€500 voucher, what to spend it on?

The One Doctor

My boss handed out €500 vouchers to everyone today after a good year. I'm a very boring guy with a fiance and a two year old with all the presents already bought. Any ideas on how to use it? Serious replies not appreciated. I like:

Beer
Computers
Food
My family
Science, aviation and space
Remote control planes.

See? Boring stuff.

Timberrrrrrrr

A new chainsaw just in time for the zombie apocalypse

Loveinapril

Buy wedding things!


Edit- just saw the note about serious replies.

Have a little hotel break and make another baby. That will waste your €500 in no time!

Spanish Eyes

Where can you use the voucher? Might be a good start for suggestions!

Ted_YNWA

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

A new chainsaw just in time for the zombie apocalypse

Good username & post combo

HandsomeDan

You can get a woman these days for a little as €50 per half hour. A gramme of coke for a tonne, and you're set for the night, Trump style.

Although, for the authentic Trump experience, the girl will need to be underage. And also, you'll need to beat your wife up when you get home.

Happy Xmas!

super_furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsABTmT1_M0

The One Doctor

HandsomeDan wrote: »

You can get a woman these days for a little as €50 per half hour. A gramme of coke for a tonne, and you're set for the night, Trump style.

Although, for the authentic Trump experience, the girl will need to be underage. And also, you'll need to beat your wife up when you get home.

Happy Xmas!

I'm a big fan of hookers and coke. Is the wife eating mandatory?

RossieMan

Wife eating is a whole other ball game.

Ulysses Gaze

The One Doctor wrote: »

My boss handed out €500 vouchers to everyone today after a good year. I'm a very boring guy with a fiance and a two year old with all the presents already bought. Any ideas on how to use it? Serious replies not appreciated. I like:

Beer
Computers
Food
My family
Science, aviation and space
Remote control planes.

See? Boring stuff.

That plank with rocks people were talking about on another thread costs €360.

You'd still have €140 for a bit of coke, a bottle of Blue Nun and two hookers as well.

LeinsterDub

A different 500 euro voucher

Blazer

I spend all mine on grocery shopping for the family...now its all gone and I regret it bitterly..I should have spend it all on myself and I would have appreciated more than the kids and the missus..never again!!!!

Mise

Liamario

Where do you live, so I can have a good look at the voucher.