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If you could replace one human part of yourself with an animal part what would it be?

  • 18-11-2016 12:09am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,627 ✭✭✭


    I'm thinking maybe swap ears for gills?
    or swap my belly for a handy kangaroo pouch. I'm always losing my keys.
    Or exchange my nose for that angler fish light thing.
    Very handy for meeting girls..."oh look pretty shiny thing, I want it, must go to the light, friends be like so jealous on facebook"
    Then it be like "oh its you, but I'm here now....nice lighty thing instead of a nose...can you make it flash?"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    A scorpion tail. And bat wings.
    The head of a wolf and the body of a lion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,565 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    *gently insert massive penis replacement post*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,627 ✭✭✭Sgt Pepper 64


    Ted111 wrote: »
    A scorpion tail. And bat wings.
    The head of a wolf and the body of a lion.

    yeah but you to trade something in, like you get wings, but lose arms

    a grand aint for free you know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    yeah but you to trade something in, like you get wings, but lose arms

    a grand aint for free you know

    No arms. Thorax and four legs of a lion. And giant bat wings instead of an apendix.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I like me as I am


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,627 ✭✭✭Sgt Pepper 64


    Tigger wrote: »
    I like me as I am

    you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    My arms and legs for those of a bear , my nose for that of a pic.

    I'd become "ManBearPig ".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    I'd like the head of a lion so that I could become a Barry Gibb tribute act.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

    It's worked so far


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    I'd like one elephant's ear.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I would replace my penis with that of a donkey.
    I've always wondered what it would be like to have a smaller penis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

    I never knew A. A. Milne was that descriptive?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    Cat eyes so I would have super eyesight and it would look like I'm yoked half the time with my massive pupils :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    The ability to hibernate. You could go out on the piss, make a twat of yourself, stuff your face with huge amounts of taco chips and sleep for 2 months after. No one would remember the transgression and you could rinse and repeat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    you know tigger penis is a sort of aphrodisiac don't you?

    Winnie the Pooh never complained ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I think a well groomed tail looks quite snappy.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Tiger. Blood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,381 ✭✭✭✭Father Hernandez


    Replace my appendix and have wings instead. Easy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    i'd replace my entire body with that of a handsomer human


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Loads of strange threads around at the moment, this one would fit nicely in the Cuckoos Nest. :)

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭Rory28


    *gently insert massive penis replacement post*

    nothing gentle about that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    I'd give my left arm to be Right handed

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    My hair for a lion's mane....with a side parting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Pulsating Star


    Emm...I'd say having a longer tongue could go down well. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I would swap my neck for a jeraph neck my back muscles for camel humps my jaw for bats, my lower torso/ legs for a rhino.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Emm...I'd say having a longer tongue could go down well. :p

    I've a really long tongue, Iv'e had some offers in fairness, only took up one, she's still asleep

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes...so I'd like piggy parts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Tiger blood has been done on this thread already. So I would go for an eagles eyesight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.




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