Sinner atone

Atari Jaguar

It's almost Christmas. A time for joy or that. Now we are all human, so we've all been at one point in the last year a bit of a jackass to at least one person. This is your chance to say your sorry, confess your sins and AH will forgive ridicule you.

Maybe you didn't help Mammy hang out the laundry like you promised.
Maybe you didn't help your da with his ship in a bottle.
Maybe you didn't pay Jermaine back for his drugs.
Or maybe you shot the Guniea Pig.

Whatever is confess your sins and Santa might still come!


Mine is starting this thread. Sorry AH.

me_irl

Telling OP he/she spelled "Jaguar" wrong.

uch

I apologise for being so feckin gorgeous

Atari Jaguar

me_irl wrote: »

Telling OP he/she spelled "Jaguar" wrong.

YOU SHUT UP SOMEONE TOOK THAT NAME 14 YEARS AGO AND HASNT LOGGED IN SINCE.

THEY MADE 2 POSTS.

2!

me_irl

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

YOU SHUT UP SOMEONE TOOK THAT NAME 14 YEARS AGO AND HASNT LOGGED IN SINCE.

THEY MADE 2 POSTS.

2!

You bringing the deadly sin 'anger' in to this thread!? :pac:

Cortina_MK_IV

Or maybe you shot the Guniea Pig.

Is that a euphemism?

mansize

I had an orgy with 7 guys in Switzerland

Sorry, not sorry.

Barry Badrinath

mansize wrote: »

I had an orgy with 7 guys in Switzerland

Sorry, not sorry.

Are you Snow White?

mansize

Frosty McGiggleshaft wrote: »

Are you Snow White?

No, red hot! well my dick was lol :P

nelly17

I think I seen that movie

me_irl

nelly17 wrote: »

I think I seen that movie

Yeah, Animal Farm starring Mr Hands.

dashoonage

I apologize to absolutely ****ing no one.

mansize

dashoonage wrote: »

I apologize to absolutely ****ing no one.

Good man Conor!

ScumLord

Everyone I upset deserved it.

dashoonage

mansize wrote: »

Good man Conor!

who da fook is that guy!

Barry Badrinath

mansize wrote: »

No, red hot! well my dick was lol :P

Ah, a Toblerbone party.

Okay.

Cortina_MK_IV

Knoberalone more like...

I woke up earlier, went to the kitchen to toast some muffins (not a euphemism) and make tea for myself and the chap while he stayed in bed, since he worked late.

Four muffins in the bag, two each. I love muffins. More than I love money.

Got the butter out, boiled the water, put the blackberry jelly on the tray, teabags in the pot etc. Two muffins, spilt in half and toasted. Ate both.

Put the last two on to toast. Spread with butter and jelly, pour tea, bring tray into the chap. Tell him there was only two muffins left but he can have half of mine, because that's how generous I am (I've no shame).

Lies, deception and greed, and all before I'm up a half hour.

Feel bad about eating the head of a guy who phoned from the bank and promised he wasn't trying to sell me anything but he was, when i hung up thought he's only doing his job and it must be fairly soul destroying spending the day phoning people in the hope they will buy insurance or what ever off you,
and other drivers on the road that I got annoyed at unless they deserve it, and guilty that I don't visit an old aunt more often who is niceness its self and would love a visit. I am sure there are a few other thing to feel guilty about as well.

Cortina_MK_IV

Candie wrote: »

I woke up earlier, went to the kitchen to toast some muffins (not a euphemism) and make tea for myself and the chap while he stayed in bed, since he worked late.

<snip>

Nothing like a nice warm muffin on a cold December evening.

DEFTLEFTHAND

mariaalice wrote: »

Feel bad about eating the head of a guy who phoned from the bank and promised he wasn't trying to sell me anything but he was, when i hung up thought he's only doing his job and it must be fairly soul destroying spending the day phoning people in the hope they will buy insurance or what ever off you,
and other drivers on the road that I got annoyed at unless they deserve it, and guilty that I don't visit an old aunt more often who is niceness its self and would love a visit. I am sure there are a few other thing to feel guilty about as well.

I get like that too. I'm incredibly uptight and can lose my temper very quickly.

I always feel bad afterwards for the people I got angry with.

I also don't visit elderly relatives as it so happens.

DEFTLEFTHAND

mariaalice wrote: »

Feel bad about eating the head of a guy who phoned from the bank and promised he wasn't trying to sell me anything but he was, when i hung up thought he's only doing his job and it must be fairly soul destroying spending the day phoning people in the hope they will buy insurance or what ever off you,
and other drivers on the road that I got annoyed at unless they deserve it, and guilty that I don't visit an old aunt more often who is niceness its self and would love a visit. I am sure there are a few other thing to feel guilty about as well.

I get like that too. I'm incredibly uptight and can lose my temper very quickly.

I always feel bad afterwards for the people who I got angry with.

I also don't visit elderly relatives as it so happens.

Outlaw Pete

Told a lesbian I was a gay woman trapped in man's body just so she would sleep with me.