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Drink Driving at Christmas. (A warning)

  • 23-12-2016 12:54pm
    #1
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭


    A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the cops are out there checking on people.

    Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then went onto the spirits,(a good idea at the time) bourbon and coke just does it for me though.

    Anyway, knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave me car there and took a taxi home.
    Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and doing breath and other sobriety tests at the roadside.

    Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi in me life before and I'm not even sure where the hell I got it from...

    Be careful out there folks. Lots of idiots around.


Comments

  • #2
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,770 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    There is a simple rule.
    If you drink, don't drive.
    If you drive, don't drink.

    Anyway that is what you did.


  • #3
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    I like cake.


  • #4
    allthedoyles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    Problem is drink changes mentality and people lose inhibitions . Its best to make decision when sober to put the car keys away in safe place before going for a pint .


  • #5
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »
    Read it again...

    He didn't have a go at the OP.


  • #6
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    He didn't have a go at the OP.

    Copped that after :D


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    They don't get the nordie, I mean Aussie, humour Alf.


  • #8
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,770 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Give me that original post please :pac:


  • #9
    holy guacamole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭holy guacamole


    What did you do with the taxi this morning?

    Any chance of a lift to Kilkenny?


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    'Twas a great night Alf, you owe me a bourbon and coke though. Anyway, saw your post and figured I'd burst the bag so avoided the top of the road and drove the long way around, singing all the way. You on for the cure later?


  • #11
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Jokes better if you took a bus home. Saying you've never driven a taxi before doesn't make sense.


    #killjoy


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  • #12
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Where'd you get that one? Match Mag?


  • #13
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,294 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE :mad:



    - take some weed and fly

    - use a #2 putter


  • #14
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They don't get the nordie, I mean Aussie, humour Alf.

    S'alright mate, im in the Nordie Territory!


  • #15
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Alf Stewart. wrote: »
    Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi in me life before and I'm not even sure where the hell I got it from...
    That was the magic Christmas taxi that brings drunks home around the Christmas period. The rest of the year he's a troll that eats children. Nice guy.


  • #16
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    RobertKK wrote: »
    There is a simple rule.
    If you drink, don't drive.
    If you drive, don't drink.

    Anyway that is what you did.


    You can drink and drive as long as it isn't alcohol ;)


  • #17
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Alf Stewart. wrote: »
    A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the cops are out there checking on people.

    WTF ?!?!?!?


    Be careful as the cops are out checking on people ?
    Thats a fecking scandalous attitude.

    Be careful about drinking and driving all right - but you shouldnt do it, because it is irresponsible and a serious danger to yourself and everyone else.


  • #18
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »
    WTF ?!?!?!?


    Be careful as the cops are out checking on people ?
    Thats a fecking scandalous attitude.

    Be careful about drinking and driving all right - but you shouldnt do it, because it is irresponsible and a serious danger to yourself and everyone else.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_jhDzMFJoQ


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