Christmas Party's

johnp23

Its that time of the year again and have never really seen a thread on Christmas parties and the shenanigans that goes on.

My best one to date is working for a small company and the owner was found in the disabled toilets with the Secretary by his wife after he rang her from his phone by accident.

After hours lets hear your best stories . :D:D:D

Ted111

So he accidentally phoned his wife and gave her directions to the
unlocked disabled toilet by accident

johnp23

No she knew he was local for the christmas party and went searching the place for him till someone pointed out where they had seen him last

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

We had turkey, ham and roasties followed by pudding and minced pies. It was such a laugh...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My Xmas parties are never messy for me. Usually it's dinner then drinks but my problem is I can't drink if I eat. I need to get hammered on an empty stomach for chaos to ensue

stimpson

johnp23 wrote: »

No she knew he was local for the christmas party and went searching the place for him till someone pointed out where they had seen him last

How many people were in the disabled jacks watching the show?

Ficheall

johnp23 wrote: »

Its that time of the year again and have never really seen a thread on Christmas parties and the shenanigans that goes on.

My best one to date is working for a small company and the owner was found in the disabled toilets with the Secretary by his wife after he rang her from his phone by accident.

After hours lets hear your best stories . :D:D:D

What a catapostrophe...

Temptamperu

I once got turnt and banged an oul wan.

seamus

Tbh, I've rarely seen much scandal at a Xmas party beyond most people getting drunker than they normally would in front of colleagues and injuring themselves or vomiting in front of their co-workers.

Though I'm historically awful at spotting gossip. I've had colleagues in offices carrying on relationships and affairs for months and I won't even know about it until someone points it out.

Olishi4

I remember at the Christmas party in my first job, we were seated at a table for dinner and near enough the end of the night, I returned from the bar, went to sit back down and at the same time, someone pulled my chair away to seat themself at the table beside me so I fell on my ass

I was cringing and dreading going back after the Christmas break because of it. Then when I got back and heard a few of the stories about other employees, I was thinking "wtf was I worrying about?"

The Raptor

Last year, I arrived as they were just handing out the plates of dinner. I left after. I timed it well.

Allinall

Ficheall wrote: »

What a catapostrophe...

What an apostrophe

johnp23

You lot are a tough bunch to please. Thought there might have been a few funny stories. Guess not

suicide_circus

Going for drinks with a bunch of people you either don't know or don't like. What could go wrong.

ZeroThreat

Where I work there isn't even an x-mas party or meal anymore, although before my time there it was known that at the annual bash, most of the sales staff were orally serviced by the secretaries & receptionists in the jacks for several years running, or so I've been told.

Pinch Flat

We used to do a secret santa in a company I worked with, one of the lads got a gimp mask for the managing director. We had great fun that night - each taking it in turns to wear it and go to the bar to order drinks, making sure to unzip the mouth first.

Winterlong

I was invited to a posh christmas do once. Tuxedo job in the burlington.

But I got wasted and the back of my trousers split in the middle of a particularly spectacular (ie crap) dance move.
White boxers.
The shame.