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The AH Christmas flirting thread

  • 24-12-2016 11:16pm
    #1
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭


    Hi there.

    There's something wrong with my phone.

    It doesn't have your number in it.


Comments

  • #2
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Do YOU come with the car?


  • #3
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    It's in the phone book.

    I don't know your name.

    That's in the phone book too.


  • #4
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Would you like to see my altar?


  • #5
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    Ive a funny feeling that 95% of the posts in this thread will be from men and we'll be flirting with ourselves lads.


  • #6
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Nice dress..that would look great on my floor


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  • #7
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Is that my Christmas present in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me? ;)


  • #8
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    Is that my Christmas present in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me? ;)


    I think I've found one lads!


  • #9
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Giz a chip.
    It worked , I ended up marrying her.


  • #10
    Tauriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,564 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    If you were a door, I would be banging on you all night long :o


  • #11
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    I've a horn, can you blow it

    21/25



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  • #12
    Joeseph Balls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    Wanna go halfs on a bastard?
    Cool down laydeez, I'm taken.


  • #13
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Is your Father a plumber? Because you've legs like a piano.


  • #14
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I left the money on the dresser.


  • #15
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Is that someone banging on my door,
    or someone knocking at my hoop,
    can't be sure.

    Is that you wiping the windows dry,
    are you afraid to come in,
    are you shy?

    You know it's Christmas
    When Santa comes a-calling,
    He's come into a small hole,
    just to appear charming.


  • #16
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Is that someone banging on my door,
    or someone knocking at my hoop,
    can't be sure.

    Is that you wiping the windows dry,
    are you afraid to come in,
    are you shy?

    You know it's Christmas
    When Santa comes a-calling,
    He's come into a small hole,
    just to appear charming.

    That arts degree really paid off, eh? :P


  • #17
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Ficheall wrote: »
    That arts degree really paid off, eh? :P

    :pac::pac:

    I know. I did another degree and MA though in 'how to post in forums'.


  • #18
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    How would you like to be buried with my people?


  • #19
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    sligojoek wrote: »
    How would you like to be buried with my people?

    Are you an Indian Chief?


  • #20
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised hopefully.


  • #21
    elstingeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭elstingeo


    I wouldn't kick you out of the bed for eating a pack of Tayto.


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  • #22
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    'The Queen's passed away and they're figuring out how to break the news in a day or two. Going to make Christmas celebrations rather awkward for the Royal family from here, hey wha?'

    That counts.... Right?


  • #23
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Your physical appearance is acceptable to me.
    Let us copulate.


  • #24
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    Who wants to eat out my ass??
    Am I doing this right?


  • #25
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,077 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    You and me, babe: how about it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC95MEenIxA

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #26
    9or10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    I think this was Phil Lynott's.

    "Is there any Irish in you?"
    "Do you want some?"


  • #27
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    9or10 wrote: »
    I think this was Phil Lynott's.

    "Is there any Irish in you?"
    "Do you want some?"

    Oliver Reed said it to Kay Burley

    For the day that's in it....'Hi I'm Santa, where can i empty my sack"?


  • #28
    Train Dragon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Oliver Reed said it to Kay Burley

    I really hope that's true.


  • #29
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Train Dragon wrote: »
    I really hope that's true.

    It is ...She was heavily pregnant too at the time!


  • #30
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    9or10 wrote:
    "Is there any Irish in you?" "Do you want some?"


    "Anybody here with a bit of Irish in them?Any of the girls want a bit more Irish in them?"

    Probably the sexiest line imo..gets me every time.


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  • #31
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    "Got this watch from a mate in the secret service. Its got a tiny x-ray built in. " - Wave watch in vicinity of object of your desire - "It tells me that you are not wearing any underwear!"
    "Ah, but I am wearing underwear" says the girl.
    -taps watch- "Bloody thing is 5 minutes fast!"


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