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When can we expect the 1st visit from a female Pope?

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  • 03-12-2016 8:14pm
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    LordSutch
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    What are the chances of thre ever being a female Pope?

    I have witnessed so much change in the last few decades, from gay marriage to female clergy in the Anglican Church, to a black President of the USA! The UK is leaving the EU and Donald Trump will be the new President of the USA - so many unexpected things have happened, some crazy, some good, some bad, but all unthinkable and unexpected, so with this in mind is it possible that a female will be crowned Pope within 'lets say' the next thirty years?

    Possible, totally impossible?


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    darkpagandeath
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    You wont. Women can't do the Jesus Transubstantiation thing. Turning wine and bread into flesh and blood.


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    [Deleted User]
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    LordSutch wrote: »
    What are the chances of thre ever being a female Pope?

    I have witnessed so much change in the last few decades, from gay marriage to female clergy in the Anglican Church, to a black President of the USA! The UK is leaving the EU and Donald Trump will be the new President of the USA - so many unexpected things have happened, some crazy, some good, some bad, but all unthinkable and unexpected, so with this in mind is it possible that a female will be crowned Pope within 'lets say' the next thirty years?

    Possible, totally impossible?

    Totally possible. There's already been a female pope, in the Middle Ages:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan

    Pope Joan the Second is yet to come.

    PS: She pretended to be a man.


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    Harry Palmr
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    Well if it happens it'll be about 50 years after the first female priests are ordained.


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Will you calm down. Women have no place having a day over their own body in the Catholic Church. It'll be a while before they get to the Vatican


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    ceadaoin.
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    Well they haven't even allowed female priests yet so a long time I'd say.


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    darkpagandeath
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    Candie wrote: »
    Totally possible. There's already been a female pope, in the Middle Ages:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan

    Pope Joan the Second is yet to come.

    PS: She pretended to be a man.

    Yes and is that not why they carry the pope over the lads to see his balls ever since ?


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    Ted111
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    Father Sinead O'Connor has to be in with a fighting chance.
    She'd want to make bishop in the next five years though.


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    Grayson
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    Someone could always set up their own church and give themselves the title of pope.

    But the catholic church? that's never going to happen.


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    Rainman16
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    We haven't had the first straight male pope yet.


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    Deank
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    When hell freezes over.


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    Grayson
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    Rainman16 wrote: »
    We haven't had the first straight male pope yet.

    Sure we have. History is riddled with popes who had mistresses and kids.


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    fergiesfolly
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    Should happen shortly after Bertie is re-elected as Taoiseach.


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    MRnotlob606
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    Halal, is it meat your looking for


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    learn_more
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    Rainman16 wrote: »
    We haven't had the first straight male pope yet.

    That's right cause they are all crooked.


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    Berserker
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    You'll need women priests first. I am not that clued up on all things RC but what are the odds of us seeing women priests any time soon? Why are there no women priests (the official line) in the RCC, as a matter of interest?


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    RustyNut
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    Grayson wrote: »
    Rainman16 wrote: »
    We haven't had the first straight male pope yet.

    Sure we have. History is riddled with popes who had mistresses and kids.
    Do most priests not like to "have" a few kids. So to speak.


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    RobertKK
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    When women grow some balls.


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    amcalester
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    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    You wont. Women can't do the Jesus Transubstantiation thing. Turning wine and bread into flesh and blood.

    Neither can men.


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    looksee
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    Berserker wrote: »
    You'll need women priests first. I am not that clued up on all things RC but what are the odds of us seeing women priests any time soon? Why are there no women priests (the official line) in the RCC, as a matter of interest?

    The usual answer is that none of the disciples were women so obviously god only wanted men as priests. In much the same way that none of the disciples were Italian or Polish or German, so obviously god only wanted Jews for priests - didn't he?


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    maudgonner
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    RobertKK wrote: »
    When women grow some balls.

    The testicle chair/testicle examination thing? That's widely accepted to be a myth.

    (As is Pope Joan).


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Best possible headline from the visit ?

    POPE ELOPES


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    RobertKK
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    maudgonner wrote: »
    The testicle chair/testicle examination thing? That's widely accepted to be a myth.

    (As is Pope Joan).

    I was not referring to that, but given the Pope has to be male...


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    maudgonner
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    RobertKK wrote: »
    I was not referring to that, but given the Pope has to be male...

    At present, but this thread is all about whether there will ever be a female Pope.


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    RobertKK
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    maudgonner wrote: »
    At present, but this thread is all about whether there will ever be a female Pope.

    No according to St Malachy.

    The current Pope is suppose to be the last...


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    Boggy Turf
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    My favourite pope was Formosus. He died, they buried him, a while late the new pope dug him up, they put him on trial, he was found guilty, they cut off three of his fingers and threw the corpse into the Tiber. Great bunch of lads in the Vatican...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Formosus

    It's all utter nonsense really. It's taken us a while to grow up.


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    mzungu
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    RobertKK wrote: »
    I was not referring to that, but given the Pope has to be male...

    The church needs gender quotas pronto.


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    Seth Brundle
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    RobertKK wrote: »
    I was not referring to that, but given the Pope has to be male...
    Inxidentally, who came up with that rule?


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    Fleawuss
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    Never. You need a penis to be a pope. You need a penis to be a priest. It's all about the penis in matters of priesthood.


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    Seth Brundle
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    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Never. You need a penis to be a pope. You need a penis to be a priest. It's all about the penis in matters of priesthood.
    Why? Which Catholic ceremony necessitates the use of a penis?


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    Fleawuss
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    kbannon wrote: »
    Why? Which Catholic ceremony necessitates the use of a penis?

    None of course. What a silly question.


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