If you could replace one human part of yourself with an animal part what would it be?

Sgt Pepper 64

I'm thinking maybe swap ears for gills?
or swap my belly for a handy kangaroo pouch. I'm always losing my keys.
Or exchange my nose for that angler fish light thing.
Very handy for meeting girls..."oh look pretty shiny thing, I want it, must go to the light, friends be like so jealous on facebook"
Then it be like "oh its you, but I'm here now....nice lighty thing instead of a nose...can you make it flash?"

Ted111

A scorpion tail. And bat wings.
The head of a wolf and the body of a lion.

Cookie_Monster

*gently insert massive penis replacement post*

Sgt Pepper 64

Ted111 wrote: »

A scorpion tail. And bat wings.
The head of a wolf and the body of a lion.

yeah but you to trade something in, like you get wings, but lose arms

a grand aint for free you know

Ted111

Sgt Pepper 64 wrote: »

yeah but you to trade something in, like you get wings, but lose arms

a grand aint for free you know

No arms. Thorax and four legs of a lion. And giant bat wings instead of an apendix.

Tigger

I like me as I am

Sgt Pepper 64

Tigger wrote: »

I like me as I am

you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

corner of hells

My arms and legs for those of a bear , my nose for that of a pic.

I'd become "ManBearPig ".

Outlaw Pete

I'd like the head of a lion so that I could become a Barry Gibb tribute act.

Tigger

Sgt Pepper 64 wrote: »

you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

It's worked so far

Mr. FoggPatches

I'd like one elephant's ear.

RayM

I would replace my penis with that of a donkey.

I've always wondered what it would be like to have a smaller penis.

Shenshen

Sgt Pepper 64 wrote: »

you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

I never knew A. A. Milne was that descriptive?

team_actimel

Cat eyes so I would have super eyesight and it would look like I'm yoked half the time with my massive pupils :pac:

fizzypish

The ability to hibernate. You could go out on the piss, make a twat of yourself, stuff your face with huge amounts of taco chips and sleep for 2 months after. No one would remember the transgression and you could rinse and repeat.

Jawgap

Sgt Pepper 64 wrote: »

you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

Winnie the Pooh never complained

harry Bailey esq

I think a well groomed tail looks quite snappy.

Boom_Bap

Tiger. Blood.

Father Hernandez

Replace my appendix and have wings instead. Easy

donegal.

i'd replace my entire body with that of a handsomer human

bodhrandude

Loads of strange threads around at the moment, this one would fit nicely in the Cuckoos Nest.

Rory28

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

*gently insert massive penis replacement post*

nothing gentle about that

uch

I'd give my left arm to be Right handed

boobar

My hair for a lion's mane....with a side parting.

Pulsating Star

Emm...I'd say having a longer tongue could go down well.

Lone Stone

I would swap my neck for a jeraph neck my back muscles for camel humps my jaw for bats, my lower torso/ legs for a rhino.

uch

Pulsating Star wrote: »

Emm...I'd say having a longer tongue could go down well.

I've a really long tongue, Iv'e had some offers in fairness, only took up one, she's still asleep

Sound Bite

A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes...so I'd like piggy parts.

Winterlong

Tiger blood has been done on this thread already. So I would go for an eagles eyesight.

donegal.

Eyes of the hawk,ears of the wolf, strength of the bear, speed of the puma!