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Sinner atone

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  • 06-12-2016 5:21pm
    #1
    Atari Jaguar
    Registered Users Posts: 985 ✭✭✭


    It's almost Christmas. A time for joy or that. Now we are all human, so we've all been at one point in the last year a bit of a jackass to at least one person. This is your chance to say your sorry, confess your sins and AH will forgive ridicule you.

    Maybe you didn't help Mammy hang out the laundry like you promised.
    Maybe you didn't help your da with his ship in a bottle.
    Maybe you didn't pay Jermaine back for his drugs.
    Or maybe you shot the Guniea Pig.

    Whatever is confess your sins and Santa might still come!


    Mine is starting this thread. Sorry AH. :)


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    #2
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Telling OP he/she spelled "Jaguar" wrong.


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    #3
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    I apologise for being so feckin gorgeous

    21/25



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    #4
    Atari Jaguar
    Registered Users Posts: 985 ✭✭✭Atari Jaguar


    me_irl wrote: »
    Telling OP he/she spelled "Jaguar" wrong.

    YOU SHUT UP SOMEONE TOOK THAT NAME 14 YEARS AGO AND HASNT LOGGED IN SINCE.

    THEY MADE 2 POSTS.

    2!


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    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Atari Jaguer wrote: »
    YOU SHUT UP SOMEONE TOOK THAT NAME 14 YEARS AGO AND HASNT LOGGED IN SINCE.

    THEY MADE 2 POSTS.

    2!

    You bringing the deadly sin 'anger' in to this thread!? :pac:


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    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Or maybe you shot the Guniea Pig.
    Is that a euphemism?


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    #7
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I had an orgy with 7 guys in Switzerland

    Sorry, not sorry.


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    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    mansize wrote: »
    I had an orgy with 7 guys in Switzerland

    Sorry, not sorry.

    Are you Snow White?


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    #9
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Frosty McGiggleshaft wrote: »
    Are you Snow White?

    No, red hot! well my dick was lol :P


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    nelly17
    Registered Users Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    I think I seen that movie


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    #11
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    nelly17 wrote: »
    I think I seen that movie

    Yeah, Animal Farm starring Mr Hands.


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    #12
    dashoonage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭dashoonage


    I apologize to absolutely ****ing no one.


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    #13
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    dashoonage wrote: »
    I apologize to absolutely ****ing no one.

    Good man Conor!


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    #14
    ScumLord
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    Everyone I upset deserved it.


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    #15
    dashoonage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭dashoonage


    mansize wrote: »
    Good man Conor!

    who da fook is that guy!


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    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    mansize wrote: »
    No, red hot! well my dick was lol :P

    Ah, a Toblerbone party.

    Okay.


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    #17
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Knoberalone more like...


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I woke up earlier, went to the kitchen to toast some muffins (not a euphemism) and make tea for myself and the chap while he stayed in bed, since he worked late.

    Four muffins in the bag, two each. I love muffins. More than I love money.

    Got the butter out, boiled the water, put the blackberry jelly on the tray, teabags in the pot etc. Two muffins, spilt in half and toasted. Ate both.

    Put the last two on to toast. Spread with butter and jelly, pour tea, bring tray into the chap. Tell him there was only two muffins left but he can have half of mine, because that's how generous I am (I've no shame).

    Lies, deception and greed, and all before I'm up a half hour.


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    mariaalice
    Registered Users Posts: 12,398 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    Feel bad about eating the head of a guy who phoned from the bank and promised he wasn't trying to sell me anything but he was, when i hung up thought he's only doing his job and it must be fairly soul destroying spending the day phoning people in the hope they will buy insurance or what ever off you,
    and other drivers on the road that I got annoyed at unless they deserve it, and guilty that I don't visit an old aunt more often who is niceness its self and would love a visit. I am sure there are a few other thing to feel guilty about as well.


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    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Candie wrote: »
    I woke up earlier, went to the kitchen to toast some muffins (not a euphemism) and make tea for myself and the chap while he stayed in bed, since he worked late.

    <snip>
    Nothing like a nice warm muffin on a cold December evening.


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    mariaalice wrote: »
    Feel bad about eating the head of a guy who phoned from the bank and promised he wasn't trying to sell me anything but he was, when i hung up thought he's only doing his job and it must be fairly soul destroying spending the day phoning people in the hope they will buy insurance or what ever off you,
    and other drivers on the road that I got annoyed at unless they deserve it, and guilty that I don't visit an old aunt more often who is niceness its self and would love a visit. I am sure there are a few other thing to feel guilty about as well.

    I get like that too. I'm incredibly uptight and can lose my temper very quickly.

    I always feel bad afterwards for the people I got angry with.

    I also don't visit elderly relatives as it so happens.


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    mariaalice wrote: »
    Feel bad about eating the head of a guy who phoned from the bank and promised he wasn't trying to sell me anything but he was, when i hung up thought he's only doing his job and it must be fairly soul destroying spending the day phoning people in the hope they will buy insurance or what ever off you,
    and other drivers on the road that I got annoyed at unless they deserve it, and guilty that I don't visit an old aunt more often who is niceness its self and would love a visit. I am sure there are a few other thing to feel guilty about as well.

    I get like that too. I'm incredibly uptight and can lose my temper very quickly.

    I always feel bad afterwards for the people who I got angry with.

    I also don't visit elderly relatives as it so happens.


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    #23
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Told a lesbian I was a gay woman trapped in man's body just so she would sleep with me.


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