_irl wrote: »
    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    That drink is pure scruff. The smell of that stuff when it comes out of your arse is disgusting.

    What, and your sh*tes smell like roses?

    Gerrawayouttadat! :pac:

    You can pebble dash your house with a Guinness ****e. I'm going to call green peace on your arse


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    #29
    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    me_irl wrote: »
    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    That drink is pure scruff. The smell of that stuff when it comes out of your arse is disgusting.

    What, and your sh*tes smell like roses?

    Gerrawayouttadat! :pac:

    You can pebble dash your house with a Guinness ****e. I'm going to call green peace on your arse


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